Butterfly: :strikes Spot with whip: Lexie, Spot and Race want to know if we can hurry up and just write them a story so we can untie them from the bondage ropes

Lexie: Be quiet! No one was supposed to know about the ropes *looks around guiltily*

Butterfly: :smacks self on head: Oh, right, I'm sorry! And no one's supposed to know that we captured Spot Conlon and Racetrack Higgins and highly enjoy having them do things with whips and whip cream...oh I should shut up.

Lexie: Well, at least you didn't say anything about the beach trip. Oops.

Butterfly: :jumps around.: Ooh, do you mean the beach trip where we made them wear the Speedos and where you and Race, you know, in the photobooth? I think I still have those pictures, too...

Race and Spot: Someone help us these chicks are insane!!!

Lexie: Quiet, you two! You don't want me to get the gags back out, do you? Yup! I meant that exact beach trip!

Spot: Please, I beg of you! They are crazy! We were sellin' our papes and they came out with handcuffs...

Race: Please, Spot, don't remind me of the handcuff incident with Lexie...

Spot: At least Lexie uses handcuffs and doesn't make you eat whip cream off...

:Butterfly glares at Spot.:

Spot: They trapped us and we are tied in bondage ropes and we are thier sex slaves!

Lexie: Hey! I told you two to be quiet! And you know you liked the handcuffs and whipped cream! Hey, do you remember the time that we went to the fair together?

Butterfly: Oh, I remember THAT fair trip. That's where Spot was just too horny and couldn't wait until we were off the Ferris Wheel...

Lexie: Yeah! And they had those strange tea cup things and we made the boys sit on the floor...

Butterfly: Yeah, but nothing could beat when Race and Spot and me went on the Tunnel of Love and they...uh-oh.

Lexie: Hey! Race is MY love slave! *cracks whip and glares menacingly* I told you that you could have Spot if I got Race.

Butterfly: Jeez, Lexie, you don't have to go all psycho bitch on me! Don't you remember the time with you and Spot and the refridgerator?

Lexie: Yeah, but that was BEFORE we decided to kidnapp them! At that point, we were just playing. Remember? And I can go psycho bitch if I want! Spot kind of likes it...oops.

Butterfly: :breaths sigh of relief.: Wow, I was worried there. Because before I captured Spot I had that thing with Weasel and Denton...wait!!!

Lexie: Weasel and Denton? I thought Denton was with Davey? SO, RACE! What do you want to do today! *trying to change subject b4 Chrissy notices the slip about Spot*

Butterfly: Yeah, that was when Denton liked girls instead of little boys though. Although nothing could beat the time when Pulitzer and I...Ahem, looks like the boys need to be fed.

Lexie: I'll get the strawberries!

Butterfly: And I'll just get myself...and the whipped cream, of course.

Lexie: Yup! And also, they've been very naughty today, what with interrupting us and all. What do you think we should do to them? *Grins evilly*

Spot: OH, GOD! I will stop screwing everything on four legs if I just don't have to eat their food again!

Butterfly: :Raises eyebrow: Hum, I have that new edible underwear, good til the very last bite...

Lexie: Didn't we use that last time? *ponders* Nope. That was just me. You can use that...I'll have to think of something else. *gives Race a LOOK*

Butterfly: :shrugs. Gaze wanders to window and jaw drops.: Hey, Lexie, isn't that Draco at the window? I do have a pair of handcuffs you can use and we have extra ropes...

Lexie: Oh, my! It is! I forgot that I told him to come over today! I am Draco's Secret Lover you know.

Race: Oh, thank God! I'm saved!

Lexie: But I still have to deal with Race!

Butterfly: :cracks whip.: No worries! We can finish what we started in the Tunnel of Love!

:Race and Spot exchange horrified looks.:

Lexie: Okay, Chrissy! I get to deal with Draco today. :Race looks semi-relieved: And I just had the BEST idea! :Race looks horrified once again:

Butterfly: What? That we can watch Race and Spot rub oil all over each other?

Lexie: *evil giggling* Well, let's just say it's one of those idea's that our reader's don't need to read about. I think that we should let them go ont to the stories, while we punish all the boys. Race, Spot, and Draco! Althgouh, I'd have to say that Race and Spot make an adorable couple! *ponders the oil idea*

Butterfly: :squeals with sheer delight.: Ooh, SLASH! Lexie, you are a genius! I'll get the video camera!

Lexie: Now, about that idea...would you say you're more like a flower or a butterfly?

Butterfly: I'm more of a girl who just wants to get into bed with all three guys!

Draco, Spot, Race: God save us.

Lexie: *giggle* You're supposed to say that you're a butterfly so that we have blatant references to our different author names. Sorry boys, but you're stuck! Muahahahaha

Butterfly: :smacks head.: Oh, right. I'm so stupid! I'm a butterfly who wants to get into bed with all three guys!

Lexie: Much better! Now, guys. Hold still so we can focus the camera!

Butterfly: No, Lex, we can use the tri-pod, that way we can both be involved! Godamnit, Spot, hold still so I can take off your pants!

Lexie: Yeah, I forgot about that! Oh, no wait...we broke it last time, remember? When the bed collapsed? Do you want the ropes for Spot?

Butterfly: No, I want my legs for Spot. We can use the ropes for Draco cause he's the newcomer! I said, Spot, HOLD STILL!

Lexie: Well...*blushes*..Remember the time that you went to school and I stayed home 'sick'?

Butterfly: Oh, yeah! I brought Spot for show and tell and you just rode Race like a horse around a racetrack? Isn't that a nice pun?
There, Spot, don't you feel better with out any pants?

Lexie: *giggles* Yeah...that was a good day! Whoa! Spot! I thought I told you to wear Jockey shorts, not boxers!

Butterfly: :Frowning.: Dammit, I told him to wear nothing! Now take Race and Draco's pants off while you're at it. How do you work this damn camcorder?

:Race tries to sneak out the door:

Lexie: Race! Get your cute Red-jockey shorts clad ass back in here right now! *grabs handcuffs* You don't want me to have to use these again, do you?

Race: God, if you kill me right now I swear that i will never touch another cigar when I'm in heaven...

Lexie: Race, honey, what makes you think that's where youre going? Not after all youve done! Oh, look Chrissy! Draco's being a good boy! Oh, you just push the little red button.

Butterfly: Um, Draco's the submissive type. :Rubs hands together: :Pushes button: Oh, goody! It's on!

Lexie: *schnoogles Draco* Finally get the camera on?

Butterfly: :Snaps handcuffs on Race.: You are such a bad boy, Higgins. The only place you are coming and going is to Lexie! . :Shifts gaze to Spot as dangles handcuffs.: Oh, Spot, dear...

Lexie: Uh-Oh! Chrissy? Do you realize that you've just handcuffed them together as well as to the bed?

Butterfly: And we've handcuffed them to us, too! :Gasps.: OHMYGOD! I think Spot has hung himself with the bondage rope!:Pokes Spot with end of whip.: Oops! Oh, my bad. Spot was playing dead. You naughty boy, you just know how to push my buttons and make me all...

Spot:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lexie: Jeez. He screams like a girl! Oh, we have, haven't we! *grabs Race around the middle* Let's have a bit of fun, eh?

Butterfly: : Intertwines self around Spot in impossible position.: Spot, why did you try to get your self hung by that silly rope. :Looks down and smiles.: Hot damn, you really are hung!

:Race looks to Draco for help.:

Draco: What? You don't like all this attention? Man, I knew muggles were boring.

Lexie: Hey!

Draco: Except you and Chrissy, of course.

Butterfly: :Lets go of Spot who praises and and crawls over Lexie and Race to Draco.: So, you think that Muggles are boring? Well, I'll show you just how unboring we can be...We can make some spells really spill from your wand...

:Both schnogle Draco ravenously.:

Butterfly: Wait, Lex, we can't forget about Race and Spot!

:Race and Spot exchange looks of immortal terror.:

Spot: It's okay. You just give Draco a good name for us Muggles, okay?

Butterfly: Spot, honey, I feel guilty for leaving you alone!

Lexie: Sorry Spot. No can do.*Jumps on Race while Chrissy goes back to Spot. More Schnoogling*

:Butterfly tugs on leash that has been attached around Draco's neck so he falls across she and Lexie who are on Spot and Race.:

:Draco, who's having fun, joins right in.:

Butterfly: Um, Lexie, I think that it's getting a bit too NC-17ish for the readers. Perhaps we should just let them read the stories.

Lexie: Good Idea. :Uses The whip to shut the door, magically transporting readers to the story list.: