Nagi-Okihide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for X-Men: Evolution, and Naruto. Evil fan girl with powers of plot convenience at her beck and call. Feared by bishonen everywhere she stalks the artboards and fan fictions searching for true love and a kinky love fest with any pretty boy she can tie down. Master of the lash and tamer of wild men, she is feared by males and envied by females. You can TRY to tear her down. The official Seance no miko of Gold Digger. The official Nightcrawler no miko of Xmen Evolution. The official Kabuto no miko of Naruto. The official Envy no miko of Fullmetal Alchemist. And president of Majikat and Goofy Crap Inc. |
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Love is a battlefield by Starscream's Mishap reviews
An accumulation of slash stories about the used, abused, confused, and the TFs who love them. Both factions. Review only those you like, cancel any time. Thank you all for reading these and loving them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 186,397 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,828 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Grimlock, Prowl - Complete
Presents by Melora Maxwell reviews
Rumble and Frenzy have been warned far too often that there are some things you just don't tell Ratbat about. Soundwave's getting ready to add 'Christmas' to that list...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,215 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Small Favors by Lnzy1 reviews
[G1]He never wanted to see a world torn apart by their war as his had been...but in a small American town, abandoned, left to ruin and decay after the initial invasion, Bumblebee finds a glimmer of hope for possible redemption in the form of a small child
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,363 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Ghost in the Machine by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1 Takes place after Small Problems: Decepticons are mysteriously disappearing. But that's hardly the Autobot's problem, isn't it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,102 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Shakespeare Lives by Kamikakushi reviews
Due to the Konoha's low morals, Tsunade has a bright idea that will surely mean doom. A Shakespeare play will be acted out, with a blackmailed Sasuke as our Romeo. So who's our Juliet? Shino the director? Tenten the stage manager? Neji blackmailed too?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,882 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2004
Baby Kakashi! by saki-kun reviews
Oh no! Kakashi sensei has turned into a baby! What will happen to Team 7 when they struggle to take care of Kakashi? Will he ever turn back to normal! Please RR! NaruXSakuXSasu Chapter 32 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,760 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
A Birthday Present by JadeDragoness reviews
Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Home Economics: Ninja Style by speedo fannypacker reviews
The one and only Gai thinks of a way for the genins to complete their training. Home economics!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/20/2005
Creations by Melora Maxwell reviews
Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Snowmechs by Melora Maxwell reviews
Soundwave and the Cassettes discover there are some fringe benefits to snow. Provided the Cassettes can stop bickering long enough to appreciate them, of course...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Drawing by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Sidestory of The Romance No One Saw Coming. What did Jazz do to pass the time while he recovered from the train wreck? How did his friendship with the twins began?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Jazz - Complete
mommy by shinycry reviews
Iruka's taking care of Gaara whose been turned into a child for some unknown reason. He also has team 7 helping him out. But are they helping or bothering him more? shounenai KakaIru and SasuNaru...maybe more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,774 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Fanatical Delusions by Keiko Aosaki reviews
G1. Takes place during Auto Berserk, a damaged and confused Red Alert teams up with Starscream. Red Alert x Starscream. Warning! Slash and Violence. don't like TF slash, don't click.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,029 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006
The Yuletide of Machines by Amilyi reviews
[G1] The humans think it's finally time to teach the Autobots about the biggest Earth festival in the Western world. Prime and some others... have their doubts.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Shinokasushin No Jutsu by Fate no Ito reviews
Ino's new jutsu causes everybody's bodies to be switched around! Oh my God! When will the madness end? Maybe pairings, I dunno!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Ino Y., Inoichi Y.
Unseen by shadowmaster62 reviews
Annoyed enough at being dead, Naruto is forced to pay off a debt to the Shinigami. Working as the god of deaths right hand, however, does have it's perks, including messing with mortals, cool powers, and an amazing dental plan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,465 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/13/2005
The Squeaky Toys Trilogy by Beertree reviews
Three Seekers and a box of squeaky toys can only result in chaos and revenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Plastic Ponies by D.C.1 reviews
It all began with a harmless joke on an unsuspecting chunin. Nothing bad was supposed to happen, really, and Kakashi was supposed to go scotfree. Instead, he got saddled with the finished problem: One supercute Iruka chibi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,673 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
All Boys School by Kohai reviews
AUTake a guess. What goes behind the walls of The All Boys Konoha School? (I'm not good with summeries) Yoai. LemonLime, incest, maybe rape. OOCness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
So They Said by Dizzcity reviews
Just some light, humorous sketches of characters and situations in Naruto. Morino Ibiki's search for love... and the various twists and turns that accompany it. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Soulless Murders by saki-kun reviews
Konoha's Genins and their teachers are going to sleep in a haunted mansion for one day on Halloween. What happens if the Jounins are getting killed one by one? Will they survive the night? Please RR! Not very violent, but Hilarious! Paused!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,275 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004
Child's Play by Vampire Toy reviews
When a member of the Sand Sibling’s team starts constantly harassing one of her own, Kurenai decides to try and talk out the problem with their sensei Baki. However she soon realizes that he has something else in store for her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005
The Butterfly Effect by Link and Luigi reviews
Everyone has the opportunity to instantly change something in their past thanks to a strange new crystal. But even with the warning, they're going to do it anyway? Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,774 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Don't Pick Up by Closet-Monsters reviews
Iruka is normal. He lives in a normal house, with a normal job, and an outcast of a kid. Helping Naruto fit in is hard, especially when your nights are plagued with a phone stalker.(KakaIru) AU(CH4 & 5)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,659 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004
Love is Love by Tatiana Hime reviews
Lee's Heart is broken by Neji. Neji needs no one, or so he thought. Can Neji figure out his true feelings before it's to late. (Yaoi)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005
Fell in Love with a 'Vette: The Macks Anthology by Starscream's Mishap reviews
Slash. Ultra Magnus can't deal with a lot of things, but fortunately, Tracks CAN, whether it's cranky Primes, nasty Decepticons, or running out of polish.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Whatever by Chaos of Hearts reviews
Just a collection of short, random drabbles featuring the cast of Naruto. Some will have pairings, some won't. Like the title says-whatever pops in my head. Drabble 13: Peace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005
Great Expectations by Kilerkki reviews
No one's ever expected anything important or lifechanging out of Hagane Kotetsu. Except for Kamizuki Izumo. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Interrogation by The Fake Alchemist reviews
Kakashi needs information that Kabuto may know. He'll get it out of him one way or another. (Yaoi)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2005
Broken by Kilerkki reviews
Kamizuki Izumo is terrified of being alone. He has good reasons. Rated for violence and implied torture. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H. - Complete
How to Bake a Cake by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Lee wants to bake a cake for Sakura on White Day! Too bad Neji and Tenten are forced to help him...and why is everyone ELSE there? Nejiten, NaruHina, and more...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/25/2005
Food Play by TheArchives reviews
A series of humorous drabble omake concerning the suggestive uses of food. Complete and total crack. Pairings listed by chapter. Shonenai and het. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Much Needed Therapy by Iro-Ao reviews
We all watched or read the many troubles the characters of Naruto go through, it only took me a little while to realize the need therapy... lots of therapy.
(rated for some language)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2005
Naruto Product Placement by FirestormMk3 reviews
Not sure what products to buy? Come see the products your favorite Naruto characters use.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2005
Three Again by ShullieQ reviews
Severel the leaf rookies, Neji, Lee and Gaara get turned into three year olds by one of Orochimaru's ninjas. Kankurou, Temari and Shikamaru have to take care of them. Or save the known world from them. Rated for language. !Dropped Piece, not updating!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,475 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004
Holiday Special by eMu3 reviews
“Jesus Aya, it’s not gonna come off if we don’t pull it!” Ken snapped.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,573 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Youji K., Schuldig
Hell is for Neji by Pierrot twixt Columbine reviews
Spoilers for Naruto Manga! Hyuuga Neji is a prodigy, the 1 rookie of Konoha. He has survived the academy, deadly missions, a battle with Naruto, and even a battle with a Jonin. But can he survive his teammates?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/16/2003
Weiss Kreuz Elementary School by Deena reviews
All the boys are in Grade One...
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,230 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 12/10/2000
Upon a Painted Ocean by P.S. Speare reviews
AU. As captain of his own pirate ship, the usually rational Ran finds himself making an impulsive purchase in a slave named Ken.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,582 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2002 - Published: 11/9/2001
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Naruto: World Tour Chronicles 1
Side story from Naruto: World Tour. Naruto, Sasuke, and Maze get their first mission...To retrieve the Necronomicon. The plot thickens at castle VerdeLance!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,434 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005
Naruto: World Tour reviews
Based on my bizarre theory about the Naruto world. Sakura goes to the East Country with Gai's Team to search for her missing friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005
I'd Lie For You And That's the Truth reviews
My first Naruto songfic done traditional Nagi-Oki style. A little angsty but I always give a happy ending. ChoujiIno, LeeSakura, & AsumaKurenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/9/2005
It's Time For The Evolution! reviews
Based off the popular It's Time for the Evolution! rpg board. Oh no! Warren's in trouble! The Professor's acting strangely! And Logan's having discipline problems! What ELSE can go wrong...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,576 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002
We Didn't Start The Fire! reviews
I'm back and more inane than ever! Please enjoy this musical romp courtesy of Billy Joel, the Piano Man himself!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2002
The X-Men Evolution Telethon reviews
What happens when the cast of X-Men: Evo needs money? They hold a telethon! Well, it was fun while it lasted, enjoy the finale!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2002 - Published: 2/5/2002
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! reviews
From the crazy lady who brought you 'All Star' is another magnificent piece featuring the new recruits!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2002