What to say, what to say? There isn't much to tell really. My name's Allen, and I have recent turned 17. I hadn't even heard of this site until my friend Andrea showed me it one night, while she was DROOLING over a story by someone named cheekybrunette. I had read a few more of her stories, and I definitely HAD to have an account as well. For those wondering, yes I am gay!(homophobes BEWARE!) Honestly, I don't think I'll be able to post as much as I should, considering my hectic schedule for school(gonna be a senior!) and the fact that I am currently afflicted with a disease.(*cough* lazy *cough*) I enjoy reading slash while curled up with my computer in my chilly home in Colorado. Also, I have fallen and hit the floor hard for the boys of BTR, mainly Carlos and Logan. So if you want good BTR stories, don't waste your time reading the crap on my profile, go to authors like cheekybrunette, gameboy33349, Sum1cooler, and Rayjpop! Go! Hurry! Go as fast as your scrawny little nerd fingers will click!

Oh, another thing, I am an absolute HITLER about grammar and spelling, so if I get on you about it, it is not meant as an insult to your abilities as an author, I just don't like seeing it, so thanks for understanding!

Also, all you homophobic assholes out there better PRAY that i never find you! Homosexuality is nothing to fear or hate. We still love the exact same love that all you heterosexuals do, just between two of the same sex! Who said being straight was so great anyway?!(Teehee, I rhymed.) Anyways, if it wasn't obvious by this point, Ihate homophobes and idiots that don't see the fact that we love too, but as long as you're not a jerk, I'll be your friend!(Trust me, you want me as your friend, for the upcoming war the churches will wage on the gays, after all, I am a very useful person! *cough* yeah right *cough* WHO SAID THAT?!) Anyways, goodbye and good luck! I'll pray for your health!(HAHAHAHA! ME, PRAY?! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA) ;)