I know people ramble on andonandonandonandonandonandon on these pages, and I'm no exception. So, basically:

Name: Jayne (hence 'Jay') Fosterina
Age: 20
From: Solihull, UK
Occupation: Chef

That's the basic info. Read on more if you wanna.

Family etc: Mom and Dad, still together after 32 years! Now, siblings...4 brothers, 2 sisters:
James - 27 (Identical Twin - Doh!)
Thomas - 27 (Identical Twin - Arg!)
Robin - 25
Elizabeth - 22
MEME! (Or Jayne, as I'm also called.) - 20
Karl - 17
Emma - 14
Yes, one big, happy family. My Mom and Dad must have been very busy!

Hobbies: In my spare time I enjoy mucking about with my mates in our 'band'. I - apparently - play bass. Nothing serious, just a bit of fun! I like reading, swimming, going to the pub, skatebording, films, listening to music and, obviously, FanFic.

Favourite Films: Zulu/Fight Club/Back To The Future Trilogy/Indiana Jones Trilogy/Batman/Batman Returns/Ghostbusters I and II/The Blues Brothers...hey, I could go on forever!

Favourite TV Shows: Starsky and Hutch/Friends/ Porridge/ER/ 'Allo 'Allo/Red Dwarf

Favourite Quotes:

"It all has something to do with a very complicated plan involving Hilter and a sausage." - Rene, "'Allo, 'Allo"

"Thank you, Captain Obvious!" - Jesse, "Dude, where's my car?"

"T'riffic" - Starsky, "Starsky and Hutch"

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing." - The ever wise Homer Simpson

"Boom Boom!" - Basil Brush

"Well f-k-a-doodle-do." - Shaun, "Shaun Of The Dead"

"Come 'ere. I'll bite you to death!" - The Black Knight, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

"You never quite know where to look when eating a banana." - Peter Kay

"And don't forget your Bunkel! You dozy Welshman!" - Colour.Sgt Vaughn, "Zulu"

"It's four in the f-king morning!"
"It's Saturday!"
" It's f-king Sunday! And I've got to go to f-king workin four f-king hours because every other f-ker in my f-king department is f-king ill! Now do you see why I'm so f-king angry?"
"F-k yeah!" Pete, Shaun, Ed, "Shaun of the Dead." (Man, how many times can a guy swear in one sentence!)

"It's 106 miles to Chicargo, we got a full tank of gas, half a packet of ciggaretes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it!" - Jake and Elwood, "The Blues Brothers"

"It's only waffer thin..." Waiter, "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life" (Say in French accent to get the full affect!)

"Yes, Dave. Everybody's dead, Dave. Dave, everybody is dead."
"Hang on a sec, are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?" - Holly and Lister, "Red Dwarf"

"I don't understand. How could we have all died at once without noticing?"
"The salmon mousse." - Guest and Death, "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life"

"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we don't need." - Tyler, "Fight Club"

"Better dead than smeg." - Rimmer, "Red Dwarf"

Favorite Cartoons: Teen Titans/The Simpsons/X-Men Evo/Futurama

Favorite Bands: Muse/Green Day/The Rolling Stones/cKy/The Jam/Oasis/Stereophonics/My Chemical Romance/HIM/Kasabian/Coldplay

Favorite Books:I like Bernard Cornwell stuff. But that's cus I'm a bit of a history boffin (" ,) ! Stephen King's always a good choice. Alexander Dumas - Hey! He DID write "The Three Musketeers" AND "The Count of Monter Cristo", If you ask me, they're two cool books!

Favorite Foods: My favorite snack is easy, Jaffa Cakes (gotta love that smashingly orange bit!). I eat way too many of those! But proper food...hmmmm. Well, I love Greek food, and like pretty much anything! Except:
Pork
Peas
Rice
Faggotts (USA/CANADA PLS NOTE:These are a kind of meatball in England! But they're still gross!)

General Info: Well, I finnished my A-Levels a few years back, applied to Liverpool Universtiy of John Moore to do history (I wanted to be a teacher.) Then changed my mind completely and became a chef. Go figure.
I'm English born, half Portuguesse(Dad), half Scottish (Mom), quarter Italian (Off my Dad's Dad) and, to top it off, Jewish (Lucky me. What a mix...lol!).
I sometimes get insomnia, depending on what's going on in my life at the time, which isn't too much of a problem as, with my job, I work a lot of nights anyway. So most of my stories are written in the late hours of the day, or maybe the early ones...LOL!
All my stories are dedicated to the memory of my Dear sister, Leah (yes, there used to be one more of us!), and my best friend, Emma "Sion", both of whom I miss terrible. May they both rest peacefully.
Anyway, enough of the bum-out stuff! I'm going to play on my PS2 for a bit to cheer myself up, so I'll leave y'all with a joke...

Q: What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

A: Sister Matik. BOOM-BOOM! (Get it, systermatic...)

Well, that's all from me. Honestly. Finished now. Really.
Catch yaz Lataz!
JayBird0009

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