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 Who am I? 240601, Just a mad dog howling at the moon, the devil incarnate, a madman, or an extremely devious, sexually attractive hunk of a man wiser than his years would allow, or maybe none, or all at once. No, who actually are you? A British student, a bit of a jack of all trades quite smart but not at all wise, lost all common sense at birth due to a pact with the devil for good looks that never paid off. Slightly dyslexic, read it many lores and fictions but no anime. Yet. Interests? Hobbies? Fencing, History, Sarcasm. Political views? Interest in British politics (because I live there), centre left, extremely liberal, do what you want as long as you aren't hurting anyone who didn't sign up to be hurt. Favourite quote? "What an F-16 cannot solve, is not worth solving." |
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OSaBC II : That Which Cannot Die by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LotSB. Rated M for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 690,411 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
XCOM: The Advent Directive by Xabiar reviews
Australia has been annexed, the United Nations is in chaos, the world is under siege and the Ethereals have taken the field. Facing the full might of the Ethereal Collective, the Commander must rally XCOM, the newly formed ADVENT, and several other allies and rivals to unite the divided nations by any means necessary, for failure now will mean the fall of humanity once and for all.
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 1,207,814 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Dr. Vahlen, Dr. Tygan, R. Shen, OC
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7085 - Favs: 14,210 - Follows: 16,255 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Cycles Upon Cycles by The Incredible Muffin reviews
The residents of the Koprulu Sector thought they had finally achieved peace. They were wrong. Now, the Koprulu Alliance is faced with a galaxy that was bigger than they thought. They will meet new friends, and more importantly, new enemies, but all will be forced to put away their hatreds, both old and new, or none will survive the darkness that is to come...
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 359,067 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 1/13/2015
Mass Effect: The New Journey by Arashi the Solar Phoenix reviews
During a Joint Deployment, the UNSC Infinity and Her Sangheili allies are suddenly thrown into a new Galaxy, and end up near Charon before the Systems Alliance discovers the Charon Relay. Alliances are forged and how will the galaxy react to an aggressive humanity that not only doesn't use Mass Effect technology, but will not let anyone stand in their way of expansion? AU PreME1
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 190,674 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 2,706 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 1/26/2014
Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 89 - Words: 859,638 - Reviews: 2517 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/12/2012
From the Ashes by erttheking reviews
Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 118 - Words: 913,475 - Reviews: 3479 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 5/17/2012
Blue Magic by Tellur reviews
Ancient prophecies are set into motion when Liara meets Harry during an illegal observation of the recently discovered Humans. A vicious cycle has to be broken in order for the galaxy to advance to the next level. However Harry has some unfinished business on Earth and school to attend first. H/Hr pairing, Sibling relationship between Harry and Liara. First part of two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 228,162 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 3,448 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Liara T'Soni
Dominoes by Meridianpony reviews
"So. We died." "Yes, we died," Fives confirms. Even though his hands are steady on Echo's shoulders, his voice trembles. "We all… remember?" Everyone nods. Droidbait shudders, and shuffles closer to Cutup. "How is that possible?" he mutters. "We're not Jedi. We can't… see the kriffing future, or whatever it was. We can't—it's not possible. How could we all have had the same dream?"
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 198,532 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Echo, Fives, Hevy, Cutup
Avatar by Von reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort with the power he knew not, a power far more valuable than his freedom. Sealed away until next he was needed, the Wizarding Saviour slept through the fall of his race, of magic and almost the world. Now he has been woken, the last avatar of a dead species and a being whose purpose is so old that only the bones of the Earth remember. Gen. Adult themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,949 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 3,614 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 3,354 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5387 - Favs: 13,532 - Follows: 15,225 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 6,767 - Follows: 8,368 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Stars Fade by totallybursar reviews
Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,216 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Varric T., Hawke (F)
Madness Effect by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,420 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 5,233 - Follows: 6,151 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Outcast Effect by The Incredible Muffin reviews
When the Outcast Blades and their allies attack a top-secret Imperial project, they are unprepared for the consequences. Now, they must survive in a new galaxy, with new friends and enemies alike. Can the Blades show another galaxy that they're the best, or will the Reapers harvest them as well?
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 220,721 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 7/6/2014 - OC - Complete
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 824,628 - Reviews: 8562 - Favs: 8,492 - Follows: 7,538 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 5,055 - Follows: 5,936 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 263,964 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 6,475 - Follows: 7,488 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
The Technological Assimilators by Knight in Blackest Armor reviews
With the technologies of several alien races at its disposal, humanity had undergone a technological revolution. It advanced at such a rapid pace, far exceeding many expectations. Soon however, the humans learned that they shared their galaxy with yet another group of sentient alien life, but to mankind's horror and confusion, these aliens were not the sort they expected at all.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 147,111 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014
Of Kings, Draugr, and Dragons by DoctorEagle reviews
The Dragonborn, Mjoll, and an assassin from the Dark Brotherhood travel to Westeros after learning that Paarthurnax senses two forces at work. Not only is a large army of ice draugr approaching, but new dragon life has also emerged. The adventurers must enter a foreign land to find out what is happening, stop the draugr, and find the dragons before they become wild and dangerous.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 422,577 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Daenerys T.] Mjoll the Lioness, Sansa S. - Complete
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 630 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 6,401 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Dawn of Hospitality by That guy83 reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011