My name is Emily. I am insane. No, I am not just saying that because I'm one of those people who think it's "cool" to be insane. I'm not like that. I have schizophrenia, disassociative identity disorder, and anti-social personality disorder (people with this disorder are commonly known as "psychopaths" because of their lack of conscience). I'm actually a good writer (so I've been told), but I am too self-conscious and explodey to actually upload my original fantasy, science fiction, horror, and humor books (yes, they are all complete books and they have been edited by a professional). I have a feeling that people will dislike my stories, so I'd rather be a critic. Oh well...the things I've uploaded below are mainly basic crap material (really, they are CRAP compared to my books)...but I suppose, just maybe, they might be worth a read. MAYBE. Anyway, when it comes to artwork, I'm not as explodey and self-conscious. I draw too much. My drawings aren't hideous... they're just boring. Yes, well, back to things that concern fan fiction and other such various items of doom: Let me tell you, I dislike flamers with a passion and I do not flame other artists and writers. When I feel the need to post something negative regarding your work, it doesn't look like a flame because 1) I can actually SPELL! 2) I use constructive criticism (yum) 3) I give (helpful) suggestions for improvement. To know more about my psychopathic and eccentric ways, view my stink-filled Biography on Side7. By the way, INVADER ZIM IS THE SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST ROCK!!! Yes, I am a sickeningly obsessive fan. I would quickly join with the Irken Armada any day and laugh at the destruction of Earth & its filthy carbon-based creatures. "So...much...FILTH!" "HAHAHAHAHAA -- Ah, let's go eat food." "He likes snacks, ZIM!" "YAY! We're DOOMED!" "Warning: Candy made entirely of sawdust." Art Gallery: If there is a very small chance that you want to read one of my books, then ask me about one or several of the following titles: The Jadenge of Errethelle I also write some Tallest fan fiction, but not often. |