Med-Jai ferrethide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Naruto. Name: FerretAge: old enough Last time I was here? Lurking? Everyday. Logged in? Years. XD Purpose: To enable me to enter the forums. Can you PM me? Sure. Will I answer?...doubtful. Will I read it anyway? Flame away with a nice title and I won't even suspect you of malicious intent. WHAT I AM: Part grammar nazi, part policy upholder. Occasional uploader, I suppose. What I like: Snow, 60 degree temperatures, Gaiaonline, selpl Ccehk, and ferrets. What I read: Political books, old antique books, manuals, art books, manga, classic Sci-fi, Vampire fictions, the backs of soup cans... What I follow: Naruto, Inuyasha, Lord of the Rings, Starwars, Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland, and..things you'd find on Fictionpress.net? Also, Christine Feehan when there's a not-cliche family friendly fiction posted. |
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Lookalike Huranos and a Confused Uchiha by MidnightAnimeAngel reviews
Sasukes been captured! Tsunada wants Sakura to interrogate him but she's scared so instead they get Sakura's cousin who looks exsactly like her to pose as Sakura and interrogate Sasuke. What will happen when Sasuke thinks he's falling for Sakura? SasuXOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,069 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U.
what if? by kenkao.inukags reviews
what would have happened if naruto had been trained by the hokage personally instead of be trained with team seven? what if he was actually taught, and not ignored due o his lack of sharingan? how strong would the hokage have made him? read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,177 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hero's Return by AsalieDWrite reviews
The Hero of the Hidden Leaf Village has reurned. What effect will this have on the future of the hidden leaf village. And how will Naruto react. rated for safety. Has been reworked up to chapter 8 with the help of my wonderful Beta! Sequle?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,362 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
My Dear Pal by KonahaWolf reviews
I never thought I'd have to say goodbye to him. I mean, we were pal's, mates, friends for life." Thats how Kiba feels when the death of Akamaru punctures a hole right through him. But maybe, just maybe his shy teamate Hinata can fill that empty space.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,388 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Alternate Beginnings by Shodai Fuzeikage-sama reviews
Seven-year old Naruto, on a visit to Suna with Sandaime Hokage finds Sasori’s old bedroom, and begins to learn the puppet technique. Naru/Rin. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,023 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Naruto U., Rin
A Day at the Office by TheOneInYourCloset reviews
Yay my first fanfiction XD Just a normal day at the Hokage office for team 7
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Save me someone, please by AmayaRyder reviews
AU,tenth walker.Krys is a young girl living with her abusive father. She had only one rule for herself. Silence. When she arrives in a strange, new world, will she trust anyone enough to let them hear her voice. Rated for detailed child abuse, violence an
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006
The Tale of Marian by Rana1 reviews
In today's world, a woman searches for her path and finds it laid before her in a most unusual way. A Haldir romance, eventually, but is it the Haldir we remember from the third age, or has he changed?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,415 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Haldir - Complete
LEgolas And Sairelinde 1 by bellend reviews
LEgolas mmets a beautiful girl in the woods one day! Who is she and why does his stomach do funny things every time he looks at her. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Legolas
Case Studies of Tragic Sues by Leelee5 reviews
Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/10/2003
Elladan, Elrohir VS Merry, Pippin by Aman'mai reviews
Pretty much: Elladan and Elrohir find their match in Merry and Pippin during their stay in Rivendell. A few practical jokes later and you've got some grumpy, wet elf twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Elrohir, Peregrin T.
A Walk in the Woods by Tainted Silence reviews
A girl who is considered a bratpunkidiot is attacked by Legolas and left for dead. After some odd turn of events he ends up living with her and her family, while she searches for a way to get him home and keep her sanity. UPDATED! THATS RIGHT AN UPDATE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,811 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Legolas
Loving the Wind by Lock Owl reviews
Everything is topsy-turvy for Estel right now, but he's found a solution--something to keep him grounded, so to speak. But is it a solution or a sickness? How long can he hide it? warning: self-mutilation WIP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,604 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Aragorn
Earth Warriors by Jester Fraser reviews
ch.22 in. (I changed the title was Earth Protectors) Some kids turn out to be more than they think they are. They are the Earth's protectors. But an evil force is out to kill them while at camp. Please R&R
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,781 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Alexander O., OíConnell, R.
The Xavier Fanfiction Institute by Michelle Solo reviews
Chapter Edit and Author's Note Only! XFI, a Fanfiction University for the mutant world, is now open for instruction. The marvelous mutants (both good and bad) will teach writers the proper way of mutant fanfiction... or go insane trying.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,130 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003
the fellowship and the elf next door by Lamoo reviews
A silly random waste of webspace that tells the tale of 4 hobbits, a king, and elf and a dwarf and their rather random, but very mundane, adventures. Legolas is bad tempered, Pippin fries technology, Gimli knits and eats rocks and Haldir lives next door.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,932 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Legolas
A birth day to always remember! by yuki san1 reviews
This is my FIRST fanfiction I EVER wrote! My cousin Death had to help me with it! And this is also in 'Sesshoumaru and Kagome, Single Spark', and I will be continueing it here! OKAY! Today is Kagome's birthday, and so what does fate have in store for her?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003
Little One by EmeraldDragon reviews
Kagome finds a young hanyou in her time. After discovering the girl's short but painful past, she brings her to meet Inuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,240 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/1/2003
How Can I Survive by Judy Greenleaf reviews
AU Sequel to Consequences.*Formally called Life After Death* After the death of his friend, Aragorn falls into depression and there may only be one person who can draw him out of it. COMPLETED!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 51,881 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
As Darkness Consumes Me by Deadly Chakram reviews
Haldir's final thoughts before his death at the Battle of Helm's Deep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Diary of a Middleearth Sim by Elf of Sirannon reviews
Probably not worth your time - just indulge me in this little experiment of mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003
Gandalf's familiar by Werecat99 reviews
The tenth member of the Fellowship: Middle Earth through the eyes of a cat. Chapter 7 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Gandalf, Aragorn
Is she worth it? thought Aragorn by LittLeBLueBLoB reviews
Aragorn and Arwen get married, but many strange and twisted things happen, including an evil video tape and a lovestruck Eowyn. No slash: A/A relationships. Please read! Very funny! Don't read if you don't like funny stuff!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003
Life of Actors by sunflowerobi reviews
AU. Lives of actors aren't easy, especially if they put you together with someone you don't like at all... Chaos, is the word for all... Major OOCness.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/16/2002
Who We Once Were by SithRuse reviews
Epilogue now uploaded. Evy's been having strange dreams and returns to Egypt only to meet up with Ardeth Bay once more.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,669 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2002 - Published: 8/27/2001 - Ardeth B., Evelyn C.
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Many firsts reviews
Many first's occur in the life of Haruna Sakura. Her thoughts on life, fate, and surprises.A little AUish, the age is never important.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Cracked Glass reviews
Years after a traumatic event, Neji visits Hinata in a hospital.AU'ish.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Obscure Detail reviews
Mary and Barry Sue find out M.E. isn't heaven in the worst way possible. Cliche's. no slash or legomance to come.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003