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Date: Don't Remember.

Hell-lillie-ellos. What's crack-a-lackin'? Thought I'd drop a line cause me and Matter's over here are getting quite the bored.

Matt Hardy: I'm hungry, but I don't want to get up just to get some food.

Matt, that's whore-able. Anywayz, hope you like the crap that you may read from me just thought I'd give ya my opinion on some stuff. So, here we go...

I like Matt but the whole 'Version 1' thing is getting old. Plus, he's doing 'The Shocker' and for those who don't know what it is it's a hand symbol to represent gay pride.

I DON'T like Lita. She's a dumb twat with no personality of her own. She is a sheep, a poser, a wanna-be! She's not 'extreme' or 'hardcore'. She is fake and she also looks like a man.

With that off my chest, I love JTHM. Anybody that doesn't know what that is, you are sad and deprived. Jonny the Homicidal Maniac is one of the best comic books I've every read. I thoroughly enjoy Jhonen Vasquez' work be it Johnny, Squee, I Feel Sick, Zim, or even Filler Bunny. Okay, Wobbly Headed Bob does get on my nerves but that's okay. He still pours my orange juice on a Tuesday morning.

And for my last piece of writing today I would just like to say Rest In Peace to the band Primer 55. They were great and I will surely miss there music.

Date: June 23, 2003

I've come to the conclusion that I can link anything to Matt Hardy or Alan Cumming. C`mon, try me!

So, It's been a while since I've updated. I've done quite a bit since when I wrote the earlier stuff. I've gotten into quite a bit of things since. I am really into Cabaret right now. I love it so much. I just got the soundtrack, ya know, the 1998 New Original Cast Recording with my favorite actor of all time, the beautiful and talented Mister Alan Cumming! He's so Pretty!

Anywayz, as you may have noticed my story The Serpent, The Heavenly Body, and The Rainbow is on hiatus due to me being in summer school. Speech sucks! So I should have another chapter to you by July 29. I'll try to get one up earlier if possible. Thanks!

Bye!

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The Gypsy and the Devil by Raven Hare reviews
X2 AU - Kurt/OC....An alternate prequel and slightly AU movieverse.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 90,597 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Nightcrawler - Complete
Himmel by ladie21 reviews
Almost a year after Jeans death Logan returns with a new addition that will shake up the whole mansion. Unknown to even herself the girl carries a secret that hold a ket to unlock a past. Ro/LO and Kurt/OC. This s my first X fic so please R&R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 5/31/2003
Into The Fire by Mythos reviews
Jack Sparrow finds him self stranded yet again, only to be rescued by a mysterious ship and a Captain with her own secret past.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,753 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 7/26/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean : The Lost City of Gold by Stokely reviews
RomanceAdventure... pretty straight forward, Jack meets girl, girl meets Jack, they don't get along... frontier fun! Chapter 18 Will now except anonymus reviews! :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,797 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003
The Corsair affair by Mesopotamia reviews
A hated pirate's daughter sold. Jack buys her, etc. etc. just read it! COMPLETED and new disclaimer on chapt 1
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,273 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Complete
Oceans of Revenge by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Part Three of Servant Girl Series: After returning to Port Royal, Jack and Lara run into more dangerous conflicts.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,824 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Complete
Meeting His Match by PineAppleLint reviews
Terrence Gallagher is a well respected female captain who is found without ship or crew. What happens when she literally runs into Captain Jack Sparrow? Chapter 30: And So it Begins. FINISHED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,726 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Lonely No More by JSWitch reviews
Some of you didn't like my summary the first time. So here is a second one. You, Cole(Jack Sparrow), and Will. There it is!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 9/11/2003
The Pirate and the Wytch by Lady Lirimaer Malfoy reviews
Will, Jack, and Elizabeth get transported to the future, were they met an enigmatic young Lady with the gift of gab and possiblely the answers to their problems
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 7/21/2003
As My Heart Goes, So Goes My Sanity by Dal Muln reviews
Jack Sparrow couldn't possibly have gone mad within 3 days of lying on a beach drinking rum. Perhaps something else is the cause....perhaps love was involved...Chapter 5 (or 6, if you count prologue) up!!!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,857 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003
The Life of Sunshine Adel by Gothic Skittle reviews
[What's Eating Gilbert Grape fic] Sunshine goes to live with the Carvers, but little did she know her life was about to take a major turn. She meets the love of her life, but can she keep him?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003
Journey to the Past by Makethebadmanstop reviews
A Mary-Sue, if you don't like them then DON'T READ IT! Seriously, nobody's freakin forcing you to! What was Jack’s home life like? Did he have a loving family or girl? What happens when he's called back there?Read on to find out! Bring on the flames!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,789 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003
Dysfunctional by Bekquai reviews
*Chapter 7 Posted* ~Complete~ There are reasons Merton turned out the way he did. Rated for graphic violence and cursing.
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 7/29/2002 - Complete
The Man Who Wasn't There by Sanguinary reviews
Vince has left Pleasantville in the hopes that he can find somewhere to belong. Instead, he finds another imaginary friend. But there's something sinister about her, something she's hiding. (Finished)
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2002 - Published: 4/5/2002
The Serpent, The Heavenly Body, & The Rainbow reviews
Um.....Jeff tells the story of how his brother's love life changed forever.....I think that's it. I don't know, read it. Tell me what you think or DIE! Heh, no, I just kid....
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003