Blue9Tiger: Yes, the wonderful DarkMutatedBrock and I have MERGED our ideas together to create strange fics just for you--as well as to satisfy our odd cravings. The downside of this is that our own separate fics may take longer to complete, but two's usually better than one, no?

DarkMutatedBrock: Yes, just pray that our lunatic meters don't reach a dangerous level. Or that we FINALLY get an activating e-mail. Whether you want that to happen or not depends on how sane you truly are. Anyway, if we're both online, chances are that we'll respond to every e-mail and IM at 5 times slower that the speed recommended by the FDA. Gerbils are evil. Ciao.