Silly fic based on certain cliches within the Harry Potter FanFiction world. Oh my, new chapter! And it only took me 3 years! !flashing commercial neon lights! NOW WITH EASIER TO READ CHARACTER AUTHOR INTERACTION! !flashing commercial neon lights!

A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!

A parody of the third Harry Potter movie and book, for all the disappointed fans of the third movie!

Harry's libido is accidentally charmed into overdrive. No one is safe! Oneshot. [HPGW] [HPHG] [HPDM] [HPOther]

Smiling in the darkness, he realized that he went out for a cup of coffee, but came back with a girlfriend. BZHG

A series of unfortunate events lets Albus Dumbledore nearly fall from his chair the morning after.rnWritten for the H.M.S. Overworked & Underappreciated, Golden Embers, and Orange Crush. (HrB!B, RWPP, HG)

The hardest thing to do is let your mind make choices without the influence of your heart. Hermione's heart doesn't know what to do, and her mind is caught up in a huge catastrophe sweeping England. [Remaining Unfinished Indefinitely]

Blaise Zabini said he would only dance with the woman he loved. He and Hermione Granger were parted before they had a chance to dance...would they get another?

Fear does strange things, Granger. It makes you ally with those you hate,' says Draco. 'He went to save you.' What can you do if you accidentally save an enemy when you meant to save a friend?

Prove it. It was a simple challange. If you'd asked her later she couldn't have told you why she'd done it, but something in her snapped. A little BZHG drabble.

COMPLETE 12604 7th year fic- Hermione Granger receives a kiss (she’s standing beneath the mistletoe) from an unlikely person. Now, she can’t get that person or his kiss off of her mind. HermioneBlaise and GinnyDraco

Hermione is unwittingly selected to write a romance column for Witch Weekly. As her stories unfold, she realizes that the line between fiction and reality is not always so definite. Slytherin Blaise Zabini provides ample inspiration. HGBZ

This is a parody of Harry Potter 3, both movie and book. What is Nevilles secret? He does have one by the way... anyway...Cherry pie...yum!

Blaise Zabini teaches Hermione that it's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for. BZ & HG romance.

Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...

Starting his sixth year at Hogwarts, Blaise Zabini is content. He passed his OWLs with no trouble and is looking forward to NEWTs. Then Hermione Granger walks into Ancient Runes and changes everything. BlaiseHermione.

Killer recipe. Four cups of "Harry Potter". Two heaping scoops of "The Princess Bride". Add a pinch of "Pirates of the Caribbean" and a whole lot of chocolate. Blend thoroughly. Season with other movie characters to taste. Serve. Enjoy. Review.

Blaise wants to be a superhero. Hermione doesn't think he can do it. Will he prove her wrong, or is he just another wizard in spandex and sunglasses? Boy!BlaiseHermione

Cookie response to the After Dark challenge. Prefect Hermione Granger catches Blaise Zabini after curfew.

It's that time again: Fifth Year Career Advisory Meetings. Blaise Zabini isn't looking forward to his. Professor Snape's not looking forward to Blaise Zabini's, coincidentally. What does little Blaise want to be when he grows up?

They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.

Is this not PC? A smutty yet deliciously funny parody of the wizard king himself! Please REVIEW :) :) :) :) :)

He's a cocky, conceited, spoiled jerk.' 'She's a filthy, stinkin' mudblood.' Hermione tries to teach Draco that there are things more important than blood, but can he learn the lesson, or is he only a bitter soul? RR! Slight language rating.

We shall always have tonight, shall we? When only death can part us? You have become heartless, worthless. We can never have that night back. We can never have our son back. And I... I can never have you back."

It was a difficult mission - stealing evidence to imprison Narcissa Malfoy - but Hermione didn't expect to be captured and imprisoned in the Malfoy dungeons, completely at the mercy of her enemies. Meanwhile, her friends are planning her rescue...

A/U Blaise Zabini is just another Slytherin. That is, until fifth year when OWLs, girls, Gryffindors, and the new Defense teacher decide to make his life as complicated and unpleasant as possible. And what does the Order have to do with all this?

Written for a challenge. Hermione is engaged to Draco Malfoy, her wedding in two weeks, when her best friend re-enters her life. Torn between the two, who will Hermione choose?

RE-Written for a songfic challenge. Hermione's last conversation with the man she loves before her death.

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are asigned together for a Care of Magical Creatures project. The problem is, they can't stand each other. Or they think they can't... (FINISHED)

This is a cry against Harry Potter fanfics with unlikely romances and Mary Sues. If you don't like, don't read. A parody to the typical Harry Potter fanfic - very exaggerated. R and R please...*CHAPTER 4 IS UP!*

A parody of Harry Potter. I suggest you read if you're up for a good laugh

A parody of poorly written, cliche Ron/Hermione romances. Also pokes a bit of fun at Draco/Harry on the side. Dedicated to both H/Hr fans and any 'shipper who hates cliche romance tales!

Vicki Granger challenged authors to write a parody called Harry Potter: Parsleytongue. I don't know how many acutally DID, but here's my version!