Single? No.

Taken? No.

Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist? YES.

how sad.

About me

Name: it starts with letter Z. (I won't let you know my real name.)

Age: Try to figure it out

Country: Philippines

Gender: Female

Favorite Anime character: Midorima Shintarou

Kind of dere: 50% Kami-dere and 50% Kuu-dere

Likes: Music, Books, Sweets, Ice creams, Chocolates! Rilakkumas, Midorima Shintarou.. (hey, he's special on the list ya know?)

Dislikes: Insects, Bugs.

Secret: Unidentified.

kicks bugs everywhere*

Female Comebacks

Boy : May I hold your hand?

Girl : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

Boy : I love you and I could die for you!

Girl : How soon??

Boy : I would go to the end of the world for you!

Girl : Yes, but would you stay there?

Boy : Haven't I seen you some place before?

Girl : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Boy : Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Boy : I'd go through anything for you!

Girl : Great! Let's start with your bank account.

Boy : Whats your number?

Girl : Its in the phone book!

Boy : But i don't know your name?

Girl : That's also in the phone book.

Boy : If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together

Girl : Really, I'd put f and u together

Boy : Hey, c'mon, we're both here at the bar for the same reason..

Girl : Yeah. Lets go pick up some chicks.

Boy : I want to give myself to you.

Girl : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Boy : I know how to please a woman...

Girl : Then get the hell away from me!

Boy : So, wanna go back to my place?

Girl : Well I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Boy : If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.

Girl : If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Boy : Your body's like a temple.

Girl : Sorry, there are no services today.

Boy : Hey baby, what's your sign?

Girl : Do Not Enter.

Boy : How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Girl : Unfertilized.

Boy : Your place or mine?

Girl : Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

Boy : So, what do you do for a living.

Girl : I'm a female impersonator.

Boy : You cry, I cry. You smile, I smile. You laugh, I laugh.

Girl : You fall out a window, I laugh.

Boy: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Hiding from you.

Boy:Your eyes they're amazing.

Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Boy: I can tell you want me

Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Boy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous

Girl: If you were a hamberger at McDonalds, you would be McUgly.

Boy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven

Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Girl: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Boy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out

Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

Girls post this as "Female Comebacks" Boys post this as "Don't let this Happen"

My Total Randomness:

I'm probably not a fan of nutella, but a lover. Got it?

If I saw someone wearing a shirt with Bieber's face on it, I'll totally flip. I swear.

Buy me a punching bag and I'll name it Justin Bieber.

Why do I hate Bieber? It's a LONG STORY BRUH.

I prefer staying at home than going outside.

Tbh, I admit that I'm "not innocent" anymore. Hello, I'd like to dare you to find me a 14 year old "innocent' teenager.

My life is kinda sad. How about yours?

Sitting in front of computer and do anything random (playing, writing stories, reading fictions through the net) the whole day is no big deal to me.

Simply ignores people who aren't nice to me.

Can't stand 'friendship arguments'

One of the book borrowers in the library.

Uhhh. I forgot. wow. sh*t

burgers are for life.

HETALIA!!

KPOP

ANIME

Hates the most slutty btch in our class.

Being a bipolar is the most priceless thing that I can describe about myself.

Now because if you've read it then, I can trust it to you. We can be friends if you want. Tss. Haha