RazorBladesKisses
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Joined 02-13-04, id: 538164

Hmmm i guess im spose ta tell you stuff about me here tho there isnt really very much tell but lets see if i can bore you to death with some of the details from my so called life.

Name:Fawn (i hate it.it makes me sound all nice and cute and love-ish like.which i am not i am the EVILNESS MWEHEHEHEHHEE!)

Age:as of right now im 18
Location:My own little hell(some people like to call it new york)

Sex:female...i think...hold on ill go see...

fav quotes:"NUNS are just fat little women who nevor get laid so they dress up like penguins and beat kids like me with sticks."

"wash me hair it feels drunk"a really really long story behind that one.. really

"they say you are what you eat..if thats true then i can be you by morning"

"I... AM...A GREATNESS BEYOND ALL GREATNESS..SO GREAT ...THAT I DONT EVEN HAVE A NAME FOR WHAT I AM...CUZ THERE JUST WASNT ONE GREAT ENOUGH FOR ME!"

"I only fuck dead girls so i have to kill myself before i masturbate."

"The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, uh, people do." But I think, I think the gun helps. You know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that."

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid."

"Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire...so, that's fun. And that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuckhead!"

"My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper. I want to follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this. (Runs screaming) AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees!"

"What shall we call our son so he does not get the shit kicked out of him at school? We shall call him Englebert Humperdink! Yes, that'll work."

"We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. 'I claim India for Britain.' And they're going, 'You can't claim us. We live here! There's five hundred million of us.' 'Do you have a flag?' 'We don't need a flag, this is our country you bastard!'"

"Cake or Death, that's a pretty easy question, I mean, anyone can answer that. "Cake or Death?" "Uhhh...cake please." "Very well! Give him cake!" "Oh, thanks very much! It's very nice." "You! Cake or Death?" "Uhhh...cake for me, too, please!" "Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate!" "You! Cake or Death?" "Uhhh...death, please...no! Cake! Cake! Cake! Sorry!" "You said death first!" "No, I meant cake!" "Oh, all right... You're lucky I'm Church of England! Cake or death?"

i think thats all of em for now

Hobbies & Interests:Partying,johnny depp,Hanging out with my friends,listening to music, biting(dont ask its a weird thing with me and my friends we all bite each other tho sometimes people draw blood through 2 shirts and a hoodie not saying any names tho-noelle-or pointing any fingers points to the noelle)Family guy,johnny depp,GreenDay(i have a bit of a thing for billie joe then again i like most guys in makeup odd maybe ..hot.. oh yea ..and plus billie joes voice is just fucking amazing)writing,Eddie Izzard(so fucking funny)POTC,OUATIM,Anne rice(she is a goddess when it comes to writing),anything with johnny depp, kidnapping pengwins,Johnny depp(ok ok so im a little obsessive about johnny but not like stalker obsessive but oh cmon he is to yummy to not want ..can you say bondage?eh heh heh heh)

Favorite objects:anything shinny it makes me the happyness (unless its the sun damn the sun stay away from me ah god im melting!oh wait no im not opps...BUT MY EYES AHH MY EYES!)

mwe i think thats about all im sure your all comatose by now ...i can only hope mwe!but if your still awake and reading heres my fav poem i feel it describes me oh so well

Salty tears run down my face.I dont belong im out of place.Darting eyes search in vain.I dont understand im going insane.An endless desert of bleak hard white.Nothing enters dark or light.My home is my prison and is till i die.I break down and scream and wonder why.What made me so different?What made me end up here?Nothing makes sense to me nothing at all is clear.Crying screaming nothing matters.My had been shattered into tatters.My prison,My home,My personal hell.MY life inside my padded cell.

Ok one more poem i know i suck but hey if ya dont like it skip it k?no i take that back LIKE IT OR IT WILL NOT HESITATE TO EAT YOU!mwehehehehe ..heh heh sorry my evilness was leaking out but i put it back.Anyways here goes..

Kiss me kiss me softly bite upon my flesh.The blood trickles down my chin shiny warm and fresh.Beat me beat me harder dont stop untill i die.Even if i beg for mercy even if i cry.Save me save me quickly before i kill myself.If you couldnt have me would you want anyone else?Rape me rape me hatefully or rape me with your eyes.It doesnt really matter i can see through all your twisted lies.Kill me kill me quietly muffle all my screams.Take away my innocence murder all my dreams.Hate me hate me painfully and know that this is true.I really mean it when i say that i hate you too.

yes yes i know your thinking will she ever shut up?so here i am shuting up...
ps.I AM GOD!...LOVE ME!

pss.if you wish to talk to me for whatever reason one of my SNs is LollipopSuicides ..IM me whenever im always doing pretty much nothing n_n

Shut Up by Lil'minx-Dee reviews
Lily is fed up if people being horrid to her and decides to say Shut Up in the stangest way. Changing her image from good girl to bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 11/15/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.