hi I'm Lucy and I like Rangers Apprentice, Percy Jackson, Septimus Heap , Secrets of the Immortal Nicolas Flamel , The Last Dragon Chronicles

about me

I am a 14 year old Australian girl that loves to read

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-Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: talk about Percy Jackson so much that your family and friends get really annoyed.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: ever daydream about yourself in the Percy Jackson world.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: are a demigod.

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (I wish i could)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Yup.)

You quote random lines all the time.(yes)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (...maybe)

You've got a book memorized. (Kinda.)

You've read a book more than five times. (YES! Try five-MILLION times! I love books)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (always)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no. I'm not a murderer. The worst I'll do is cry. Hard.)

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (my friends think I am weird 4 this one)

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If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

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1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?

19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.

21. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?

25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

30. Shin: A device for finding furniture

31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestions: Defrost.
Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On a toboggan: Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.
On a knife sharpener: Caution: knives are sharp.
On a box of aspirin: Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
On a bottle of laundry detergent: Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.
On a muffin packet: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
On a mattress: Do not attempt to swallow.

This is How you KNOW you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

1. You can quote almost all of the dialogue and you do so regularly. If someone from Ranger's Apprentice hasn't said it, it's obviously not worth saying.
2. You can hear Wills' voice in your head.
3. You just KNOW Halt's also in your head, telling Wills' voice to shut up.
4. You've memorized "Greybeard Halt" and sing/hum it all the time.
5. You bought a bow and arrow set and cried because you can't hit anything.
6. You actually dream about Ranger's Apprentice.
7. You're reading this right now.
8. You have a cloak or really really want one and sneak around in it, trying to scare people like you're a ranger.
9. Your life goal is to become a ranger.
10. You read Ranger's Apprentice and now you think being short is SO COOL!!
11. You write fanfiction for Ranger's Apprentice.
12. You think it would be awesome to be Wills' apprentice.
13. Now you're sad because you aren't.
14. But you imagine yourself as his apprentice.
15. Now you're grinning like a moron.
16. The front left side of your brain is constantly saying, "Rangers Rangers RANGERS! MUST! READ! RANGER'S!
APPRENTICE!!"
17. You'd LOVE to meet John Flanagan.
18. You happen to know that there's a contest to do so.
19. You're now jumping up and down, fan girl shrieking about meeting Flanagan.
20. You're going to enter the contest.
21. You're sad because the contest isn't being run for people in your country and you can't move to Australia before the
competition closes.(i live in Australia)
22. You want to kill me for telling you about a contest you can't win.
23. You have an Oak leaf necklace that you wear all the time.
24. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than eat.
25. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than breathe.
26. You always want to read Ranger's Apprentice.
27. You want there to be a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.
28. You'd actually tackle glomp someone if they had a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.
29. You'd cry with joy if you got to have a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.
30. You'd cry in despair if the comic book got damaged in any way.
31. You just KNOW that the Ranger's Apprentice books radiate power.
32. You accidentally called your brother "Will" before.
33. You have a cat or dog or guinea pig named "Tug", "Abelard", "Shadow", "Blaze"or "Ebony".0
34. You want to warp yourself into the Ranger's Apprentice world so you can replace Alyss.
35. You're smiling and nodding while you read this.
36. You CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER SECOND for the Ranger's Apprentice movie.
37. You want to see the Ranger's Apprentice movie in the theater the absoute seccond that it is released. Hello
premiere...
38. You're going to spend the whole movie going fangirl and wearing your best ranger cloak.
39. You're going to have a hard time not fangirl squealing during the film.
40. You're going to have a super hard time sneaking your two knives into the movie theatre.
41. You have been banned from traveling on airplanes because you refused to give up your bow and arrows/knives.
42. Your parents want you to shut up about Ranger's Apprentice already.
43. They really really want you to.
44. Now you're going to post this list in your profile with everything you've actually done or thought in bold letters.
45. You just hit copy.
46. Don't lie, you know you did.
47. You're thinking about Ranger's Apprentice again.
48. You even know the names of the background characters and have done all the internet quizzes to prove it.
49. Now you're sad because there are SO many other things that can prove you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.
50. You are hugely upset because you cant go to the Rangers Apprentice camp because it is all the way in Texas.

I am that girl,
The one who likes book more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Double Trouble

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! haha turns out crazy, really

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

TheWhiteCouncil (Howard Shore)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Lord of the Rings (The Piano Guys)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Beauty School Dropout (grease) I can't say I do

4.WHAT IS 22?

Hedwig's Theme

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Foreign Visitors arrive (HP GoF)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Fawkes the Phoenix (HP CoS)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Little Amy (Murry Gold/ Doctor Who)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Symphony of the Darleks (BBC national Orchestra of Wales)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Harry's Wondrous World (HP)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

A Window to the Past (HP)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Harry in Winter (HP)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Leaving Hogwarts

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

The Rainbow Connection

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Hogwarts March

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Lily's Theme

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

The Hidden Valley (Howard Shore)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

farewell to Dobby

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Statues

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Harry Potter Theme Song

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Radagast The Brown (Howard Shore)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Harry Potter Theme (the Piano Guys) I was not aware how many times this was on here

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Wizard Wheezes

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

I am the Doctor

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

The Hill of Sorcery(Howard Shore)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Professor Umbridge

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Double Trouble