helloo,thanks for reading my profile..

the basics:

Uk

female

16

I started writing an Alex Rider story agess ago,done about 3 chapters then stopped..I just dont really know how to continue ittt,so if anyones willing to read it and send me some ideas/suggestions/tips id be very grateful and try and continue it.. :)

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R.I.P Michael Jackson :( Such an amazing guy..gone but never forgotten :( xxxx

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fave books- twilight obviiously,alex rider series,maximum ride series :P,cherub series,mates dates series,harry potter series,the shapeshifter books are okay,books by bali rai,gangster rap-not that famous but really gud...

fave characters- has to be edward cullen,alex rider,yassen gregorvitch,and fang from maximum ride.

fave movies- slumdog millionaire,white chicks,the fast and the furious,the bourne identity,blue streak,mean girls,gone in 60 seconds,into the blue,step up,ali g in the house,storm breaker should be down but they messed up the movie and cast other than alex rider,i mean yassen is not a ginger!

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I'll read most things with a decent plot, realistic charaters and good description. I like most parings, although Hermione/Draco is one of ma fave.i find stuff like draco/harry alex/yassen just really freaky tbh.

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"There cums a tym in ur life, wen u realise those hu matter, those that dnt, and those that alwas will, so dnt wory about those from the past, ders a reason why dey didnt make it in2 ur future."

"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some have weird names, some are dull, some are new, some are pretty, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box."

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there. If you belive in GOD put this in your profile..

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annoying people :

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is
yours? Do I point at my Crotch when I ask where the toilet
is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search
the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to
walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and
eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't
eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after
you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and
stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't
really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement, then there must have been something
before it.

8. When people say, "life is short". What the fuck? Life is
the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can
you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has
the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here
, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they
used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington
boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that
nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks
that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if
you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are
ordering... It has to be a McChicken Burger; just a Chicken
Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it
in your McEyes you McFucking McTosser.

14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are
you all right?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limb!

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Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in paradise with God.He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?What did i do?

Every Abortion Is Just . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

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If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a RELIGEOUS WOMAN who covers her hair so i must be oppressed/anti-social.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a bimbo.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so i must be some old fashioned freak.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be a stuckup stupid whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL so i must be a gold digger.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I READ ABOUT VAMPIRES, so I must not BELIEVE IN GOD.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I’m SCOTTISH, so I MUST be violent and have a drinking problem.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude or ugly.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I have a few REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS, so we MUST be lesbians.

I don't BELIEVE IN SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE, so I MUST be a religious nut.

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