Funny little one shot. Harry and Ron find a record of detention lines in Filch's office and Hermione really wishes they hadn't.

Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage & seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. At the same time, Draco Malfoy has decided to take a 2nd mate with the death of his wife & he's waited a long time to have Hermione Granger. Will destiny keep these couples from their much-deserved 2nd chances? NOMINATED BEST NEXTGEN WIP STORY-see profile for details. Romance/Hot Shag/Drama.

Fertility issues in pureblood marriages lead to desperate measures. Draco seeks out help from a most unlikely source, in a most unlikely way. Written as a gift for a DMHG Bingo winner and posted with her kind permission.

My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013

In a perfectly normal house in a perfectly normal neighborhood in a perfectly normal town, there is something strange going on...

This is the requested sequel of What Could Have Been, please read that one-shot first! Hermione and Draco begin to have dreams about each other. At first they think nothing of it, but soon events from the dreams start to come out in their real lives.

"There should be a law stating that you're not allowed to be attracted to your old enemy.. or your little brother's girlfriend.. or the girl your best mate fancies. Sadly, there's none. So I guess we'll have to be big boys and fight it out like real men."

The time-turner she wore said it all. He should have been more cautious, but silly as it was, he, Severus Snape, fell in love. As quickly as she came, she left. This is the story of how Severus Snape's heart bloomed for Hermione Granger.

Opposites attract. Everybody knows that. But could it be true for two mortal enemies? I changed the summary, so don't get confused. Dramione. Complete. PLEASE REVIEW!

"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG

Naruto finally gets sent to the wacky shack when he goes too far. SasuGaaNaru. boyxboyxboy. Don't like, don't read. Rated M. On hiatus. FOR ADOPTION!

She screamed. He hadn't jumped, had he? No, it couldn't be possible, he couldn't have done that! He wasn't so stupid! Besides, he couldn't really love her, could he? Draco/Hermione one-shot AU post-war

'I agree. Privacy when opening gifts is necessary.' He smirked and leaned even closer, brushing his lips across her cheek. 'Especially when the gift is so-' he paused; head tilted to the side and slowly licked his lips, 'awe inspiring.'

Hermione Granger had lost her bloody mind. At least, that's what the current circumstances would lead one to believe. AU HG/DM Hermione loses a bet and has to wear the claim tag of a certain Slytherin. Comedy, Romance, Fluff, Lemons and Happy Ending!

Hermione has lost her memory. When she discovers that she's married to Draco Malfoy she thinks it's a ploy he created himself. Will Draco be able to get her memory back or will he get her to fall in love with him all over again?

100 word Dramione drabble plus slash!

Prompt: "It's a little small, isn't it?" An... Interesting conversation between Gryffindor's princess and Slytherin's Prince. Dramione

Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.

Inside, there were only two words written. Help me.

Written on Request. Dramione. At a Halloween Ball, which neither of our two participents wish to attend in the slightest, will there be something worth staying for? Just for Tonight?

Having been killed in the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger remain behind as ghosts. Perhaps it's true that one's ultimate salvation comes from a single amazing act of grace. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Mystery/Angst. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.

Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...

Frustrated with the Minister for Magic and in possession of two left feet, Hermione is forced to take dance lessons. Under her instructors, she not only learns to move with grace, but gets more than she bargained for in the process. Veela!Draco

"Just promise me," she whispered to him. "Just promise me you won't be an idiot. Promise me you won't die." DracoHermione, one-shot.

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'LIPSTICK STAIN'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE format. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!

An angry 12 year old Pansy gets her revenge on Draco and drags poor Hermione into her scheme. It's not until 5 years later that the forgotten incident resurfaces. Will the threat of death bring them together, or will they murder each other?

This is a 300-space drabble written for the SHOUTBOX over at Hawthorn & Vine website. Prompt: "rotten." Comedy. Post-Hogwarts-not Epilogue compliant. COMPLETE!

Can two people really just be "Friends with Benefits"? a songfic based on the song "Chasing Pavements" by Adele. Enjoy reading! :

Draco Malfoy is a jerk. He crashed into my perfect wedding - just to remind me that I was marrying the wrong person. After so many years, he still is. REWRITTEN.

Imprisoned, alone, about to lose his life. You could say their love was never meant to be. But Draco would disagree. This is the companion piece to "The Longest Walk of Her Life".

As a child, Draco Malfoy wanders muggle London and learns a very important lesson from book described by a Muggle girl. Years later, Draco express to his Beauty his gratitude and his desire to no longer be the Beast. ONESHOT

Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.

Theo Nott & Draco Malfoy want Hermione Granger. When she deals with one to teach her about sex, how will the other handle it? How will a Time-Turner,a fatal illness,an ex-,an Azkaban breakout & some old spells change the future? A/U 7th yr. HOT SHAGGING!

"They like to work." He stressed for what felt like the millionth time, "Haven't you ever seen Beauty and the Beast? Remember the song, 'like is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving?" Hermione smirked, "You know that movie?"

A series of Dramione parodies based on the many horrible fanfic stereotypes I've encountered prevalently over my years exploring Dramione fandom. Hopefully funny, most likely offensive, take with a grain of salt. This collection features Draco/Hermione

Do you swear?” she asked. “I do,” he answered. “Then, cross your heart.” Inspired by the movie “Up”.

Hermione's heading to breakfast and runs into someone. Dramione.

What... err... disguise will I actually wear, sir?" she asked. "Ah, good question," Dumbledore said with a smile. "With the usage of this necklace, it would simply transform you into a young man." "A man!" she shrieked... Dramione fanfiction! r and r. :p

Before her life ends, Hermione Granger wanted to do eleven things… Dramione! FINALLY COMPLETE!

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

He descended his mouth upon hers, tantalizingly slow, and massaged her lips gently with his tongue. Then, without retrieving, "Please tell me, Rose. What would your fiancé say if he saw you doing this?" RW/SM

*one shot!* hermione was running through the corridor...please review! : DRAMIONE!

There is a process to these things... Dramione

Bitter sweet and strange, finding you can change, learning you were wrong.........

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

He dove in after her... but why? Complete.

VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013

AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*

So basically, if you're ever interested in the world of Dramione fickage, then come HERE for instructions. WHOOO SUCKAGE.

Based on Disney's Beauty and the Beast. When Hermione's father is abducted by none other than the Malfoys, what lengths will Hermione go to to rescue him? After breaking it off with Harry, will she find love where she least expected it? DHr

DMHG 7th Year. This story carries SERIOUS WARNINGS for dark themes. More specific warnings inside. Draco Malfoy is a bad boy. Draco Malfoy has a bad crush. Draco Malfoy is about to do some very bad things... COMPLETE

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

Hermione has to choose between Draco and Harry when Draco is bitten by a werewolf. 6th year; DH, HH, HG.

The air was blistering cold. She sat on the frost covered bench, playing with the ring around her index finger. She looked uneasily as the train pulled in and a man stepped off. And I could only watch their love blossom again.

Sequel to 'Miss Hogwarts'. Draco and Hermione has been selected to represent the school in an exchange program with a wizard school in Florida.

COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.

Draco is severely drunk; Hermione is not...but will that stop her from doing something so very un-Hermione?

He was not Lucifer. He was merely a boy, who did not know the way.

[complete] "Love, if you love me, lie next to me. Be for me, like rain, the getting out of the tiredness, the fatuousness, the semi-lust of intentional indifference..."