Note from one of the Authors:

I would like to say a few words. To those few crazy folks who amazingly enough read our parody, thank you for your patronage. To you I, on behalf of the rest of Drunk Like A Fox, regret to inform you that the 'story' (if one could call it that)has been put onindefinite hiatus. Mostly because the better part of it was written in early grade 10 and that was two years ago. We've moved on.

To those of you who flamed, I would just like to say that it was a PARODY. Wenever claimed to be writing high-class literature. It was utter crap and we knew it. It was a pleasant little detour from the serious stories that we were actually writing. It wasn't meant to be original, we never meant it to be good. We never for once took it seriously, and we didn't expect anyone else to. Unfortunately, we were wrong in how we perceived our audience. I'm not accusing people of not being able to take a joke. I'm not so arrogant as to think our comedic stylings were atall brilliant. They weren't. However, I do think that asmall number of people misinterpreted our intentions, and were quick to judgeus over trivalities.

To falco conlon: About the comment that we weregoing to mock slash, you seemed to decide to turn our molehill into a mountain. We were mocking slash fanfiction. We'd encountered a lot of badly written slash around that time and we felt like poking fun at it. The cliches and all that. If it seemed like we were being homophobic then we apologize. However, in assuming that we were judgemental, you proved to be judgemental yourself. You have never met any of us, and as such you have no idea what our personal beliefs are. All you had togo by was a silly piece ofliterary spam.

I myself am an active supportor of GLBTTQQ rights. I workfor Planned Parenthood, in a youth education programto raise awarenessabout suchissues and inform high school students about healthy sexuality. Youdid not know that about mewhen you judged my character did you? In the future, please reconsider before jumping to conclusions. I appreciate your ardour and convictions in your beliefs, but politeness goes a long way. If you have any further concerns or criticisms, please voice them courteously.

I thank you for your understanding.

-Freckled Raven.