Dropping squirrels is an artform.

So is dropping catts, but squirrels are far more superior.

Bam, Snev.

Cowfish are cool.

Anyways,

G'day mates. Tis Steph speaking and I'm a true blue teenage Aussie. Or I could be a sixty year old pedofile, so don't trust what I say. My life is pretty average, ya know. Wake up, save the world, breed some inbreds, feed my croc, stalks some five-year-olds. Nothing major. It's not like I attend school or anything, that'd be too exciting for my tedious life. *coughs awkwardly*

I've been a fanfictioneer for a few years and counting, but I've decided to start fresh with a new account. Nearly all the works on my past account are crap and everything else is on hold. I focus more on my stories over on wattpad.com, but I'm gonna do some writing on here too. Ever since I could talk, I've always been a big reader and I started writing when I was nine and first joined fanfiction when I was eleven. My two favourite authors are Markus Zusak and Stephen King. But I do love to venture off into the teenage supernatural sorta stuff now and then. The library is my second home.

It's official. I am an optimistic procrastinator and have declared myself as having a severe case of ADHD, assuming it is real. Everyone with OCD would vomit at the site of my room. I would be the most dissorganised, messies person you would ever meet. And also probably the most crazy, daring, random and retarded person too, but that's another story.

I am proud to say I was able to fall asleep in class under the evil glare of the most hated teacher in my school and not get caught. *nods*

My friends are my family. I don't know where I would be without them. And since you've read all this, I love you, too. I love you a lot. Now experience the wrath of my pedo glare!

Cheerio.