This is the joined account of Miss Enna and Missy Misa! ... In other words... two dense minds working together to create stories with the horrifying sense and vibe of a mentally disturbed author(ess)... or two...

Miss Enna: Actually, you shall refer to me as Your Royal Grand Exhalted Highness of Everything!

Missy Misa: Umm... NO THANKS!! Zat sill bay owl. Fur nheow... (That shall be all. For now...) -- Strangeaccentland...

Miss Enna: OOOOOOH!! MEOW!! RAWR!! Can you do the can-can, sitting on a can-can!! (Please don't judge... me.)

Missy Misa: Why would we when we can completely and mercilessly ignore your wiggid-wacked peanut-sized brain.

Miss Enna: But Missy, the doctors say that it's the size of a walnut now...

M M: (sighs) Thank you for proving my point hun...

M E: What? There's honey? Vere iz zis? (Where is it?)

M M: Oh no...

M E: What? What is it?

Missy Misa: Oh dear, sweet Mello, shoot me now.

Miss Enna: Does he have the honey?

M M: What honey?

Miss Enna: But you rhymed it and all that prettily..ilyilee stuff.

M M: I don't think I rhymed, hun.

Miss Enna: There!! You said honey again!! Now tell me where Mello keeps the stash!! Or else your man-pris are gonna get it!! (holds scissors up to man-pris)

Missy Misa: Please don't and... No, actually he has all your chocolate.

Miss Enna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Not my Cadbury!! (DISCLAIMER: We dont own Cadbury) That little pop-tart!! (DISCLAIMER: We don't own pop-tarts)

Missy Misa: Sayonara! XP

Miss Enna: What? Why? Who? Where? When? How? You're leaving me!? awiees... :'C I will destroy the world someday!! Muahahaha!! Fear me in all your Hello Kitty hating cowardness!! (DISCLAIMER: We dont own Hello Kitty)

Missy Misa: Please tell me we've got a docter in the house?!

Miss Enna: Not even he can save me now I'm afraid.

Both: R&R!!