“Cute but psycho. Things even out.” -Happy Bunny

I’m Kai,

I’m Mato,

And together, we are the Dangerous Bunnies!

Okay, allow me to explain how our profile works. If you haven’t noticed, this is a shared account between me, Kai, and my co-writer, Mato. Normal text is me talking, bold text is Mato, and italicized text is the both of us.

We do have separate accounts but since Kai and I see each other an average of once a week and we tend to like making up FF together during our visits we made this page. Some of you may wonder why we made this account instead of updating separately. It is mostly because we thought it would be awkward putting up a chapter of the EXACT same thing on each of our accounts. Also, don't think that because there's two people working this account that updates on our stories will fly by. As I said before, we only see each other at least once a week. (And we tend to procrastinate. A LOT.) So please don't get your hopes up for quick chapters unless we're on a roll. Thanks and we hope you like the FFs. :)

We specialize in the humor/friendship/romance genres. Mostly humor. Ho ho ho.

Okay then! Since we’re done explaining that, we’ll take turns talking about our profiles. I’ll start off.

Name: Kai. No, that isn’t my real name. “Kai” and “Mato” are just aliases created by Mato and I to hide our real identities.

Age: 16

Gender: Female

About Me: My appearance isn’t anything special. Brown hair, brown eyes, and oh, I’m VERY skinny. I’m also relatively short for my age; I’d say I’m about 5’2. I’m easy to talk to and easy to befriend. When you see/talk to me at first, I may seem timid and shy, but once you get to know me—the REAL, in-the-flesh me—I’m loud, outgoing, funny, and carefree.

I'm an Asian-American (Filipino-American, to be exact), but I don't think anyone cares. But you'd probably care if you were reading this, right? I am also proud to say that I’m a Catholic, and I love God with all my heart. I’m a fast typer, but I can’t draw to save my life. I swear, my drawings are like a mutated hybrid between anime and cartoon styles (which I why I resort to drawing only when I’m required to. And when I do, I draw stick figures). But for some unfathomable reason, I can draw real-life objects pretty well; something I discovered in my art class this year.

Hmm… If I had to grade my literary style, I’d give myself a C. The reason for this account and why I started writing was all because of this website. I found out about it around two or three years ago, and I loved reading stories. They’re a lot better than books, I’ll say that. I guess after reading so many fanfics, I decided to give it a go, and thus, Dangerous Bunnies was born.

I used to play the piano, and I still can, but I need some time and practice before I can master a song. I’m a bit slow at reading notes now that I don’t take lessons anymore, but I know enough. My piano’s been untouched and gathering dust, but occasionally I get that motivation to start playing again. Usually the songs I play are from, you guessed it, video games. Because who doesn’t love VGM?

OCD. I have it. At least, I think I do. I still don’t understand it completely. Don’t know if that’s considered a good or bad thing, but if it’s a disorder, it probably leans over more to the bad side. If I do have it, I don’t mind too much, to tell the truth. How else would I keep myself so frighteningly organized? I at least know I have THAT part of the symptom. Then again, it may just be this weird attribute I’ve acquired through my ancestors… I just keep going on and on...

I own a DS, a Wii, and a 3DS (go Nintendo!). I think I use my Wii the most, since it’s really the only system Mato and I can play multiplayer games on. My DS is not gathering dust because I had the heart to store it in a box in my room, but it’s obviously untouched. I only plan to use it to play Gameboy games, since the 3DS doesn’t have the slot anymore. And I only have three games for my 3DS, which are Nintendogs (my dogs are probably starving to death right now), Ocarina of Time (STILL not done...), and Kid Icarus: Uprising. Now I just need like 20 other games and Fire Emblem: Awakening to be satisfied.

I think that’s all you need to know about me. I was just rambling by the end…

Hobbies: Playing video games. My Wii and my DS are like my best friends. I also have a separate iTunes playlist just for VGM. And the guys I develop crushes on are from video games.

Using the computer. This is like my second best friend, along with my game systems. I can’t live without my computer. If I go a day without using it, I flip. Let’s see. Whenever I use it, I usually watch videos, read fanfics, or talk to friends.

Reading fanfics. Sometimes I would stay up all night just to finish one. I really look up to the writers here, their writing style is a lot better than some of the books I read today. Reading fanfiction has given me something to do when I’m bored, and I’m glad that there are many really talented people out there.

Talking and hanging out with friends. Friends are a great comic relief to me, especially when I’m going through a tough time. I’m thankful I have them, and I’m open to making new friends, so if anyone just feels like chatting with me, feel free to. ;D But be sure to address either me or Mato, or even the both of us, if you want.

Playing hockey. I LOVE hockey. I have never played it until my first year of P.E. in freshman year, and it was VERY fun. I looked forward to it whenever my class played, and it was the only sport that I actually liked playing. The rest I didn’t like, because I sucked at them. Yeah, I’m not the most athletic person… I blame video games.

Eating… occasionally. Just like I said earlier, in reality I’m as skinny as a stick. I can wrap my thumb and pinky around my wrist, and they would connect with no trouble. When it comes to food, though, I’m extremely picky. I can go to twenty different buffets, and my plate would have more or less the same food every time. Oh, and I weigh about… 77 pounds.

Favorite games/series: Mario, Mario Sports series, Paper Mario, Mario Party series, Mario Kart, Super Princess Peach, The Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Pokémon Ranger, PokéPark, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon, Super Smash Bros. series, Mother series, Sonic the Hedgehog, Kirby series, Kirby Air Ride, Yoshi series, Animal Crossing, Kid Icarus series, Okami, Okamiden, Guitar Hero III, My Sims, Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games, Ace Attorney series, Ghost Trick, Persona series, Nintendogs, Cooking Mama, Fire Emblem series, and Tales of Series.

I’m sure that’s not everything and I may have forgotten some, but when I remember them, I’ll add more. The list will keep going on and on and on…

Pairings I support:

From the Mario series: Mario/Peach, Luigi/Daisy

From the Zelda series: Link/Zelda, Kafei/Anju

From the Pokémon Series: Ash/Misty, Drew/May, Dawn/Paul, Grovyle/Celebi, Red/Blue, Red/Yellow, Green/Blue, Gold/Yellow, Gold/Silver

From the SSB series: Ness/Lucas, Snake/Samus, Link/Pit, Link/Samus, Marth/Roy

From the Mother series: Duster/Kumatora, Lucas/Kumatora, Lucas/Nana, Ness/Paula, Ninten/Ana

From the Sonic series: Sonic/Amy, Tails/Cream, Knuckles/Rouge, Shadow/Maria, Shadow/Rouge

From the Okami series: Waka/Ammy, Susano/Kushi, Kurow/Kagu, Kuni/Nanami

From the Ace Attorney series: Phoenix/Maya, Edgeworth/Franzy, Gumshoe/Maggey, Apollo/Vera, Lang/Shih-na, Klavier/Ema, Daryan/Ema, Wocky/Trucy, Diego/Mia

From the Persona series: Yu/Yukiko, Yosuke/Chie, Kanji/Naoto, Teddie/Rise, Yu/Rise, Kou/Ai, Minato/Yukari, Junpei/Chidori, Akihiko/Minako, Shinjiro/Minako, Ryoji/Minako, Kenji/Rio

From Fire Emblem: PoR and RD: Ike/Elincia, Ike/Mia Titania/Rhys, Boyd/Mist, Soren/Mia, Zihark/Ilyana, Haar/Jill, Geoffrey/Elincia, Bastian/Lucia, Tibarn/Elincia, Naesala/Leanne, Ranulf/Lethe, Ranulf/Lyre, Kieran/Marcia, Makalov/Astrid, Aran/Laura

From Kid Icarus: Uprising: Pit/Viridi, sort of Pit/Palutena, Dark Pit/Phosphora, Magnus/Gaol

From Tales of the Abyss: Luke/Tear, Asch/Natalia, Guy/Natalia, Ion/Anise

Hmm, that’s a lot, but I feel like there’s some that I forgot. Just like the list of games, I’ll add more when I get more pairings, or remember them!

Favorite Books (Well, THAT’S new. Books? No, kidding. Books are great. There are a few books I’ve read that I’ve really enjoyed. So here they are):

Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger — Read this in school with the rest of my class, thought it was great! I am in love with Holden Caulfield.

The Wolves of Mercy Falls series by Maggie Stiefvater — In my opinion, beats the Twilight series hands down. I love the writing style, and I can’t get enough Sam/Grace and Cole/Isabel.

The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins — Just amazing. I really like the action and suspense, not to mention the romance. Now that I'm finished, I can say that this series has sort of changed my life.

Shakespeare’s Plays – They may be a pain in the B to understand sometimes, but they’re dramatic, hilarious, entertaining, and just amazing works of art… I really like Julius Caesar and A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

And… I guess that’s about it! Now that you know what I’m into, you can expect some stories of these games posted up. Most of them will be of the SSB series, any of the games that make it up or my CURRENT OBSESSION. Most likely the last one. Thanks for reading (if you actually bothered to)! :D

Name: Mato. I wished I was named this but sadly I am not from a Japanese family and didn't get this awesome name.

Age: 16 :D

Gender: Female (or at least that what Biology tells me)

Me: I'm not really pretty in outer appearance. I have dark brown hair that looks black, brown eyes, and REALLY dark skin (so dark that sometimes my brother teases that I look more African American than Asian. But I know he's joking. I'm not THAT dark.) Although I'm the oldest between the two of us and the group of friends we hang out with, I am EASILY the shortest out of our group. (I swear I'm only about 4'10 at age 15. I really hate genetics - -'). I am socially awkward in front of people I barely talk to but if you get me to warm up to you I swear you might find me annoying (I mean I find myself annoying sometimes :P. Finding something in common will just add to my annoying, lovable self)

I am a Catholic and proud to say that Jesus is our Savior and will come back to us when the time comes at world's end.

I can't type something without having to go back to fix it to save my frick'n life (which is why I leave most of typing to Kai-chan.) I've been told that I'm a good artist (and I do think I'm decent) but nowhere near as good as other people I've seen on dA (those people are scary good O O ).

On a scale of 1-10 on what I honestly think of my skill to type something up is around 6? I mean its not that I'm bad at it. I just tend to rant on about something that has nothing to to with the paragraph I'm typing and take forever to get to the point. Also, I'm not very good at making up a variety of words to use so may words get repeated when I type. That's why most of my purpose in this co-lab account is to bring up any ideas my creative yet quirky mind thinks about. I will do some typing but it wouldn't be as good as Kai's writing. Kai technically introduced me to Fanfiction.net and I am SOOOO grateful for it. If she hadn't told me about it, Dangerous Bunnies would have probably never exhist (oh noes ). I constantly read on FF even on my ipod I usually have steal back from my brother.

And this useless intro of me is fin.

Hobbies:

- Watching anime and reading mangas. I swear the computer is my best technology friend because due to parents who do like me buying manga/anime, I have to read and watch online.

- Playing video games. I'm not really picky but I can't play shooting games to save my life and I prefer something with a good story.

- Reading/watching anything that's a fanservice for something I like. (example:FF, fan art, doushinjis, etc.) I especially like it when its a pairing I really like and wished were real.

- Staying around with friends. Best way to relieve stress. EVER.

- Playing racket ball (though I'm not really good considering I always hit my classmates with the ball...)

- Eating anything sweet. Seeing my writing you should know what i mean.

Games: Mario Series, Kirby Series, Legend of Zelda Series, Mother Series, Pokemon Series, Pikmin Series, Persona Series, Sonic the Hedgehog Series, Animal Crossing Series, Harvest Moon Series, Kingdom Hearts Series, Final Fantasy Series (personally love Final Fantasy 7 series), Okami Series, Professor Layton Series, Ace Attorney Series, Rhythm Heaven Series, Pop'n Music, Mr. Driller Series., Ghost Trick, (newly found) Tales of Series, Fire Emblem Series (favorite: Tellius Series), Blazblue Series, Jeanne d' Arc, Tales of Series, Disgaea 4

Anime: Kateyo Hitman Reborn (KHR), Blue Exorcist/ Ao No Exorcist, Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler, Fullmetal Alchemist (FMA), Hetalia, Soul Eater, Hamtaro (:3), Persona 4: The Animation, Durarara! (DRRR!), Pandora Hearts, Madoka Magica Probably more but I'll post... later.

Music: At random...

Pairings:

Games:

Mario Sereies: MarioxPeach, LuigixRosalina

Zelda Series: LinkxZelda, Dark!LinkxLink (guilty pleasure), GirahimxLink (again more guilty pleasure...), LinkxMalon, mild LinkxMidna

Earthbound/Mother Series: NessxLucas, NessxPaula, ClausxLucas, KumatoraxDuster, NintenxAna, TonyxJeff, PooxFangirls (xDD), mild NintenxLoid

Sonic Series: SonicxAmy, RougexKnuckles, TailsxCream, EggmanxRobots, ShadowxForever Alone (I don't know :U)

Pokemon Series: RedxGreen, RedxBue, GreenxBlue, AshxMisty, MayxDrew, BerryxDawn

Okami Series: WakaxAmmy, KurowxKagu, KunixNanami, ChibixALL

Ace Attorney Series: EdgeworthxPhoenix, KlavierxApollo

Layton Series: LaytonxClaire, LaytonxLando, DescolexLayton, mild LaytonxClive, LukexFlora, LukexYula, ClivexFlora

Persona Series: SoujixYukiko, Brotherly!SoujixNanako, SoujixYosuke, ChiexYosuke, NaotoxKanji, TeddiexRise, KouxAi, ChiexKou, mild AdachixSouji

BlazBlue Series: RagnaxRachel, RagnaxJin, JinxNoel, JinxTsubaka, HazemaxJin, RagnaxNoel

Fire Emblem Series (only FE 9 and 10 for now): IkexSoren, IkexElincia, TitaniaxRhys, BoydxMist, SorenxMia, ShinonxSoren (hey look! MORE guilty pleasure!), ShinonxIke, ShinonxRhys, ZiharkxIlyana, HaarxJill, SothexTormod, GeoffreyxElincia, NaesalaxLeanne ,TibarnxReyson, StefanxSoren, RanulfxLethe, RanulfxLyre, OscarxKieran, UlkixRhys, ShinonxGatrie, AstridxGatrie, KieranxMarcia, Forever AlonexMeg (yes the forever alone tops her), AranxLaura, LeonardoxEdward, DevdanxDanved (LOL crack), TormodxSaniki

Disgaea 4: ValvatorezxFenrich, FenrichxFuuka, ValvatorezxFuuka, NemoxArtina, Axelxhimself

Tales of Series: (TOA: LukexTear, AschxLuke, AschxNatalia, GuyxNatalia, GuyxNoel, JadexGuy, PeonyxJade, AnisexIon, AnisexFlorian, SyncxArieta, VanxLegretta, DistxHimself) (TOV: YurixFlynn, YurixEstelle, YurixRita, YurixRaven, YurixJudith, FlynnxEstelle, FlynnxRita, EstellexRita, RitaxKarol, RitaxRaven, KarolxNan, KarolxPatty, RavenxJudith, RavenxCasey, YeagerxCasey, GauchexYeagerxDroite [FAMILY, DukexElucifer) (TOGf: AsbelxCheria, AsbelxSophie [FAMILY, AsbelxRichard, RichardxSophie, HubertxPascal) (TOX: JudexMilla, AlvinxMilla, AlvinxJude, JudexLeia, AlvinxLeia)

Again, possibly more later.

Anime:

KHR: 6927 (personal fav.), 1827, G27, ALL27 (:D), R27, R72, 6996, 6918, 5927, 5980, 6926, R56, 5666, 6656, XanxusxSqualo, TYL!I-pinxTYL!Lambo, 7218, 6926, 10027, 10069, 2795, 1496, 2701, R01, 1833

Ao No Exorcist: RinxYukio, YukioxShiemi, RinxShiemi, KamikixBon, ShuraxYukio

Kuroshitsuji: SebastianxCiel, SebastianxGrell (for comical relief)

FMA: EdxWinry, AlxMay, RoyxRiza, LingxLan, RoyxEd, AlxMai

Hetalia: USxUK, GermanyxItaly, RussiaxChina, JapanxChina, EnglandxFrance, SwedenxFinland, DenmarkxNorway

Madoka Magica: MadokaxHomura, KyokoxSayaka

... more later.

Current Stories:

A PK Smashing Experience (written by DB) (on hiatus, but rest assured will NOT be canceled)
Ness is invited by Master Hand to enter the third Super Smash Bros. Tournament—also known as Super Smash Bros. Brawl—along with a friend. He convinces Lucas to join him, and they end up making many different friends and memories while they’re there. Find out what happens to the two PSI-users during their year-long stay at Smash Mansion!

Subspace: AWOL (written by Kai) (possibly scrapped)
Takes place right after the story of Subspace Emissary, with a little twist. The Smashers have gone through countless numbers of obstacles—forests, ruins, caves, battleships, fortresses; all the like—to reach Tabuu, the true villain behind the mystery of the Subspace bombs, only to be defeated by him. Now, they’re stuck in the world of Subspace with no visible way out while Tabuu endeavors to capture other worlds. Eventually they create an escape plan, resulting in them going through the Great Maze to look for an exit. But with a limited amount of time and supplies, and the fact that they still have Tabuu to worry about, the Smashers will need to work together twice as hard, because going on the same adventure a second time doesn’t always make it easier than the first time around.

Untitled (written by DB) (coming soon)
Master Hand goes out for the day, and Crazy Hand uses this as an opportunity to throw a party at the mansion. Hilarity ensues. One-shot, CRACK. Hints of Snake/Samus/Captain Falcon and Toon Link/Nana.

Untitled (written by DB) (coming soon)
SPOILERS FOR MOTHER 3. Ness and Lucas have been best friends for months, and Ness thinks it’s time to meet each other’s parents. So why is it that Lucas is so uncomfortable about the idea? One-shot.

Sei-an City Festival (written by Kai) (coming soon)
No real plot, just a simple Okamiden one-shot of Chibi and his friends having fun at a festival in Sei-an City! Pairings are Kuni/Nanami, Kurow/Kagu, Susano/Kushi, and one-sided Kuni/Ayame.

Mama Kagu and Papa Kurow (written by Kai) (coming soon)
Famous child actress Kagu doesn’t have the time nor experience to take care of a stray baby, but when no one in the city claims it as theirs, she has no choice. Luckily, a certain blonde agrees to help her… Kurow/Kagu, an Okamiden fic.

The Art of Blackmail (written by Kai) (complete)
Teddie uses a unique method to get Yosuke to switch phones with him. Implied Souji/Yosuke.

Ask Soren (written by DB) (coming soon)
After war comes peace for the winning country. After the Mad King’s War comes chaos for Soren. His enemies aren’t from Daein, Gallia, Begnion, or any other country in Tellius. No, his enemies are the Greil Mercenaries. And their sinister plan? Bombard him with demands for help on their own personal problems. Post-FE9 and pre-FE10.

Tellius Tales (written by DB) (possibly scrapped)
When little Rolf begins to have nightmares before bed, Oscar helps him relax by telling him bedtime stories. All your favorite classical stories, such as Jack and the Beanstalk, Beauty and the Beast, and many more transformed into Tellius Tales! Read about Tormod and the Beanstalk and, well, Beauty and the Beast to experience these classics through the eyes of your favorite characters!

Untitled (written by DB) (coming soon)
A collection of purely bromance/friendship drabbles between Ike and Soren, aiming towards 30.

Untitled (written by DB) (possibly scrapped)
Another KIU story that revolves around the characters playing Truth or Dare! The two in charge of the game are Palutena and Viridi: Palutena asking the truths with her ability to read hearts, and Viridi forcing dares by placing characters under pressure. We'll be taking requests!

Untitled (written by DB) (possibly scrapped)
Ever heard of the King’s Game? Well, Anise has, and she gets everyone to play it at the bar in Grand Chokmah. She knew it would be entertaining, but with Asch, Jade, Guy, and Tear drunk, the night proves itself to be more entertaining than she thought… ToA one-shot.