asterixgazerhide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Teen Wolf, Doctor Who, and Supernatural. Hey. You. Yeah, you. I know how you got here. That's right. I know. While you're here, press lots of big, red buttons, delete all your parents recording on the DVR, and PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Do not injure yourselves on my page! (...my insurance will skyrocket.) If you're lookin' for more random, you can find me on tumblr! My username is AsterixGazer! :D Who inspires me? Thanks, and I love you all! (check your fridge, you're out of milk. and cookies. i ate them both. yes, i ate your milk. don't ask how, it was all very complicated) "Someday, you will be old enough to start reading fairytales again." C.S. Lewis |
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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3881 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Helpless Case by ArchArrow1 reviews
AU. Mr. Hale seemed like a great guy and an even better teacher. He had that I-can-create-change outlook that all teachers seem to have before students eventually beat it out of them. Stiles respected that, he really did and normally he would have been all for it but the constant series of awkward boners and constant mid-class fantasies made this a little difficult. SLASH. STEREK.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 135,040 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Last To Know by DrPepperDiva reviews
Derek/Stiles. MPREG. Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And the first baby!werewolf being born into a pack is apparently a big freakin' deal, and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. Stiles figuring out why everyone is being so weird around him is just the beginning.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,772 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Last One Standing by Snape's-Mystic-Raven reviews
An alternate version to when Derek saves Stiles from the Alpha. Spoilers if you haven't seen the latest episode and don't know who the Alpha is. This is a SLASH story involving Derek/Stiles. Don't like, don't read.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Shake On It by IAmTheGrayArea reviews
It was a business deal of sorts. One that came to fruition because Stiles was such a freakin awesome best friend and because Derek... well, Derek needed to mate.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,597 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Keep Me Warm by NarcissisticNinny reviews
Surprisingly, Derek is there for Stiles when he needs him.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,454 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
The Bear and the Chipmunk by ImaginedInsanity reviews
"I wasn't always like this," Sebastian said softly and so earnestly that Dave almost didn't hear him. He sank down into a chair by the door, four feet from Dave's bed, as if he could catch suicide. "Neither was I," Dave replied with a sarcastic smile.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S.
Never Let Me Go by countmeawake reviews
Stiles was human. Just that. Not a werewolf or a skilled archer, just human. After an encounter with omega werewolves, Derek vows to blossom the teen into a fighter. Yet other feelings start to blossom too. Will Derek's over-protectiveness ruin their growing bond? Or will it be something else entirely? Rated M for language/smut - COMPLETE
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,225 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Sticky Fingers by Evil Cosmic Triplets reviews
Stiles recalls the first time Derek took the pain away. Fluff
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Stopping and Growing by krtlvr reviews
Blaine is getting more than a little annoyed with Kurt's comments. Talking to him starts them on a journey into a different kind of relationship. Warnings: spanking, d/s, possibly more but I'll mention in chapters
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 113 - Words: 141,345 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Need a Tutor by E. M. Zeray reviews
TA!Blaine, student!Kurt. Life is tough at McKinley for the only openly gay kid at school, especially when he can't stop staring at the ridiculously attractive French TA...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,647 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Lion's Share of Fear by Boy On Strings reviews
Danny helps Jackson find a heart for courage, and where Jackson shows Danny just what that heart is capable of.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,819 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Danny M., Jackson W.
The 'F'ucket List by when the night grows old reviews
"So, let's see this list of yours..." The concept of a bucket list...with a slight twist.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
All the Boys in France Could Never Compare to You by wanderlustlights reviews
Written for a prompt on the glee kink meme on lj - Kurt confronts Sebastian and hatesex ensues somehow. Sebastian/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Sing It Out by trespresh reviews
A collection of song-inspired drabbles. Rated M to be safe: language, innuendo, smut.. a little bit of everything, to come. Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Haute Couture by LPBekka reviews
In the year 1889 a young fashion designer by the name of Blaine Anderson is about to meet the love of his life, the most beautiful woman in Paris only to discover that she is not all she seems. Klaine, Warning: Lemon, Cross Dressing, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,140 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
On the Edge and Falling down by Lostyoursoul reviews
"I just can't risk it. You saw me, I shifted twice now when we were just kissing. I thought I could handle it; I tried but. . . ", Derek frowned deeply, a dark shadow passing over his eyes, "'I'm not so sure anymore."
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Derek&Stiles Fest: Abandonment by Woman-of-the-night reviews
"I hate you!" The shorter male shouted at the man standing in front of him, head hanging. "I know" was his only response. "You left me" he sobbed. He had sobbed like he had for the past five years. Slight mention Mpreg
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
What's Your Fantasy? by trespresh reviews
Stiles and Derek challenge one another: fantasy for dirty, sexy fantasy. Pure smut. Definitely rated for a reason. Derek's fantasy, take two!
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Cycle to Contradiction by JupiterOrchid reviews
At first "Derek is just angry"... Just a quick fic with mild content. Derek/Stiles slash. Rated T for vague mentions of sex and some VERY mild profanity.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Love Bound by Cibiboy3 reviews
Yes, Derek had decided, dating Stiles was in every conceivable way superior to dating a girl.Little did Derek know at the time that things were about to go horribly, horribly wrong. surprise ending
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Walking into the Unknown by Drunkenfaries2223 reviews
What if on the day Derek was shot Stiles never agreed to cut off his arm...what if instead he decided a distraction was needed? Slash people..don't like,,then don't read.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,858 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Who Said Three Is A Crowd? by d0rkgoddess reviews
The result of the strip tease Stiles forced on Derek in Episode 9. Danny/Derek/Stiles. M for a Reason
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,485 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Snapshots by LuvinChelleCity reviews
55 snapshots of Derek and Stiles relationship. Warning slash. Chpt 2, 56 more snapshots. Chpt 3:Mine. Chpt 4:Leopard. Chpt 5:Team Derek Chpt.6: Boxers
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Little Red Ridding Stiles by AngstyDevil reviews
A retelling of the classic story where the bad guy isn't so bad at all. Slash, Derek/Stiles, Fluff
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Last Request by ThomE.Gemcity-06 reviews
Episode Tag: Magic Bullet. AU on the cure and Derek/Stiles slash... After you read this, check out the sequel: MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS!
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Stiles S., Derek H.] - Complete
Flatmates by Nicholas de Vilance reviews
Aka "The Story of How Connor Went from Hating Lester To...Other." /Slash. rated M for a reason. Connor/Lester. kinky. And it's pretty long, too/
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Connor T., J. Lester - Complete
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Trench Coat reviews
SuperWho!AU Castiel and his three siblings live in The Heaven Sent Orphanage in Lawrence, Kansas. When the orphanage burns down with Castiel inside, Missouri is devastated, but when he is found the next day, every one wonders how he survived. The only answer he can give them in "The man in the blue box." Destiel and Sabriel. Feedback and pointers are encouraged!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Castiel
Family Man reviews
AU Derek is Scott and Erica's adoptive father and they live in a world where being a werewolf is socially acceptable. Erica comes home talking about her spazzy study hall teacher, Mr. St- God, why can Derek never remember how to say his last name?... Stilinski! Mr. Stilinski! Well, Scott confides in this mysterious teacher a secret. Used to be Love of a Family!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
That Little Persistent Kid reviews
"That little persistent kid has somehow gotten underneath the wire..." Derek sorts out his feelings for Stiles in a somehow extremely familiar way... , with some help from Laura.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
An Ode to Derek reviews
Kinda. Not really... This is just a brief list of a few of the complaints I've racked up against our smoking hot, broody Alpha Wolf.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Derek H. - Complete
Rattling Cages reviews
"Are you really hiding from me like we're six years old?" he heard. "Yes!" Stiles tries to fight his growing feelings for Derek, but the universe is just hell bent on ruining that, now isn't it?
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Planetary Alignments and Chinese Food reviews
Stiles was just trying to be a good friend and bring some food over for the freakin' alpha... But he's slowly grown accustomed to the fact that the universe would now and forever hate him.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Of Monsters and Men
I don't like walking around this old and empty house...
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Peter H., Lydia M. - Complete
Broken Toy reviews
Stiles is kidnapped by Peter, forcing repressed feelings to resurface. Warnings are inside.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
One More Night reviews
Based on puppyeyes92's youtube video, One More Night Stiles/Derek . Stiles is sick and tired of being pushed around by his boyfriend, Derek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
this is my rubik's cube reviews
A short story based off nukii7's youtube video Stiles & Derek this is my rubik's cube for Paula . Stiles longs to play the piano, but lost his partner years ago.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Scotty Doesn't Know reviews
I regret nothing.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete