"Kissing Piper is the exact opposite of a nightmare - it's the one thing Alex actually wouldn't mind doing forever. If time felt like stopping for a while, right there in the cellblock bathroom, she'd probably be okay with it." (vauseman after season four. one-shot.)

Piper has recently split from Larry - finds herself at a rock club, whilst Alex, lead singer in "The Litch" is yearning for something a little different... Vauseman all the way.

teen vauseman chair sex - (written by me a while ago and is awful lmao)

Piper hasn't had sex in two weeks. And she's not happy. Vauseman. Slight A/U. Smut. One-shot.

"i found a lover with a slow hand". Alex gets out of prison a few days before Christmas. Piper is there to meet her. [Also known as: shameless Vauseman holiday fluff/smut]

This is basically just smut, resulting from too much time and my love for Vauseman ;) Enjoy!

It's Christmas. Alex is waiting for Piper. Piper went off to a Christmas Party with Polly and Larry. And Piper is perhaps a bit too drunk. And a lot horny. Pipex Vauseman smut.

Vauseman. Season 2. Piper is out on furlough, in Queens and decides to take a detour. All belongs to Jenji Kohan and Piper Kerman. No infringement intended.

What if Piper paid Alex a visit in Queens during her furlough? Vauseman- ONE-SHOT.

Things heat up a little between Alex and Piper when Chris Brown's song 'Sex' starts spilling through their in-home stereo system. One-shot. Vauseman smut.