Hi all Kuro here i hope i can get at least one story out cause i'll admit it my writing sucks :( o well.

Name: some call me LB some call me crazy everyone else just calls me evil

Height: Unknown

Weight: Unknown

Location: somwere in a black hole

Eye Color: Unknown

Hair: black

Skin: Unknown

Gender:male

likes: my friends the darkness people who don't judge based on somones past actions but on there present actions and sausage canadian bacon pizza with ice cream

hates: light other than that not much

fears: that people from mars will take over the world... nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo it's already happened rrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn!!

MISCELANIOUS:

i have 2 inners named kage and ryu
ryu: yo sup
kage: mwahahahahahahahahaha die puny angels
ryu: -smacks kage- stupid don't use the acid until you rip off the wings or it won't work
kage: oh.
would you 2 stop it i'm trying to do a profile here
kageryu: sorry.
now were was i oh ya i also have a idea that were all just fleeting thoughts in another persons mind
kage: whoa
ryu: deep
alright time for jigsaw to get a couple new players :)
kageryu: -cowering in corner- we'll be good we promise
good.
now for the rest

QUOTES:

--When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons -Unknown

--I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day -Unknown

--Karin so fat even Naruto don't believe it! -elfnin339

--There is a fine line between genious and insnity. I have erased this line -Albert Einstin

--I'm not random I just have many thoughts -Unnwn

--I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes -savie

--I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it -Unknown

-- -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!! -Unknown

--If you had a life you would stop talking about mine -Unknown

--We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! -Unknown

--Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking -Unknown

--The below statement is true

The above statement is false -Unknown

--Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

--Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

--Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

--People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

--In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

--Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

--God must love stupid people...he made so many

--There is no great genious without a mixture of madness

--When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

--You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

--Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

--Always forgive you enemies, nothing annoys them as much

--I like my attitude problem

--Prevent violence. Give me your lunch money

--Plotting revenge is fun

--Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

--I'm happy. Don't wreck it by talking.

--Stop talking before you say something dumb. Oh no too late.

--Only if something interesting happens -a spaceship lands, a volcano rained candy, a talking hamster did the cha-cha, and the world acheived world piece- But nothng interesting EVER happens!

--Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

--My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

--If aliens are looking for intellegent life, why the hell are you scared?!

--I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

--I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

--Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

--If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

--I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

--Me, barney and the teletubies have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

--I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

--I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit her again.

--By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

--A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

--Yeah I'm a loser but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

--I suck at life but I'm wicked cool

--You only wish you were as crazy as me

--Save the earth (its the only planet with chocolate)

--I burst out laughing in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

--Have you considered sueing your brain for non-support?

--I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

--Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privelage.

--If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

--I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

--Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Like Congress.

--If con is the opposite pro; then is congress the opposite of progress?

--The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasite.

--if you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

--Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy

--The Gods just pull my little strings and make me dance, and I swear just for kicks they added a disco ball and some strobe lights

--The past is gone, and cannot be changed.The future is uncontrollable and continually changing, but the present, it can be controlled. Do what you can with it, to change your life.

--"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

--Therapy is expensive, but bubblewrap is cheap!

--I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

--One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

--Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

--Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them...

-- I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the hell did my ceiling go?!

-- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

-- The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

-- Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

-- In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.

-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

--My friend, I come from the land of the insane and strange, do not worry for me. For I'M HAVING A BALL.

--I did not just escape from the insane asylum; those sirens are a complete coincidence!

--I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.

--faster than a rabid squirrel on coffee

--come to the darkside we have cookies

--ATTACK THE LIGHT SIDE! THEY HAVE MILK! COME MY MINIONS, ATTACK! ATTACK!"

--When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head.

--Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.

--Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating.

--If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

--I don’t suffer from insanity…I enjoy every minute of it.

--"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

--"Round and round the earth is spinning, when it stops it's just beginning; sun comes up we laugh we cry, sun goes down and we all die."

--"You do realize that I don't understand the language of sane people. I only understand the language of those who speak my language."--

--When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

--When life gives you lemons, you take those lemons, shove them in your eyes and scream: AHH!! I LOVE LEMONS!! GIVE ME MORE FREAKING LEMONS!! At that point, life will take a few steps back and say "Whoa, that dude is seriously messed up, no more lemons for him".

--I cannot become insane, I am already.

--Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

--It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.

--"They can kick our asses, but they can never kick our FREEEDDOOMM!!"

--In a world in which we are all slaves to the laws of gravity, I'm proud to be counted as one of the freedom fighters.
Skydive!

--live in your world, get lost in mine

--'In a land where nothing makes sense, everything is perfectly logical'

--"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and will taste good with ketchup ..."

--What if were all wrong and green... really is blue?

--i'm never going to go to a therapist..know why? put a space in between the e and the r. now what does that spell? the rapist

and now some poems

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

CHILD ABUSE MAKE IT STOP!

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

and now some other things

And I saw God cry in the reflection of my enemies,
And all the lovers with no time for me,
And all of the mothers raise their babies,
to stay away from me.

I'm weird, but then so are a crap load of other people. So does that make me normal?
The obcsure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. - (Edward R. Murrow)
I am happy to say I am sanely insane! -

"Gaara… faster… harder…. I’m coming."

Tenten, she then put the phone down and ran to Gaara’s hotel room. He had one without a window for some reason and the door had jammed, again.

She got there got the door open stepped in gave Gaara a hug.

The door had swung shut and they were locked in together.

"Shit!" Gaara.

"Looks like we’re going to have a fun night.(sigh) Lets call Temari." Tenten.

They phoned her, she got the door open and stepped in.

"You two sure you want to get out of here and not be left till tomorrow, I mean you two-" the door had slammed shut.

"Bugger it. Why the hell did I have to have the only impenetrable hotel room, in the whole of konoha?" Gaara.

"Shikamaru?" Temari.

"Shikamaru!" Tenten

They phoned him; he got the door open after 5 minutes. He was holding the door open.

"What took you so long?" Temari, reaching for her fan, Shikamaru acted on instinct and dived for the bathroom door. Of course the door closed.

"For fucks sake just hold the door next time and keep your mouths shut." Tenten.

"Lets call shino for help" Shikamaru

"Yeah he’s smart." Tenten.

Shino got there opened the door but seeing them on the bed playing cards he forgot what he was doing. The door closed.

"Oh for the death gods sake. Please just a little help anyone just get us out." Gaara.

"Has anyone tried blowing the door down?" Shino.

"We’re in a s mall room if we tried we would die. It wouldn’t work anyway!" Shikamaru.

"Neji it is." Temari.

He got there opened the door they wee that close to getting out when he saw Tenten hugging Gaara. He jumped Gaara which didn’t work the sand stopped him. The door closed which got Neji a beating.

"We’re not gonna get out." Gaara sobbed. "We’re stuck here with two beds a pack of cards one toilet and a TV and a cursed phone.""Okay this is the last person we call." Tenten.

"Lets hope. I don’t think Gaara can stand being stuck in the bathroom with Tsunade much longer." Temari.

"Shh. it’s ringing…ah Choji listen we need help…" Tenten told him the story.

She put the phone down. "Okay he should be here soon."

15 minutes later. Choji opened the door.

"Hi guys and gals." Choji

"Don’t let the door shut" everyone. During the night they had phoned everyone for help except Choji who hadn’t answered the phone.

"Hey calm down. There’s this little hook here to hold the door." Choji had put the hook on this other hook built into the wall.

"How could you all have not known-" he was knocked down by everyone running out.

"I’m not staying there again you mind if I stay round your house?" Gaara.

"Sure. But you know there’s one thing I didn’t get. How come Neji, lee, Gai, Temari, Shikamaru, Ino, Sakura, Shizune, Jiraiya, kankuro, Kakashi, Kiba, shino, Kurenai, Gemna, Ibiki and Tsunade, get into the room?" Tenten

"Hn. beats me." Gaara.
--maker unknown. whoever made this tell me so i can give you credit.

Life is full of choices. Sometimes you make the good ones, and sometimes you have to kill all the witnesses.

"I was walking through the park one day...
in the very, very month of May...
when they took me by surprise...
right into my thighs...
and now I've gone and passed away"

OMG! It's Godzilla!
No! It's Gojira
Who cares? It's huge breathing fire and beating the S out of Mothra!

Gun’s are barbaric. Rarely used with any form of elegance, nor should it be, really. Just point and pull. BLAM. Dead. Especialy with a .45 Col 1911
"God didn’t make all men equal. Sam Colt did."

" You are a stupid dumbass."
"michael shook his head, "No your the stupid dumbass, because Stupid and dumb mean the same thing, and it's not possible for me to be a Dumbass because I'm not an ass, and asses aren't dumb all they do is produce shit. "

whoever made this song is a genius

"Sakura’s a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She’s a super king kong mega mega bitach!

Have you ever met Sakura,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Sakura’s a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

Sung in three different languages by other children who appear out of nowhere

Have you ever met Sakura,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Sakura’s a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Sakura! She's a big fat, fucking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Sakurrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa...
Yeahhhhh... Chaaaaa"

I present to you a conundrum.

A magic show. The magician shows you a set of two identical cabinet suspended a little over a foot off the ground with wires. His lovely assistant bows to the audience, and steps into the left cabinet. The magician closes the door, pulls out a revolver, and fires a shot into the left cabinet. The door is opened and we see that the lovely assistant is gone from the left cabinet. He opens the right cabinet and the dead body of the assistant falls forward and out with a bullet in her heart.

Now the strange thing?
The coroner says she’s been dead for at least 20 hours.

I challenge you, sirs and madams. How was it done?

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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well thats it please dont hate me
kage: he's running out of places to hide the bodies
ryu: and the evedence clean up is tiering
what did i tell you?
kage/ryu: sorry
o well shall we
kage: k
ryu: sure
everyone: cya next time so
kage: THE DARKNESS SHALL TAKE NO PRISONERS but will take cookie bribes FOR THE SAFETY OF YOUR SOUL
ryu: such an idiot o well byebye

me: JA MATTA NE

Angel:please kill me!!

weapons ready

me:-pulls out a Kasuri-gama-
Kage:-pulls out a Sythe-
Ryu:-pulls out a Whip chain-
DIE!!