Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.

Children have been going missing following the schedule of the Noah's Ark circus. The Black Order finds these events suspicious and sends four of their available- er, best exorcists to look into these events. While infiltrating the circus Allen and co. run across a certain noble and his butler also on the case of the missing children. Rated T for possible (probable) obscenities.

Doc never imagined he would find a baby car with the name of Lightning at his clinic's doorstep. And now he has to take care of a hotshot baby car who doesn't know the meaning of staying still. Father/son.

Voldemort tries summoning a demon to gain immortality, the demon was not amused.

When Ciel moves into his family's old mansion, the last thing he expected was for it to be haunted. But there's a spirit of a certain butler in there who doesn't want Ciel to leave...ever. What's a butler without a master, after all?

With the entry of metahumans into the public sphere, the fight for basic human rights has begun, and there's more than one interested party. This is the world that the exorcists are reborn into, as the newest members of the Marvel Universe and the next generation. And things are about to get much more complicated. (Eventual canon divergence. Also includes Agents of SHIELD.)

Harry is miserable one Christmas Eve and doubting the existence of Santa Claus. Those doubts are chased away by the whistle of a steam locomotive and the chime of a bell!

This spawned from a weird dream I had about a very odd pairing with one of my favorite characters. Will be multi chapter. In an ironic twist of fate, Picard has his heart stolen by the last person anyone would expect. Male/Male pairing, don't like, don't read. Rating will change later.

It was Mike's fault for volunteering, really. When he had challenged his boss, by saying he would take Foxy home. But, is it really all that bad to take care of an animatronic fox? Maybe this could turn out to be a good thing? Once Foxy stops smashing stuff maybe.

When a stranger visits Harley Quinn in prison, she learns Enchantress was one of many beings bent on destroying the universe, and she is one of very few people who possess an ability needed to stop them. Intrigued by this revelation, Harley accepts a job offer with a mysterious organization. But as she goes on more missions, she discovers a deadly truth about her love...and herself

Red—the boy called monster—has an unlikely meeting with the Millennium Earl, he is offered the chance to escape his troubles IF he helps the Earl find the next incarnation of the 14th. What the Earl and the Noah don't know, is that their new family member is the very thing they seek, and has been hiding right under their noses all along. AU

Marina Stryder has had enough of city life. She wants to have real friends and actually be happy. So, one stormy night, she speeds off down Route 66. She has no idea what she's looking for, but when fate causes her to break down, she finds herself in a tiny town that just might be the paradise she's been hoping to find. Takes place after Cars in an AU where Cars 2 doesn't happen.

Written for this prompt: A child is home alone when men break into his house. Alone, that is, except for the monster under his bed.

It's a long way until next summer. Until then, Dipper and Mabel share their daily antics and life problems with their lifelong friends and attentive great-uncles through an endless string of e-mails. Distance makes the heart grow fonder after all, and there's no place Dipper and Mabel love more than Gravity Falls.

Based on the Lost/Unwound Future. Descole's time machine sends Luke, Layton and Flora ten years forward into an alternate future, where Layton finds himself up against the most cunning and dangerous foe he has ever encountered: himself. Evil!Layton fic; Hershel/Claire; Clive & Flora friendship.

One Of Gotham's most norturious villains grins at him and waves, making his eyes widen before he glances up towards the Heavens – because he was convinced this was Dumbledore's way of continuing to fuck with his life. Or maybe Sirius had a sicker sense of humour than he thought. Just his bloody luck.

Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about. No pairings though mention of previous slash

The five times the Sorting Hat failed to sort a student to the best of his ability. I'm taking five people out of their own world and throwing them into Hogwarts, where they irritate, traumatize or destroy the underappreciated accessory to clothing. includes; Merlin, Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji), D. Gray Man, and Skulduggery Pleasant in that order. My attempt at humor.

His child. The little boy would be integral in the war against the Millennium Earl and must be kept safe at all costs. Knowing that he is almost out of time the 14th seeks out someone to ensure that he can fulfill his destiny. AU/alternate version of DGM

In which Rin struggles to hide another secret on his journey to become an Exorcist, Satan is having too much fun being stuck in the half-demon's head and the two (unknowingly) drive Yukio insane with their antics. "No Rin... I am your father." "You did not just go there!" "Ah, but I did." [Crack-fic!]

Mom learns of the strangeness in Calvin's life. Oneshot.

Another mask-wearing hero arrives in San Fransokyo. Having no qualms about killing, this man appears to be more of an adversary than an ally to the city's six heroes. Putting that aside, something about this fox-masked, anti-hero seems melancholy and familiar... alive/anti-hero!Tadashi (cover by dasketcherz!)

When Sam and Dean are sent to hunt Sebastian Michaelis in London at the Phantomhive Manor, they find that this demon is a little harder to kill than they thought.

What is your MC really thinking? Is she as innocent and "Mary Sue"-ish as she seems? Find out as we see how this high school story *actually* started.

Cristina Rosales wonders what a kiss from Mark Blackthorn would be like - until she finds herself gazing into a pair of blue and gold eyes and knows she won't have to for much longer. *SET AFTER LADY MIDNIGHT*

What the title states.

Flora Reinhold and Clive Dove meet again ten years after the events of "The Unwound Future". One could imagine this first encounter doesn't go well... but ten years is a long time to allow for people to change. Whether it be for better or for worse...

In an effort to acquire more gross and weird inter-dimensional artifacts, Rick and Morty journey to the center of one of the most dangerous dimensions the multiverse has ever known. According to Rick, the dimension is the final resting place of a certain stuffed tiger. Rick insists he needs the tiger for his research. Finding him is easy. Getting back home in one piece is not.

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...made with Korean fermented black garlic, comes with a side of Kimchee and black-eyed peas. The Winchester brothers are investigating rumors of cannibalism at Bob's Burgers. The rumors are false, but their source - Louise - is the real problem. Starring Linda, Bob, Louise, Tina and Gene.

A series of missing scenes from canon. Generally, Leo gets the snot kicked out of him and somebody has to be in charge of picking up the pieces. It tends to be Klaus, because everyone else is a shameless asshole.

Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

"So we have a deal, then?" There was something in Bill's tone that Dib wasn't sure he liked, but he pushed the feeling to the side. If this was a chance to expose Zim, he had to take it. Nothing else he'd tried had ever worked. "Yeah."

Ciel is the son of Vincent, leader of the reapers and fearless demon slayer. Ciel is the weakest boy in the village. But now he's going to change his father's and everyone else's opinion of him: he's going to kill a demon. But that might not go well.

Zim is planning to unleash something awful at skool tomorrow, but Dib is ready for it! What he's not ready for is waking up with a vicious flu bug...

Two years have passed since the fateful adventure of The Unwound Future, and for two years, London's criminals have kept quiet. But now the professor is nowhere to be found, and Luke finds he must call upon the help of an old adversary if he ever hopes to find his beloved teacher again. Spoilers in the reviews, beware! :)

Dean stumbles across a strange child playing poker in a place where he does not belong. Shortly thereafter, the two of them walking together run across something even Dean's never seen before. Things only escalate from there. Stanford Era!Dean and Pre-series!Allen.

What happens when Autumn doesn't get invited to Mia's, Payton's and your MC's shopping trip? Loosely based on the Retail Therapy quest. One-shot.

Danny and Dash were silent, trying to wrap their mind around that stupid, simple fact – the door was locked. They were trapped. In a janitor's closet. Together. (Collab with Haiju)

1975: An elusive Mafia Boss has plagued Palermo for a couple of years. Even if the police manages to get its hands on him, he always has an alibi, and walks free the day after. How is it possible for him to be in two places at once all the time?The police sees no other option but to hire two of the best detectives around, a certain mister Carriedo and a certain mister Beilschmidt..

The summer before Hogwarts, Hermione Granger makes an unusual friend in America. And of course there's only one way for the son of a hunter and a witch to keep in touch.

Running into the veil didn't kill him, but it did send him back in time and give him the power over death. Still, he wasn't one of these 'Death Gods' that people seemed to insist on calling him. Harry Potter x Kuroshitsuji drabbles

Homopiscis is an allusive recently discovered creature of the deep, and Tino is stuck with a crazy team of marine biologists trying to study it. He's also pretty fascinated by the magical new species, but not when he's being used as live bait in a shark cage to lure it out! (Human AU, Merman!Sweden. SuFin. Threeshot.)

The only inescapable prisons are the ones you build around yourself. Allen is learning this the hard way. (Implied Alice/Allen)

Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.

AU- Vlad is stuck babysitting for the Fentons. He didn't expect the world as he knew it to be shattered, but it was, and he couldn't be happier.

Title sucks, but whatever. A request for a friend depicting a much more pleasant Sentinel as the father of OP and Megs. AU, takes place early in the Autobot/Decepticon war. Rated for brief violence and some scary images.

Companion to "A Butler Needs A Master". Sebastian's thoughts on the events that transpired before, during, and after the story.

This is just the kind of random hetalia idiocy that pops into my head. Nothing linear. Nothing too sensical. No real topic, whatever. Note: each of these could really be oneshots unless there are roman numerals.

Darth Vader meets Dark Helmet in a bathroom and funny things happen. Oneshot. Complete.

Elizabeth Midford searches for the perfect Valentine's Day gift for Ciel and meets Cyrano Jones. He sells her tribbles. What will Ciel do with a manor full of tribbles? Oneshot.

Spoilers for TLG! Hundreds of years after Sebastian took Ciel's soul he gets an interesting visit from Grell. Apparently he found a boy's soul free floating on Earth, that is incredibly like Ciel. And as if that wasn't enough, he won't allow anyone to reap him either.

John is off hunting. It's nightime in a New Orleans motel and it's time for kid brothers to go to bed. AU- Sam is 5, Dean is 26. Now a multi-chapter that takes place during the pilot. Awesome!Bigbrother!Dean, Adorable!Wee!Sam.

While on the run from Apocryphos, Allen Walker finds himself in a town in need of an Exorcist.

While hosting a business meeting, Donna Noble receives an unexpected visitor. Oneshot.

Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.

Sebastian and Ciel were demon royalty. One day, Ciel was kidnapped and turned into a human. His brother vows to get him back no matter what. No matter if Ciel wants him to or not... Some OOCness and slight Ciel/Lizzie.

Two weeks after the end of The Final Battle, Jimmy and his friends face a threat far greater than Eustace Strych. Jimmy, Cindy, Sheen, Nick, and both old friends and new allies must fight anew to save not only their parents, but their entire planet.

Zim never liked Mondays. It only marked the beginning of a new week which meant dealing with the filthy Earth-worms at skool. But a certain "purple human" may change that all. Zagr!

Oneshot, set straight after chapter 65. An ill boy and his injured demon. The hour after a ship arrives and what follows.

Ciel reaches the conclusion that Sebastian becomes far too engrossed in his job at times. Crack-ish.

"You are a most vexing child, Earl Phantomhive." "And you are an equally vexing man, Mr. Holmes, so I suppose that makes us even." With poor Watson caught in the middle. One Holmes is bad enough. SH movie!verse.

What the train does the rest of the time.

Danny has fought many battles that has brought him to death's door. But when Vlad comes, he will face the toughest yet: forgiving him.

Vlad Plasmius could have never dreamed of being forced to wait hours in a waiting room. But of course, having a conversation with Invader Zim was not on his list either...Funny One-Shot

A look into the nightmares of Danny Fenton. Funny One-shot. Similar to the story 'Wedding Bells' about Vlad's nightmatre XD

Is Vlad really hearing the sound of wedding bells with the love of his life? But why does it sound so off-key? Hilarious one-shot!

Hiatus

Zim finally manages to outwit Dib. But through an unexpected conversation, they will learn the similarities of their fears and nightmares. Semi-Zadf.

Rejected and judged, Dib decides that maybe it is time to give up the Paranormal Investigations that have consumed his life. But someone may change his mind about it and about the one who comes to comfort him... Zim and Dib Friendship.

When someone unexpectedly drops back into Layton's life, the good professor finds himself with yet another mystery on his hands. And this one is personal.

Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...

Zim has been accepted to one of the weirdest schools out there...but for what?

Luke's parents unexpectedly drop Luke off for the winter vacation, expecting Layton to take care of him over Christmas. Will Luke cheer up? Will the professor manage to bring hope back to the abandoned boy?

During Nancy's stay In Japan, she decides to take a break in her investigation. However, she never intended to meet anybody. Least of all an English professor... Spoilers for 23rd game!

Dean goes to a sleepover, with dangerous results. Weechester. Half third person, half outsider POV.

The town of South Park will have an interesting situation on its hands when a very special kid attempts to be who she wants to be. Of course, nothing is set in stone except that something must go wrong.

There's just something about that new white haired teacher that's not quite normal...

Stan has a secret.

A crossover story involving the Enterprise crew exploring The Great Valley, encountering danger and making new friends along the way.

Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.

Dean meets the Transformers. He's met weirder.

THOH: When a certain new kid comes to Bart's school, Bart must prove to everyone that the new kid isn't what he seems to be. Crossover with a certain animated sci-fi series.

When karma strikes the Griffin family, they know just who to turn to for help. Well...sort of. One-shot.

What would happen if Snape had to teach in South Park, CO? Rated for language

Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.

Set right after chapter 12. Sebastian, Ciel, and a spilled bowl of milk. He's never had to do the cleaning up himself before. Oneshot.

It was the last place on Earth that Kim and Shego had expected to run into each other. But irony is cruel like that...

There are some closets that scare the monsters. SPN/Monsters Inc. crossover. Crack. Complete.

Edmund joins the fencing club.

There's consequences to Cross' womanizing ways. The fall-out traumatizes everyone involved, especially Allen Walker.

Crossover with THE SIMPSONS. Of course Dean works at Classy Joe's. Mostly gen, some het with Dean and an OFC. Preseries fic, Dean 18 and Sam 14.

When time makes it worse. ScotttenormanCartman

Someone at Lindbergh Elementary has taken to stealing. Can Jimmy identify the mystery thief...before it's too late?

She can do anything. He can solve everything. Together they've saved the world, but can even they save existence itself?

When a series of high-tech thefts suggest that Professor Calamitous and Beautiful Gorgeous are back in action B.T.S.O. calls on Jimmy to put an end to their plot. But Global Justice has their own free-lance agent on the case as well.

To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mr. Unlucky. So said Jack in his beloved song. But have you ever wondered just who this guy is? What did he do to have the Pumpkin King single him out? Well, here's my take on it.

Determined to find some way to cut Jimmy down to size, Cindy is tricked into selling her soul. Is even Jimmy's genius enough to break the contract? Rating changed to PG just in case.

Two starcrossed lovers secretly meet in the skool room where they first came into each other's lives. Ah, yes, you THINK you know, but I guarentee you will be quite surprised heh heh.

It's the not too distant future and Dib has finally proven to the world that Zim is an alien! He's lovin' all the fame this brings him, but a visit to the research lab where Zim is being held makes him wonder if he did the right thing... *New Title 2011*