I am Lady Spindle, spinner of tales, weaver of yarns...yeah, I'm actually a derp.

My main fanfiction-related interests are League of Legends (namely Noxus, the Shadow Isles, and Frostguard), The Phantom of the Opera, and Les Miserables.

Top OTPs

1. Swain x LeBlanc (League of Legends) My biggest OTP ever. URG I SHIP IT SO HARD BUT IT'S SUCH AN IGNORED SHIP.

2. Jafar x the Jabberwocky (Once Upon a Time in Wonderland) They're such evil jerks. They totally deserve each other. No one ships it but me. ;_;

3. Hans x Elsa (Frozen) Those dorks are perfect for one another.

4. Rumplestiltskin x Belle (Once Upon a Time) It's Beauty and the Beast. I can't not ship it.

5. Riza Hawkeye x Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist) It's too perf.

6. Ashiya x Rika (The Devil is a Part-Timer) It's a submarine, but they're still soulmates.

7. Rin x Nitori (Free! Iwatobi Swim Club) Stupid...swimming...anime... *grumbles*

8. Zhu Li x Varrick (LOK) (THEY GAVE US THE WEDDING!! I so didn't cry/scream like a three year old)

9. Loki x Sif (Marvel/Norse Mythology) I like hateships.

10. Maleficent x Diaval (Maleficent)

11. Skye x Ward (Agents of Sheild)

12. Davy Jones x Calypso (Pirates of the Caribbean)

There's more. I have an OTP for like, every fandom. And the order of my obsessing changes on a weekly basis.

(In conclusion, I am, in fact, Shipping Trash.)

Current Stories

“The Misadventures of Thresh” A series of derpy one-shots about Thresh and the various mayhem he encounters. Humor shots one and two are finished, the final shot is in the works

"The Kill" Sequel to "The Chase". Suspence/Drama main plot-line is finished, a few one shots are in the works as silly little follow ups.

"Soumomo Week 2015" The title says it all. Various Genres I have two parts to upload; pending on my own lazy arse.

Peripheral stories

“The Raven” a one-shot about how Swain became the Raven Suspense/Horror?

“Wilt” a full-length fic about Swain and LeBlanc’s shared history in the Black Rose during Darkwill’s rise to power. Pre-League. Drama/Romance

“More Than One Facial Expression” a derpy, taboo-esque parody of Twilight using various League champions and a surprise ending (Vayne=Bella, Vladimir=Edward, Warwick=Jacob) Humor/Parody

“No title yet” a Valor/Beatrice fanfiction that ends up exploring a different Demacian-Noxian relationship. Mystery/Adventure. Characters: Quinn, Valor, Swain, Beatrice, Garen, Katarina, Talon, Riven, Yasuo

“Before” a full-length story that explores the Shadow Isles before they fell into corruption. (West Altar Lady, East Altar Lord, Hecarim & Mordekaiser)

“Gems of Our Lives” “You only love me for my gems!!!” Skarner cried. (Taric&Skarner sitcom, Humor/Drama)

"Manxome Foes" A Jafar x Jabberwocky OUATiW fic full of hateshipping, actual shipping and adventures from the heart of Wonderland to Victorian England to the burning sands of Agrabah.

Finished Stories

“Vici” a Swain/LeBlanc fic spanning the events detailed in the JoJ concerning Swain’s rise to power. Romance/Adventure (At long last! *cries like the sad fangirl I am*)

“One with the Night” one-shot, Vayne confronts LeBlanc concerning the murder of her parents

“Swooning for Justice” Garen and Enjolras meet in this derpy crossover. Justice ensues.

"Unrequited" A Petrarchan sonnet about Thresh's lantern

"Lost" poem referencing the Phantom of the Opera

"League of Valentines" drabble of valentine's between League characters

"The Jabberwocky and the Sultan" suspenseful OUATiW one-shot

“Fortune doesn’t Favor TF” a derpy two-shot detailing the events after Evelynn dumped Twisted Fate and my take as to why. Humor/Romance finished pending the creation of a cover image

"Heart of Darkness" a take on the Jabberwocky's back story from OUATiW

"The Chase" One-shot crime drama AU about Deputy Rin Matsuoka and legendary mobster Aiichiro Nitori (Free! Iwatobi Swim Club).

Writer’s Corner

-- for writer’s block/motivation

editminion.com –for preliminary editing

--for any brave soul looking for a challenge

Favorite Quotes (because, why not)

“Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover up the truth” – V

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss” – Douglas Adams

“I love deadlines, I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by” – Douglas Adams

“When you’re given lined paper, write the other way” – Douglas Adams

“My wallpaper and I are having a duel to the death, one or the other has got to go” Oscar Wilde

“We can do no great things, only small things with great love” Mother Teresa

"Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing."

"There is nothing like a dream to create the future" Victor Hugo

"You can either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain"

"What doesn't kill you makes you...stranger"

"Love your enemies, nothing makes them angrier" Oscar Wilde

"Change your opinions, keep your principals" Victor Hugo

"Adversity makes men, prosperity makes monsters" Victor Hugo

"L'enfer, c'est les Autres" - Sartre (Huis-Clos)