Hey, guys!

READ THIS IF YOU READ MY STORIES: Hey, guys,"The Hunters" is now rated T!!!!!! Also, "She Stand Against The Storm" is now COMPLETE!

My name is Ever, and I'm a girl. Just to clarify :P.

Age:All you're getting is that I'm a teen.

Religon: Christian

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven

Still loving my music, I just took it off my profile! PARAMORE!!!!!

I'd like to thank my mom, dad, and my sis for being there for me always.

Also Morgan, Morgan, Gabby, Liz, Maya, Brandon, and all my other "off the computer" peeps. You guys are my sunshine!!!!!!!!

My Fanfiction Family:

Heart Breaking 101

HP MR FOREVER 0807

MizzBipolar

Skatza

NonUserNumber1 (Nun!)

peachicream253

All my readers, reviewers, favoriters, and Story Alerters!!!!!!!

Really Funny Stuff

In Honor Of Morons, Idiots, and Just Plain Stupid People (taken from MizzBipolar's profile, with a bit of editing):

Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep away from children (I'm sorry, Timmy, but I can't give you any CHILDREN'S FREAKING ASPRIN!!!!!)

Peanuts: Warning: May contain nuts (No!!!!!! Really?)

Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Because I curl my hair while sleeping all the time. Dumb butt)

Candle: Warning: Warning, a burning candle is fire. (Shoot! I thought it was water!)

Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (Pfffftttt why wait 15 minutes... *sighs at people not getting I'm being sarcastic and are agreeing*)

Blanket From Taiwan: Warning:Not To Be Used as Shield From Tornado ( Hold on to the blanket, Dorothy!!!!!)

Frisbee: Warning: May contain small parts (Ummm how does this work, exactly?)

Buthcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (Nope, I'm just going put into a child.)

Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone caught doing so will be prosecuted. ( I'm sorry, this is just... I'm sorry.)

Hair Coloring:Warning: Do not use as ice cream toppings (Why use a a cherry?)

Dial Soap: Warning: Use like a regular soap (And how else COULD I use that? Wait, don't answer that!)

Sleeping Pills: Warning: May cause Drowsiness (No!!!!!!! I didn't know that!!!!!!)

Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required ( I'm scared for the human race. Like seriously scared.)

To be continued...

It's Just One Of Those Days...

When you spend fifteen minutes looking for headband that's in your hair.

When you spend ten minutes calling your dog inside when you realize that your dog never went outside.

When you set off your own prank that you forgot about.

When you wake up and, thinking it's a weekday, freak out that you're late for school.

When you spend a few minutes wondering why the oven smells like smoke, and then realize that your cookies have been oven for a half an hour too long

When you think that it's Friday, celebrate with a happy dance, then realize it's only Thursday.

GOD PROTECTS HIS CHILDREN:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this, and share GOD. I reposted this from NonUserNumber1's profile.

Thanks for checking my profile and stories, it means a lot to me!

Ever =D