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Joined 02-06-13, id: 4529094, Profile Updated: 06-28-13
Author has written 8 stories for Metalocalypse.

Hello world! Wow, that was cheesy. Now I can tell you about myself though so it did it's damn job.

Anyhow, I've been writing fanfiction for a long time now, and have only submitted a single story on a site that is now shut down. Whoop-de-doo.

A friend of mine inspired me to put the stuff I'm proud of up, so yeah.

Right now I'm really into Metalocalypse, as far as writing goes, but occasionally I'll write for old anime or whatever else I feel like. If I ever do make a DA for all my fanart, I'll link it. I write whatever I want really. I do a lot of slash, and a lot of humor. I also seem to be in one of those "metaphorical and depressing" phases so bear with me. If I'm in the mood, I'll do a decent fluffy piece but that's rare.

I'm listening to Florence The Machine, Dethklok, Cake, Flobots, Dragonforce, Children of Bodom, Lamb of God, Meshuggah, Cage the Elephant, Modest Mouse, Suffocation, Death, and many others. My favorite shows are South Park, Metalocalypse, Ugly Americans, China, IL, The Daily Lives of Highschool Boys, Black Dynamite, Boondocks, Sherlock, and Supernatural. Movies are The Hobbit, Attack the Gas Station 2, I'm a Cyborg but That's Okay, Persepolis, and How to Be a Serial Killer. I'm currently learning Japanese, and hope to start Norwegian soon. I've been meaning to buy a new guitar since I sold my old one a few years back, but I've been too poor and busy with school and whatnot.

I'll probably submit a few and conk out for weeks at a time. So if you want to read, enjoy. And don't worry, I don't post multi-chapter endeavors without having them prewritten. So none of that type of hiatus, though drabbles don't quite work the same. PM me for requests; I only write when I have ideas nd would gladly welcome any. Ones I like shall be written, I think. Don't be offended if they aren't, though, since I do have a loaded schedule.

Enjoy!

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The Forgotten Years reviews
He was a starving kid, on the street, who wanted a hamburger and thought he would welcome a little extra protein. *Warning, sad and gay. You can pretend the other man is Charles with a mullet, but it isn't necessary.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Pickles
Expression
Pickles always wished he could wear the reds, the bright ones he stole and spent secret dollars on. But he can't, even now. He instead puts them on the only person he knows won't ruin his life for it.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles
But You Smile, And That's Why We Love You reviews
Charles really does love his boys. I promise it isn't porn, just fluffy and gay-ish.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles
And That's The Reason Why I Drink reviews
Pickles is drinking. On a headcannon that if you can guess it you get a gold sticker. Very short, pretty depressing.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Pickles
Dethdrabbles reviews
Basically any super-short stuff I write for Metalocalypse. T because of Charles being naughty by himself, though only a mention, and possibly swears. Sorry in advance for the accents.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013
The Hipsterocalypse Has Begun reviews
Dethklok as hipsters. With an ending which will make you laugh, want to brutally murder me, or both. Rated T for swearing and drug use, though the drug use and swearing are both fairly mild.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Nathan E., Pickles
They Cuddled While He Was On Damage Control reviews
Basically- our favorite yooper boy gets drunk and scares the living bejeezus outta the guys, and Natey gets the sweet end of the deal. Nothing explicit, but there is cussing and hinting at previous debauchery.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Nathan E., Pickles, Skwisgaar S.
He Drowned Trying To Comfort an Octopus reviews
So, uh, Pickles/Nathan if you squint, but mostly frendship stuff. WARNINGS: cussing, unbrutal behavior, and fannon which goes unelaborated to keep this at a nice T rating.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Pickles, Nathan E.