You know you live in 2008 when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed a door that said pull, copy this into your profile.

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Tula-Riza Hawk, Is-Iz, HeartofCrystalWingsOfGlass

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Favorite Pairings:

Harry Potter:Harry and Hermione, Ron and Luna, Draco and Ginny, Neville and Ginny, Hermione and Krum, Harry and Luna

W.I.T.C.H.:Will and Matt, Irma and Joel, Taranee and Nigel, Cornelia and Caleb, Hay Lin and Eric, Orube and Cedric, Elyon and Caleb, Irma and Caleb

X Over: Will and Harry, Irma and Fred/George, Taranee and Neville, Cornelia and Draco, Hay Lin and Ron, Elyon and Harry, Irma and Ron

Worst Pairings:

Harry Potter: Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione, Ron and Lavender, Draco and Hermione, Harry and Draco

W.I.T.C.H.: Will and Caleb, Irma and Martin, Taranee and Caleb, Cornelia and Peter, Cornelia and Rick, Hay Lin and Caleb, Elyon and Cedric, Orube and Caleb, Will and Phobos.

X Over: Irma and Harry, Cornelia and Harry

Stories:

A Little Love for A Long Time: DELETED BECAUSE OF HIGH-ON-MY-MUSE (Harry Potter)

What If Voldemort Didn't Exist: COMING SOON (Harry Potter)

Sunset Moon: IN-PROGRESS (W.I.T.C.H.)

Promise: COMPLETE (W.I.T.C.H.)

Portal To Platform 9 3/4: COMING SOON (Harry Potter and W.I.T.C.H. x-over)