Projects Underway...

First Story Posted: Red Skies and Destinies

Activity On Hold

ADDIE CARD,

Profile Update 07/26/2010

Bulletin:

Well... yeah. RSAD indefinitely on hold. Pending Rewrite.

Plot Engine set To Percolate:

Current plots of interest? (Feel free to use'em. Why else am I putting them up for everyone to see?)

A Strike Witches fic involving the Black Rock Shooter girls. 'Nuff said.

A Code Geass fic combining the anime with elements from the Knightmare of Nunnally manga. The twist? The siblings dont know about each other's alter egos, and their methods clash in the battlefield.

I still want to do a HP/Noir fic. How to do it without ripping off the one I read, well its still in planning stages anyway.

What would happen if Washu and Skuld should meet? Will the worlds survive?

Current Main Reads:

Code Geass: Shikkoku no Renya

Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha Vivid

Mahou Senki Lyrical Nanoha Force

Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha Movie 1ST The Comics

Saitama Chainsaw Shoujo

Dance in the Vampire Bund

Ubel Blatt

Psyren

Shiki

Highschool of the Dead

Watching:

Occult Academy

Strike Witches Season 2

Black Rock Shooter OVA

HotD The Animation

Shiki The Animation

Random Stuff:

Anything you find below is the result of getting doped on too much coffee, cola, energy drink, or sugar water whilst watching anime, reading manga, or just procrastinating around. With that said, let the idiocy begin.

Inter-Dimensional Laws of Psuedo-Reality:

A Treatise on Advanced Combat Units and Operative Personnel

(Or: Those Who Make Mecha Anime are Irrational and/ or Pedos or Perverts)

By the People's Entertainment for Rudimentary Values

The best Pilots for Mecha and small Air/ Spacecraft are young boys, age 14-18, and have absolutely no prior experience in piloting.

Tag 1: No matter how advanced/ complicated/ nonsensical the control interface is, the pilot would already have sufficient grasp of the controls to take on a small squad of enemy mecha/ fighters alone. All they need is 5 minutes worth of instruction, or a handily provided manual, or a War Veteran shouting at them from the radio.

Tag 2: Exception to the First Rule are War Veterans, who are very hard to kill, or somehow come back to life by some weird plot device. They are identified by their relaxed nature, often seen flirting or spouting lame jokes, and having titles or a motto associated with them. They ALWAYS take on mentor roles for the younger Pilot, often giving advice on war/ love life or providing backup despite having more experience in combat.

Tag 3: Teen Angst and Leadership Issues are optional, but encouraged for young Pilots.

Tag 4: Female Pilots do exist, usually trained but never as proficient as the young male ones. They often either become rivals, team mates, or love interests.

Combining/ Tranforming Robots will always come in Odd Numbers: Solo, Three Person Team, Five Person Squad etc. There will always be the 10-15 minute transformation sequences, that always surprise the enemy despite how many times they have seen it.

Tag 1: The sequence can not be interrupted, EVER. Exception is when an Infiltrator sabotages the Robot, but the damage will always be corrected just in time to fight the enemy.

Tag 2: The Team and Squads will always follow a certain composition, usually a Leader, a Rival/ Best friend, Childhood Friend/ Girlfriend, a Genius and the Support Characters. This is the basic layout, but can be subject to change. No matter how unusual their dynamics work, they would always have near-perfect teamwork.

Tag 3: There will always be 2 or less Female Team members. An all-Female team can exist, but is really rare. They are often the love interest of the Leader or his Rival.

Pilot Uniforms fall under these Categories: Cool Civilian Wear, Skintight Pilot Uniform or Bulky Spacesuit. Accessories, Helmets and Underwear are all optional. Nude is possible but discouraged, unless the Pilot is Female, then it is heavily encouraged. See Tag 2 for related clause.

Tag 1: Female Pilots are often restricted to the Skintight Pilot Uniform, Revealing Civilian Wear, or in the nude. Also, their clothes often get damaged or ripped in certain places.

Tag 2: There will always be the token shower room/ bath scene for Female Pilots and Captains. This rule is non-negotiable under the penalty of getting mobbed by PERVs and pelted with stones and bats to death.

Warship Captains are either: really old Admirals (beards, pipes, and certain eyewear optional but highly encouraged) or young voluptuous Female Captains with hourglass figures, cute faces and large... assets. They would always be tactical prodigies, have certain personality quirks (addiction to smoking/ coffee etc) and the habit of shouting commands despite the bridge crew being only two paces away from them. The ships lead by these type of Warship Captains can take near-crippling damage but still keep on flying/ floating/ fighting, until the Captain declares they abandon the ship.

Tag 1: There will always be a Female bridge crew, whether they be the Captain, in Tactical, an Operator for some crucial piece of equipment or in Communications. If not any of those, a plot device will provide a civilian, an advisor, or pilot/ prisoner as suitable substitute.

Tag 2: There will always be extra seats in the Bridge when there are important passengers onboard that will pop up for no apparent reason.

Tag 3: Male ship Captains go down with their ship, unless forcibly evacuated, rendered unconscious, or captured. Female ship Captains never die, unless it was intentional or against another Female ship Captain.

There will always be explosions. Mechas and Warships will always explode in a fantastic display of pyrotechnics.

Tag 1: Young Male Pilots will often survive the most violent explosions, and recover from their injuries in a week or less with only minor burns/ scratches. Unless they are token characters, they are effectively immortal.

Tag 2: Female Pilots will always remain unscratched unless they go one-on-one with a unique enemy/ Mecha. In that case they will either: Win, Get Horribly Injured with their uniform torn in suggestive places, Get rescued by a Young Male Pilot, or get called back. Token Female Pilots will often die, and the Young Male Pilot will swear vengeance to the offending Mecha.

Tag 3: Even in space, Explosions and Scream can heard by all. Fiery Explosions and liberal use of Flamethrowers and Napalm are also possible in space despite lack of oxygen.

The love lives of Warship Captains and Pilots can either be: Tragic Shakespearean, Innocent Couple, Partners Turned Couple or Got Together after a Life or Death Experience. Death is very common, often the cause of extreme angst for Pilots. Partners often get together with Pilots/ Captains, and then get heavily injured/ killed later on. Those that get killed are often in an amorous relationship with said Pilot/ Captain, spurring them into vengeance.

Tag 1: Pilots are not immune to manipulation, either by Evil Bastards or Vengeful Teenage Girls. Evil Bastards will always die in the end. VTGs will either reform, live in hiding/ isolation, or die in the final battle due to a stray shot (Aka The Allster Phenomenon).

Tag 2: Bedroom Scene optional but heavily encouraged by PERVs.

Mecha will never run out of power/ ammunition unless they are fighting a powerful Mecha one-on-one, told to retreat, get ambushed/ trapped or left behind to hold off a large enemy force.

Tag 1: The accuracy of the Young Male Pilot against large enemy forces will always be 100. Likewise, Large Enemy Forces will not be able to defeat a Single Mecha unless in a prolonged battle where thousands of them will die until one of them gets a lucky shot.

Tag 2: Pilots often become POWs and sent on a airbase/ fortress/ enemy stronghold territory but immediately escape/ get rescued later, often with their Mecha repaired/ upgraded or replaced with a more powerful Mecha made by the Enemy. Those guarding the Pilot will always be incompetent, prone to sleeping on the job, or easily subdued by the rescuers.

Tag 3: Captured Female Pilots will always be binded into provocative poses, whether it be handcuffed, tight straitjacket or even roped/ chained to a chair/ table/ wall while being "interrogated".

There will always be a big battle in the end, whether at sea, space or land. There will be large casualties, large amounts of explosions, and a long deathly duel against the Enemy Pilot/ Captain/ Creature.

Tag 1: There will always be an Epilogue or a complementary After the Battle sequence showing the surviving Pilot/ Captain and various others. Failing that, there would be a Sequel.

For more information, Contact the FF:

Robotech Expeditionary Force, New Macross

OMNI Enforcers Office, Alaska

ZAFT Headquarters, Aprillius One

Camp Big Falcon

MYTHRIL (location unknown)

Nerv Terminal Dogma, Tokyo 3

or any Mecha base or Outpost near you.