Notice: I am back from my vacation. You may now send me messages.

Likes: All the Sonic the Hedgehog series (the games, the shows, and the comic books), Mario, Pokemon, Disney (who doesn't?)

Dislikes: Homosexual pairings (They are just wrong.), anything too violent, swear words (expect me to criticize you when you use the f-word), and basically all that is immoral.

I have a religion too. I'm a Jehovah's Witness. Didn't expect that, now do you? Then again, that explains all the dislikes (see above) and everything.

Sonic the Hedgehog pairings I like: Sonic X Sally, Sonic X Amy, Tails X Cosmo, Knuckles X Julie-Su, Shadow X Rouge, Scourge X Fiona (the Fiona from the Sonic the Hedgehog Comics, not Fiona from the Shrek movies nor any other Fionas that coincidentally have the same name).

I'm beginning a new trend where you simply update your fanfic on the 1 year anniversary of it being completed. In other words, after the summary, you add, "1 yr. ann. as of year number!" Therefore, people can enjoy the fanfic one more time before it gets buried in newer fanfics forever. Yet, I don't think it is working. When I tried it with my first fanfic, I don't think it got to the front page of the Sonic fanfics. Oh well.

I have a work-in-progress fanfic right now, and it's gonna be big! At least, I hope so. Anyway, enjoy the ones I completed already!

Future fanfic idea(s) that I may or may not use:

Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks: The Ultimate Parody In this version of the game, Link is a neurotic boy that is obsessed with trains, Zelda is reluctant to team up with Link, the bad guys are more comical than evil, and Ganon attempts to get his revenge for not being in the original game! I don't have anything against the Legend of Zelda francise; I just wanted to make a funny story for once.

Cirque Du Soleanna The world must've gone mad. Sonic and his friends wind up in Soleanna and meet Princess Elise. As Elise and Sonic find a mysterious connection between them, Eggman comes to destroy Sonic once and for all! As if that wasn't enough, GUN agents and religious sects are also coming to Soleanna in an attempt to arrest Sonic and Elise for "a crime they comitted in an alternate universe". Plus, could there be another thing Sonic has to worry about? I plan for this story to be made seperate to my other Sonic fanfics. (Note: I have an entirely revised version of this concept, as you shall see below)

Quaternary Park Taking place exclusively in the Sonic the Hedgehog Comic world, the Freedom Fighters recieve a letter from one of their nemeses, Mammoth Mogul. He invites them to be the first to witness one of his biggest accomplishments, so the group, though suspicious, goes. They find out that Mammoth had suceeded in bringing back animals that existed before Mobians were created, i.e. animals from our time period, and Mammoth wants to place these animals in his own theme park. But as the Freedom Fighters stay, they soon find out Mammoth's true intentions. And when one of the workers at the park betray Mammoth, the animals soon escape, bringing Sonic and his friends in for a wild night.

Video Game Console-lation In this idea of a "Kirby Right Back at Ya!" episode, King Dedede decides to create his own video game console in order to bring glory to himself while making Kirby look bad. Almost all of the citizens get addicted to playing games like "Dedede Kart", "Call of Dede-duty", "De-lo", and "Doctor Dedede". Can Tiff convince them to break their habit?

Cirque Du Soleanna (Revised) Like the original concept, Sonic and his friends go to Soleanna for a vacation. However, after defending an attack from Dr. Eggman, Sonic is honoured with a VIP invitation to attend the arranged marriage of Princess Elise and the prince of a neighbouring region. But as Sonic stays with the two of them, he and Elise start having mutual emotions, even though they don't fully understand it. The prince learns of these feelings and feels threatened that his benefits are in jeopardy, so he starts to break them up at any chance he can get in any way possible. Plus, Amy also learns of Sonic's feelings, and she gets conflicted on whether to win him back. And when an old evil tries resurfacing once again, the kingdom of Soleanna would never be the same again.

I'm not the kind of person that follows "copy-and-paste" trends. Instead, I start copy-and-paste trends!

If you think Toucan Sam and his nephews have gone on their "frooty adventure" for too long and should return home now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a Nintendo DSi and think it's better than PSP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't believe the claim that Nintendo actually likes the BowserxPeach pairing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person that starts copy-and-paste trends instead of following them, then maybe you shouldn't copy and paste this into your profile.

...Now I got secret to share with you. On YouTube, I'm sonicwhammer, and there I make YouTube Poops. But lately, work's been kind of slow, and the videos I have aren't getting very popular. If you want to help me, then check me out.