Ok, so I love PJO, HoO, KC, HP, Vampire Diaries, Gallagher Girl's and heaps more!

I am NOT emo, contrast to what Apollorox says. I'm the sort-of-goth-girl at school.

I'm known as Thalia among my friends cos I'm the 'Punk one'.

My bf IS Nico! (jks, but I wish he was)

In my opinion, the books are better then the movies for any book!

I love my charity work and I love to help people!

My family thinks it's sad how I can name more gods and goddesses then they even knew existed! I think it's cool!

I ship

Percabeth

Jasper

Frazel

Tratie

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Sadie/Anubis

Sadie/Walt

Carter/Zia

Elanna/Stephen

Meredith/Alaric

I don't ship

Thalico (AU's don't count)

Prachel

Pothena

Percy/Thalia

My favourite sayings are

If your Dreams don't scare you then they aren't big enough.

Dream as though you'll live forever, live as though you'll die tomorrow

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Answer: The sword arena.

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Answer: NICO

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Answer: Thalia. It isn’t even funny who much we are alike.

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Answer: Hera

5. Your Favorite PJatO book? Or HoO

Answer: You really expect me to answer that one?

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Answer: Thalia, Nico, Annabeht and Percy

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Answer: Athena, Artemis, Apollo and Hades

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer: Hyperventilate.

9. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Answer: Nico. Why, you may ask? Simple. Shadow Travel

10. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Answer: "'Repopulate'? Um... you have fun doing that.

11. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Answer: Percabeth.

12. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Answer: Ask Hades if I was a descendent, give Poseidon a Hi-five and ask Zeus to make it rain in places that are going through drought.

13. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Answer: "Doing something"? Is it me or does that not sound right?

14. Favorite Percy Moment?

Answer: The judo flip...

15. Favorite Nico Moment?

Answer: “Percy scowled. "I-I know you."

Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?”

“With great power comes... great need to take a nap.”

16. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Answer: Apollo in TLO, talking about Rachle's 'pimped out' cave.

17. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: Him and Coffee...

18. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: When percy became supreme lord of the bathroom

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

There are 3 kinds of people, those who learn by reading, a few who learn from observation and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves

Stephen Wright: If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Spike Milligan: I have the body of an eighteen year-old. I keep it in the fridge. Billy Connolly: Never trust a man, who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on. and. If you can lie on the ground, without holding on, you're sober. Winston Churchill: Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. Jack Handey: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Ellen DeGeneres: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Unknown: "When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did that." Albert Einstein: "Only the Universe and human stupidity are infinite - and I'm not so sure about the former ..." Dr. Seuss: "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind." Napoleon Bonaparte: "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

TO ALL MY FRIENDS:

1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

3. When you are confused, I will use little words.

4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

6.You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

Hello. Welcome to the State Mental Hospital Phone Line.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

What's your element?

Fire

You have a short temper

You often act on your emotions without thinking first

You are very competitive

You like to play with fire

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all

You prefer warm weather over cold weather

You often lose control over yourself

You can be quite reckless

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it

People have often called you insane

5/10

Water

You have a calm, laid-back personality

You like to go to the beach

You rarely get angry

When you do get angry, you know how to control it

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a great swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

5/10

Earth

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

4/10

Air:

You have a free spirit. You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are independent.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

10/10