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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Yeeeeeeellllo. Just here making things up in my mind. I've decided to write a story, and finish it. Hopefully. We will see how this goes. I doubt it'll be any good, but fuck it, why not. I'm 20 years old, live in North London in rainy England. I'm a professional procrastinator, I love reading (who doesn't on this site?) and Netflix is life. I also love me a strong female lead so that will be a definite any future stories. Stories Internal Battle - I love James and Lily and I want so so so so so so so so bad for J.K Rowling to write a book series dedicated for them. How amazing would that be? But anyway, this is my interpretation of there story. This was my first fic but I hope you like it! The Daily Hustle - This was inspired by Paper Princess by Erin Watt and obviously Twilight, if you like my story you will love that book! But to be honest, I love sassy Bella and hothead Edward, and those personalities will defiantly be in future fics! |
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The Governess by IBACULLEN reviews
Isabella, desperate for a job after college agrees to move across the country to apply to be governess for two young children. She soon finds out that the Cullen Estate and the Master that resides within are dark and frightening. For the sake of her charges, she must attempt to find a way to reach the heart of the man who looks at her as no more than a servant. Read warning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,804 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Court of Beasts and Beauties by jacklynlew reviews
A twist on Beauty and the Beast. After Bella's father is found trespassing, he bargains her life in replacement for his own. Doomed to live the rest of her life in Edward's estate, Bella eventually learns to do more than just tolerate her captor. And in a land of magic, Bella soon finds out everything is not always as it seems. AU, Rated M for future lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Bella, Edward
The Mountain Between Us by knicnort3 reviews
When their plane crashes on a remote Alaskan mountain, two strangers must find a way to work through their differences in order to survive the freezing temperatures and harsh terrain. B/E, AH, HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,269 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 10/13/2018 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Remnants by Mei Li Young reviews
In a world where the dead eat people, it is survival of the fittest. Caring for others is not a luxury that the remnants of the human race have. For Edward, this rule of survival is tested when Bella enters his life. All canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 333,593 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 8/16/2018 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lead Me Not Into Temptation by princess07890 reviews
Bella is a good, Christian girl with a dark secret. She wants the pierced, tattooed, and foul-mouthed tattoo artist who lives across the hall from her. Will she ever get him to notice her without compromising her beliefs?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,118 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vicious by illarione reviews
She was kidnapped to be given to the most dangerous killing machine in the world as an additional reward of his successful mission.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,386 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give me your pain by River in Egypt reviews
In my dream her voice said: "I am your equal" And turning away I snarled: "Deal with it." Her voice went: "You are not a killer, Draco." Nice timing, Granger, I thought when I woke up the day of Dumbledore's death. Canon 6th/7th year, A/U, EWE, Dramione. Cover by the amazing Freya Ishtar
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 464,074 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mummies At Twilight by LoveTwiGirl reviews
The Mummy and Twilight crossover. Bella and her brother, Emmett, look for Hamunaptra. They find it with help from Edward Masen. Their adventure leads them to new people- friends and enemies. One of their enemies being the mummy, Jacobb-Lack, Bella awoke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,365 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,596 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Daily Hustle reviews
Bella's brother, Jasper, gets in trouble with local mob boss Edward Masen. Bella and Edward make a deal and Bella ends up stripping pay her debts. It's when Edward buys the strip club that things really get interesting. Money, drugs and dancing. Not suitable for young readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,310 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Bella, Edward
Internal Battle reviews
James and Lily's story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete