Thaagohide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hello visitor! I started reading fan fiction in 2012, and have been hooked ever since. I'm most interested in the Harry Potter and Naruto universes. And I'm Spent: A collection of one shots from Harry Potter and Naruto. These are usually comedy/satire of varying length/quality, with the occasional blood soaked murder fest thrown in for good measure. Soul Magic: I'm still thinking about this, but I think the first chapter needs a rewrite. Not quite abandoned, but on hiatus until I get my act together and plan out the plot further. Update: Every time I work on this, I find more problems with what I'd done. Definitely rewriting. Unfortunately, I'm finding it much easier to write stuff in every year except first. I'll probably take this down. |
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Endless Pantheon: God's Blood by Todeswind reviews
Godhood has not simplified the life of Harry Dresden. Between his war with the Titan Chronos, the Feminicidal God Moloch, and a cavalcade of nastyness from before the dawn of time you'd think it couldn't get any worse. Unfortunately for Harry, Mab is more than happy to shake things up. Sequel to "God's Eye."
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 177,077 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Complete
Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,152 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 5,251 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
An Abnormal Godfather by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,659 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6556 - Favs: 6,432 - Follows: 7,269 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 93,312 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Empire's Son II by blank101 reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Empire's Son. As Palpatine's Empire crumbles, Luke retreats to a grim self-imposed anonymity in the galaxy's Rim planets. But he cannot outrun his past, and Imperials and Rebels alike are searching for the last Sith, their motives very different.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 328,325 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Mara Jade
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 11,021 - Follows: 6,900 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7691 - Favs: 13,452 - Follows: 14,363 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds by Archontruth reviews
In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 433,238 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Neji H., Tenten, Deidara
Friends and Foes by Northumbrian reviews
Harry and his friends finally know who killed Ginny and Luna's classmate, Colin Creevey. It is 2001, and the search has been ongoing for a year. Will those final few foes who escaped justice at the end of The Battle ever be brought to justice?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,320 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Lawyers Against the Cup by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Harry never put his name in the cup. No one would believe him, so he leaves Hogwarts searching for a way to fight the wizarding contract, using the thing that holds him to it; the law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,247 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Empire's Son by blank101 reviews
COMPLETE! Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 374,229 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Luke S., Han S.
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5389 - Favs: 10,661 - Follows: 3,673 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15075 - Favs: 22,148 - Follows: 19,447 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 8,358 - Follows: 6,644 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35031 - Favs: 24,949 - Follows: 18,625 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 7,758 - Follows: 3,662 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
the fabulously vintage world of holly potter by stanzaic reviews
Holly Potter, having been raised to be a proper lady, just wants to learn piano and read classic novels. Unfortunately with one oddly heavy letter and some green ink, her life begins to spiral out of control; but Holly intends to take it right back. Fem!Harry. No pairings decided.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,462 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Harry P.
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 7,259 - Follows: 4,063 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
To Ride Upon Svadilfari by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
For two wizards thrown out of their own world and into another Earth populated by superheroes and gods, it looks to be a treacherous ride as they attempt to return home again. But when has the impossible ever stopped Hermione Granger and Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 218,368 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Loki
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3808 - Favs: 10,842 - Follows: 12,057 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 8,513 - Follows: 10,126 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11174 - Favs: 7,672 - Follows: 6,845 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 376 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3175 - Favs: 7,845 - Follows: 8,494 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Kidnapped! A Comedy by scuttlesworth reviews
Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3620 - Favs: 4,956 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4821 - Favs: 16,651 - Follows: 15,171 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,096 - Follows: 845 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the FanFiction Tropes by ShaperV reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
Common Ground by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry hides in the library on Halloween, trying to escape his dreadful memories of Lily's death. No one else seems to remember or care that he lost everything that night. He is found by Snape . . .and also a troll. WINNER-BEST HALLOWEEN STORY at P&S! sequel Common Interests!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Number Games by jbern reviews
Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 169 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ron W., Padma P. - Complete
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 238 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8349 - Favs: 10,469 - Follows: 5,422 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Soul Voice by Avaryan reviews
What if there had been a reason Naruto was unsuitable for bearing the burden of the Kyuubi's prison? What changes would be wrought upon the life of another newborn child chosen in his stead, one with her own, very different personality and abilities?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,179 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sakura H.
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 5,566 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6214 - Favs: 3,945 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Soul Magic reviews
There was no prophecy. Voldemort arrived in Godric's Hollow with one purpose: to kill Lily Potter. But why? What drove Voldemort to lay aside all his plans to hunt one woman? And what happened that Halloween night that defeated him? Rated T for potential violence and adult themes. No pairings (yet). Divergence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P.