Hallo.

My name is Nicole.

I'm from Denmark, and i love it.

My music tast is pretty random, and it's shifting all the time. Right now it's Westlife, Plump, Malese Jow, Candice Accola, Avril Lavigne, Kat Graham, and others.

I love reading. I read mostly Vampire academy, and other vampire series. I also read the darkest power, and percy jackson. I read both in English and Danish. I have always hated to write, but I'm trying to now.

I also like to see movies/series. My fav. movies/series are: vampire diaries, percy jackson, NCIS, CSI:Miami, bones, honey 2, the hunger games, and twilight

I swim 3 times a week, plus competetions. LOVE IT!!!!

Hope you like my stories

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
EAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Im sorry if I...

CRY too much

SMILE too big

LAUGH alot

SING in the car

DANCE in the rain

SLEEP on the floor

TALK too loud

TRY too hard just remember im me not you

Repost these if you found them inspiring. Or you just like them.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that thebrakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

Stupid Saying on the Back of things:

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

if you can't read the danish then just read the english outloud (bold)

1) Engelsk for begyndere (for beginners): Tre hekse ser på tre Swatch-ure. Hvilken heks ser på hvilket Swatch-ur? Og dette nu på engelsk:
Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?

2) Engelsk for viderekommende (advanced english): Tre kønsopererede hekse ser på tre Swatch-ur-knapper. Hvilken kønsopereret heks ser på hvilken Swatch-ur-knap? Det hele igen på engelsk:
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

3) Engelsk for eksperter (at the end): Tre schweiziske hekse-kællinger, som ønsker sig at være kønsopererede schweiziske hekse-kællinger, ser på schweiziske Swatch-ur-knapper. Hvilken schweizisk hekse-kælling, som ønsker sig at være en kønsopereret schweizisk hekse-kælling, ser på hvilken schweizisk Swatch-ur-knap? ... og igen på engelsk:
Three Swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched Swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched Swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

"IM A NINJA"
"Dude. no your not."
"did you see me do that?"
"do what?"
"EXACTLY!!!!"
"huh?"

Rose: Do I ever cross your mind?
Dimitri: No
Rose: Do you like me?
Dimitri: No
Rose: Do you want me?
Dimitri: No
Rose: Would you cry if I left?
Dimitri: No
Rose: Would you live for me?
Dimitri: No
Rose: Would you do anything for me?
Dimitri: No
Rose: Choose--me or your life
Dimitri: My life
Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

Rose: I'm always here for you
Dimitri: I know
Rose: What's wrong?
Dimitri: I like this girl so much
Rose: Talk to her
Dimitri: I don't know. She won't ever like me
Rose: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Dimitri: I just want her to know how I feel...
Rose: Then tell her.
Dimitri: She won't like me
Rose: How do you know that?
Dimitri: I can just tell
Rose: Well just tell her.
Dimitri: What should I say
Rose: Tell her how much you like her
Dimitri: I tell her that daily
Rose: what do you mean?
Dimitri: I'm always with her. I love her.
Rose: I know how you feel... I have the same problem. But he'll never like me
Dimitri: Wait. Who do you like?
Rose: Oh some boy
Dimitri: Oh... she won't like me either.
Rose: She does
Dimitri: How do you know..
Rose: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Dimitri: You
Rose: Thats where you're wrong, I love you.
Dimitri: I love you too.
Rose: So are you going to talk to her?
Dimitri: I just did.

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

“He is most certainly not the tightest spandex on the team.”

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. - Kurt Cobain

No one grows up. they just learn how to act in public. - unknown

If I had no sense of humour then I would have committed suicide long ago - Mahatma Ghandi

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - unknown

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them. - unknown

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise - unknown

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun. - unknown

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them- unknown

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. - unknown

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives.- unknown

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - unknown

That news traveled faster than heroin through an addicts veins. - unknown

This is latin 101. i reserve the right to overload your tiny little brain at my own discretion." Prof. Carolin Hardin, U of L

Don’t make me get my flying monkeys!”-unknown

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all. -Dale Carnegie

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." - Milton Berle

It's not that your not supposed to live, your just supposed to be evil!" - unknown

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you apples, get pissed, throw a fit and demand that you get lemons instead." - unknown

"What you've just said is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point were you even close to something that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it." - Billy Madison

I'm a little annoying like the Black Plague was just a little cough. -

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned! - Chickens Everywhere

I don't wait for windows of opportunity, I just destroy the walls.

Tough times never last, but tough people do. - Robert H. Schuller

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." - unknown

"People think it must be fun to be smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"- unknown

"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you suck.” - unknown

"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated" - unknown

"Sometimes you need to be strong For a friend For your family Or for yourself... And other times its okay to cry."- unknown

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."- unknown

"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."- unknown

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "- Bill Gates

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "- unknown

"Two wrongs dont make a right, but they make good excercise."- unknown

"Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. " - unknown

"Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."- unknown

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."- unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."- unknown

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."- unknown (hell yes!)

"Never memorize something that you can look up."- unknown

"Your a good friend and all, but if the zombies come- i'm SO tripping you" -unknown

"Books never hurt anyone until you get hit by one" -

Writing and playing Sims is just another way of saying you like playing God. -

My father always used to say that, when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life. -Lee Iacocca

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. - unknown

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same. - unknown

Men aren't worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry. - unknown

The closer you get to the light, the bigger your shadow becomes. - unknown

Vertical - So vertical there is no horizontal. - unknown

Work like you don't need the money. Love like no one had ever hurt you. Dance like nobody is watching. Sing like no one is listening. And live like this is a paradise on Earth. - unknown

Silence is golden but ductape is silver. - unknown

I am a pink flamingo on the great lawn of life. - unknown

Don't take life too seriously, it's not like you're getting out alive. - unknown

I wanna blow shit up with my mind. - unknown

Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train. - unknown

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! - unknown

I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday! - unknown

"If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!" - unknown

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me. - unknown

Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate. - unknown

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?! - unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - unknown

"Who gives a shit about Edward Cullen and Bella when you can watch James get his head get ripped off. XD" -

Kick his ass, then drag him into the twenty first century!

(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

7 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my ass when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

4 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No Loser, I paid 12.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

5 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

6 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

7 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Combacks for when an annoying guy is hitting on you

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book, too.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But, would you stay there?

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I can tell you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh...you're so right. I want you to leave!

Man: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous.
Woman: Would that be under your McLame Burger?

Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Woman: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection.

Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Woman: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out.
Woman: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else.

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Woman: Really? I'd put F and U together!

-I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

-Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

Girl:Tell me, why do you love me?

Boy:Too many reasons

Girl:Give me a number

Boy:How many stars are there in the night sky?

Girl:That's impossible

Boy:So you see my dilemma

Nicole