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Joined 02-05-13, id: 4526949, Profile Updated: 01-07-15
Author has written 3 stories for Protector of the Small Quartet, and Hobbit.

So... I'm a 16 year old girl from a boring old town in the US on the East Coast. I'm not all that good at writing but I'm giving it a shot. I love Tamora Pierce and have a few story ideas so I'm working on it but I have a new puppy and am super busy so if I don't update totally consistently, I'm sorry.

I ride horses, play the piano, sing, go to school, work, do mock trial, play soccer, and participate in theater productions. Oh yeah, and I volunteer my time to a Therapeutic Riding group. I'm raising a seeing eye puppy who is a black lab and she's the best, but she also saps all of my time, so if I'm not a consistent updater, don't kill me! My life is busy!

I adore animals, as demonstrated by the fact that I ride horses and work at a therapeutic riding stable. I don't have a horse, though I wish I did, but I have an adorable 6-month-old black lab named Grace. She's training to be seeing eye, so I take her into school and everything. I'm also a vegetarian and I like to think that my family makes a bit of a difference.

I've always loved English in school, but I'm an all-around nerd who likes Environmental Science, Physics, and French best. Math is my hardest and worst subject.

I love reading fan fiction, especially Tamora Pierce fan fiction. While I wish I could write stories that other people could enjoy like I do their stories, my writing is not that good. I really do like my story Castaway, but I find it very difficult to put my thoughts into an enjoyable book. I think mainly in dialogue, wherein lies the problem. Anyway, I do a bit of writing, no beta-ing, and lots of reading!

Just in case anyone wants to know, my favorite authors are Tamora Pierce, J.K. Rowling, Terry Pratchett, China Miéville, and Kristin Cashore. Oh, and Garth Nix. Seriously people, get on that ;)

-RealProtector

If you like Tamora Pierce or the Kel books, please go and read Fallen by Confusedknight. It is easily the most incredible book I have read on fanfiction.net.

Things that I wish I could change about me: I'm really shy and that's all that anyone ever thinks of me. That and, "She's a nerd." I'm really not that bad. I also wish I were more athletic, and that I had more motivation to write. When I actually do it, it's fun, just hard!

Things that I would never change about me: I have the coolest older siblings. But really. They're super. Also (this sounds really vain but) I love my hair. It's strawberry blonde and I'm the only one at school with hair my color, which is fun. I like being unique. My friends are the best people ever and I wouldn't exchange them for the world, weird and obnoxious as they are.

Favorite things: color=blue, animal=horse, dog breed=lab or golden retriever, dessert=ice cream, food=tofu, drink=hot chocolate, subject=english (duh)

Random things that really irritate me:

When people make assumptions based on your grades or the fact that you read a lot (oh, so you must be a nerd with no friends)

or based on the fact that you are a girl (oh, so you must be petty and gossip a lot and care solely about your appearance and boys)

or based on the fact that you are a teenager... (oh, so you must be really obnoxious and condescending)

Basically, I just hate assumptions.

I despise guys that analyze you based on your appearance and then think that you'll never find out what they said about you. Actually, that goes for girls too.

Fanfiction.net pet peeves:

When people on here see that I am a teenager and go, "keep trying, kid!" I understand that my writing leaves something to be desired, but that does nothing to encourage me. At least I write with correct grammar. That counts for something, right?

When I try to read fics on here of certain stories and literally all of them are romance. The books I like are fantasy adventure novels. Surely you can do better than just romance between the two main characters. Have some creativity, people.

When I have run out of fics that I actually want to read and there are a solid 1400 in that category. I either have no life or I am extremely judgmental about which books I read. Or both.

I also get very upset when I get halfway through an incredibly good story and then discover that it isn't done and the last update was six years ago. It's terribly disappointing.

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Stand and Fight by laughsquietly reviews
Keladry of Mindelan is denied a knighthood, not by Lord Wyldon, but by her own father. Betrayed and angry, she is sent off to convent. When her coach is stopped by three scanran bandits, she does what she was born to do - she fights...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Keladry
Abad Bovan by filimeala reviews
"Do you see it?" Nuil asked pointing to the stars. Thorin watched her hand, tracing the outline of a ring of stars. "My father called it the 'mountain crown', abad bovan. He saw it over Erebor. He called it fate. A right to rule" Thorin watched her eyes gleam with old memories. "I do not condemn your quest, Thorin, but I am wary of the fate you will meet," she whispered.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 173,955 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Thorin, OC - Complete
An Adventure Like No Other by WorldsofFantasticFantasy reviews
When a grief-stricken woman jumps to her end, she awakens in a foreign land. The group of weary dwarves attempt to help this woman find her way back, with their quest hanging by a thread. Taking a liking to two of the dwarves, what effect with this have on both the journey and her want to return home? (i suck at summaries, my apologies) Rated T for future violence.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 150,162 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Fíli, Thorin - Complete
A Torrid Affair by Saphron reviews
Alanna's getting steamy with her royal lover extraordinaire, but between her talking cat, thief in love, the mysterious Shang Hawk, Delia the court flirt, and Gary and Raoul, it's a wonder their relationship can survive! Warning: explicit sexual content
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,628 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Tortall
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Mornie Utulie- Darkness Has Come reviews
"Fili was his star. His shining, golden light in the darkness." A one-shot from the Battle of Five Armies based off of Enya's song May It Be. Kili laments the loss of his other half. (warning: character death. clearly.)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Castaway reviews
Keladry of Mindelan, the probationary page, is not allowed to return. Instead of being shipped off to the convent, she runs off. When Kel gets into a fight she can't win, she is rescued by the Own, but not before a part of her has broken into a million pieces. Can she get herself back together again and become a warrior against society's wishes?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Keladry
What Sarah Said reviews
One-shot inspired by Death Cab for Cutie's song "What Sarah Said". Kel goes out with Neal, Alanna, and Third Company to bring bandits to justice, but the fight doesn't go as expected. Dom finally realizes the meaning of love, but it's too late. I promise it's good and NOT sappy or romance-like. It is sad, though.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete