WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

You know you're a Kickin' It fan when...

You can't help of think of Jerry when the word 'Swag' comes up

When you see a tomboy girl beating up guys you're mind sets off to Kim and the guys.

When you see a nerd couple you think of Milton and Julie.

You dream about the day 'Kick' happens.

When you see gravy during a slow dance you worry.

When you see a giant moving swan you get scared.

If you see a karate video game in an arcade you have to try it!

If you hear about an adventure you think of Eddie.

When you see a rabbit you think of the treasure.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have done at least three of these things.

If you're a Kickin' It fan post this on your profile

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Chinese Horoscope

NO CHEATING!!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DONT READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

repost this WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE

Kim:Do I ever crossyour mind?

Jack:No

Kim:Do you like me?

Jack:No

Kim:Do you want me?

Jack:No

Kim:Would you cry if Ileft?

Jack:No

Kim:Would you live for me?

Jack:No

Kim:Would you do anything for me?

Jack:No

Kim:Choose: me or your life

Jack:My life

Kim runs away inshock and pain and Jack runs after her and says...

Jack:The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

If you post this in the next 4minutes you crush will: Call you. Kissyou.Love you.Text you. This game has a funny/spooky outcome

"I, Kick fan of "Kickin' It", do solemly swear to do my best to stick with my Kick family no matter what happens, no matter when "Kickin' It" ends. I pledge my fellow shipping to Kick and my fellow Kick family to stay true to this ship and to be a part of this family for as long as I possibly can. Wasabi."

Kick shipper pledge

GEEK
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.(sometimes)
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 5

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.(sometimes)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.(sometimes)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.(sometimes)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.(sometimes)
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything
Total:10

TOMBOY!

The Disney Princess Test

Belle

You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
You’ve been lost in the forest.
You love to read.
You aren’t shy at all.
One of your family members is a bit weird.
You have done volunteer work.
You have a wild imagination.
You love to take care of people in need.
You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty.
You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
Total: 6/10 (NOOO! Belle is my fav Disney Princess)

Rapunzel

You’re childish.
You’re an orphaned child or have an evil step-mother.
You have many different hobbies to keep you busy.
You can get really bored.
You have/had very long hair.
Your hair is/was bright blonde.

You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living.

You care about others and their feelings.

You like to follow the rules.
Total:7/9

Tiana

You love to cook.
You have big dreams for the future.

You love to visit lakes and ponds.
You are a hard worker.
Green is one of your favorite colors.
You don’t take mistreatment from anybody.
You have a strong, passionate singing voice.
Your best friend is a little ditzy.
You find ‘romantic’ stuff a bit cheesy.
Overly flirty guys annoy you.
Total: 6/10

Alice

You have/had a pet rabbit.

You love to play cards.
You constantly know the time.
You get yourself in sticky situations.
You have been to a court.
You have fallen asleep while doing your homework.
You have had a tea party.
You like hats.
You’re often late.
You know how to play croquet.
Total: 5/10

Jasmine

Your dad is rich
You are very clever.
You’ve been with someone way different from you.
You’re unique and different from everyone else.
You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
You don’t have a lot of close friends.
You’re independent.
You are wealthy.
Your parents try to control your life.
Total: 8/10

Megara

Your boyfriend/crush is strong.
You have gotten involved with the wrong people before.
You are very convincing.
You have fallen in love before.
You have had your heart broken.
You find an interest in Greek mythology.
You lie sometimes.
You pretend to be someone you’re not.
You have been used.
Purple is one of your favorite colors.
Total: 10/10

Ariel
Your parents expect a lot from you.
You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
You’re the youngest in the family.
You have a lot of sisters.
You collect something.
You have/had long hair.
You are adventurous.

You’re extremely curious.
You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.(Not all the time :P )
Total: 8/9

Aurora

You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
You almost died at a very young age.
You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
You have a decent singing voice.
You like to sleep in late on the weekend.
You spend most of your time outside.
You’re adopted.
You’re very romantic.
Pink is one of your favorite colors.
Total: 5/9

Cinderella

One of your parents has passed away.

You are expected to do a lot of chores.

You love to dress up.
You love animals.
You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
Your mom is really strict.(Not all the times)
You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
You have/had blonde hair.
Total: 6/10

Snow White

You know that you’re beautiful.
Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
You have almost been killed.
You have at least seven good friends.
You’ve had food poisoning.
You have/had short hair.
You get along with almost everyone.
All of your friends are different.
You love to have a good time.
You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
Total: 7/10

Tinkerbell

You get jealous easily.
You loved your childhood.
You like to fly.
You believe in magic.
You are petite.
You hate pirates.
You love sparkles.

People underestimate you.
You get angry easily.
You have/had a treehouse.
Total: 7/10

Pocahontas

You love to walk around and explore big cities.
You are more spiritual than religious.
You’ve been in an interracial relationship.(dont know what that means :P)
One of your family members has passed away.
Your parents are very protective of you.
Someone you know has been in a war.
You love nature.
You have/had black hair.
You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
You’re very adventurous.
Total: 6/10

Mulan
You can be a tomboy sometimes.
People wish you could be a bit more girly.
You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
You have/had considered running away from home.
Your parents try to plan your life out.
A lot of your friends are boys.
You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
Total: 9/9

Esmeralda
You love to dance.(When noone is watching me xD)
You’ve fallen in love with someone you hated at first.
You hate dogma (religious authority that oppresses).

You are free-spirited.
You have a fiery temper.
You love goats.
You like to be sexy.
You are involved in the taboo.
You love rich colors and jewelry.

Total: 7/9

Lets see how stupid we all are (If it's in bold, I've done it)

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (Many,MANY TIMES xD

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (Can oranges count xD

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (Again many ,MANY TIMES xD

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realised it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realising it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realising it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jamb

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realising they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

101. Not realized there was no 13

102. Not realized there was no 59

I know,I'm a real idiot! xD

People say I'm weird. I never talk much,I sit in the corner instead of hang out with people. I am called names sometimes to my face. I have only one friend that I can trust-I've been snubbed by like all the others. I am the girl that doesn't sing because of the others that I know. I am the girl that everyone ignores. I am the girl thats never heard. The things that people have said about me hurt.

Define normal, I am unique. I am a deep thinker. I may not hang out,but I observe-I say few but I see all. Calling me names just proves I am more mature then you. My other friends have shown their true colours. I may not sing in front of you,but I can sing. You may ignore me now,but wait, Just wait till I am something and you are nothing; I am somebody and you are nobody. The tables will be turned someday. I may not be heard,but I am pretty awesome if you listen. It does hurt,but we'll see who talking on judgement day!

If you agree with what I have written please copy and paste on your profile and add your name to this list-remember your not alone!: Rose2091

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly

dying She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if you're against child abuse)

Outfits for my stories:

The Prince and the Princess:

Kim's at home outfit:

Jack's outfit:

Sisters' Outfits:

Our Special Moments:

Chap. 1 (Kim):

Chap. 1(Allie):

Chap. 1 (Jack):

Chap.4 (Kim):

Chap.4(Sisters):

Chap.4(Jack):

Bad vs Bad
Chap.1 (Kim):

Chap.1 (Jack):

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.