UPDATE:

So it's been awhile and I haven't been on Fanfic in a few months, nor have I written anything... Anyways now that it's summer and I have no life I want to get writing again, so if there is anything you want me to rewrite or even just a story idea I'd be happy to look it over, just PM me! Or even if you just want to talk, that's cool too!

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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip

You just have to research more about Greek mythology.

You act like you have ADHD and dyslexia.

You relate everything

You copy/paste this onto your profile

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Miranda

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Mirizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Rat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Leigh SeaMan

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): fremison

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue soda

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Dawn

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Miracle

12 Things To Do At Walart!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. -

5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

7. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

8. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. -

9. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

12. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost if u laghed!

PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

I'm The Kind of Girl...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, izabeth13, Eternal L0ve, QueenOfDarkness5

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!

I'm throwing a party, there will be a DJ... everyone is invited!

So everyone come, but first read the rest of this bulletin.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever!

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guests: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring: DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

...Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98% of Teens Won't Stand Up For GOD...

Repost this if you're one of the 2 who will...

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as Come to My Party!

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/FayeJackson

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

LiLi-GirlwithALOTofIdeas

I'mAnIdiotButWhoCares/Sam

Lilly Luna Chase/Lil (daughter of Apollo...Woot!)

AtlantaJacksonPercysLittleSis

Artemis6634 ( Artemis is my mommy yeah booooooiiiiiii! )

Amber Tate ( ATHENA!!!! Im an owl head! *laughs manically* *nearby people start backing away slowly*)

Demigod-girl43( Hermes watch your pockets hahah)

Favorite Daughter of Hades (As my name says it I am a daughter of Hades!!! YEAH!)

This made me laugh xD

lost your pen = no pen

no pen = no notes

no notes = no study

no study = fail

fail = no diploma

no diploma = no job

no job = no money

no money = no food

no food = you get skinny

you get skinny = ugly

ugly = no love

no love = no marriage

no marriage = no children

no children = alone

alone = depressed

depressed = sickness

sickness= DEATH!

PEOPLE DO NOT LOSE YOUR PENZ!!!

GRYFFINDOR:

[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] You get along with everyone.
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[ ] You love soccer.
[ ] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
[ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock.
[ ] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.
[x] Good grades at school. (Sorta)
[x] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/university.
TOTAL: 5

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[ ] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim.
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
[x] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight edged.
[x] You’re very emotional. (Even tho I don't show it)
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 7

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[ ] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[ ] Lying is sometimes okay.
[ ] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[x] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 7

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[ ] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 7

:D So my results are!

I have a three way tie!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.

Try it without looking at answers-

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Favorite Daughter Of Hades :)

10. Barack Obama

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
9. you get to wear a white lab coat (ooh la la)
10. you can access our stock of cool evil gadgets (aka a blender and toaster.)
11. you get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)
12. you get to wear creepy masks
13. key word: POWER you get lots of it
14. all of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. did i just say that out loud?
15. we get a vacation unlike the jedi's
16. we can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing(though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black)
17. we get to order our minons around
18. when no one is looking, we have funny faces contests
19. we love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it
20. sometimes, we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials
21. you get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you
22. The reason you joined

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite...