Little heads up... I am the most awkward embarrassing person that has ever been a placenta carry on my wayward son

Hello, my fellow fanfiction writers. I have a few things I would like you to know about me before you move on.

1. I have a unhealthy obsession with Tumblr and fictional characters, whether in TV shows or books. Especially books ( Augustus Waters ) *coughcoughwhat*

2. My favorite author is John Green.

3. I equally like Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Adventure Time.

4. I equally like Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, crabstickz, and KickthePJ.

5. Like fucks me in the ass everyday of my life but I try to keep a positive attitude to make everyone else's day better c:

6. If you yell at me ( or just use caps lock ) then I will freak out ( depending on context I will either cry with fear or jump up and down with excitement ).

7. I love music, Zebras, and Placentas. They are my favorite things.

8. I am very socially awkward and prefer being inside where I can't break my butt. i know of a place where you never get harmed. a magical place with magical charms. indoors... indoors... iiIINDOOOORS.

9. My secret wish is to be british ( I have a thing with their accents okay, don't judge me ).

10. Anyone who doesn't accept me the way I am... I hate with a fiery passion. Accept me or get the fuck out, bitch. Thanks :3

I really don't need you guys to read my stories to be happy, I post on here to keep them somewhere else but In my notebooks, but you can read my shitty stories if you like. But I swear to god if you fucking say anything unnecessary and act like a humongous douche-penis I will slit your throat.