Hi! I'm a writer, my writing has improved a lot since I've been away, I write most things now even smut.

Feminism Bitch

Me: *jumps from one gay ship to another* parkour

True Friendship

#1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bast#rd who made you sad.

#2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

#3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

#4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

#5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

#6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

#7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

#8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend"

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree