Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.

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For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. A new player joins Edward's D&D group, with sexy results. Lemon ExB

For Jaeyliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. A prisoner has been causing trouble and Officer Swan must punish him for his antics. Lemon ExB

It is Edward and Bella's first day teaching high school. What happens when every student is lusting after one or the other? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. BxE Lemon!

Edward's life gets crazy, when he goes to an all boys' music camp. He was sure he was straight, until he met Richard Swan. The odd little boy brings out a protective streak in him and something else. Re-written with no EDEN or Vampires. NOT SLASH!

Bella's a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward's a shy geeky guy living in the shadow of his loud, outgoing brother, Emmett. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written

Bella and Edward meet at a JFK terminal as they wait for a flight to Johannesburg. A series of unfortunate events leave Bella stranded without money or a passport and only a stranger's number. Bella reaches out to Edward and so it begins... summary inside

It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!

Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M

Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.

All Bella Swan wants to do is survive high school, but when you're a klutz extraordinaire, have the hots for the popular guy and there's a cheerleader out to destroy you, surviving high school may be harder than it seems. AH/Teen Fic

Bella was the dice being rolled between her parents until her mother won custody 3 years later she's a famous Victoria Secret Angel and she's back in Forks to finsh her Junior and Senior year and the Cullens are a little different

Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.

After getting pregnant & betrayed by her married lover, Bella goes into labor & meets sexy cab driver, Edward, & become really good friends. As they get closer, Bella wonders if Edward's the right man for her to love & be her daughter's daddy. 3-shot!

Edward the perpetual bachelor, was loving his single life until one day a child he didn't know he had, was left on his door step.Sexward is now being forced to be a stay at home dadward.Better summery inside! A/H, cannon pairing.

Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH

"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and they staring at me.I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...show it...show it...show it... I'm sexy and I know it! humor/romance with crazy thrown in between!

Worst Story Ever contest entry. Pure Crackfic. NM AU. "I suck at summeries. Please read!1 Bella & Alice go to Italy & they safe Edward. And then There's ORANGE!, U gotta read it! and review I LUVs reviewz."

"How old are you?" "Eighteen." "...I should go." "No. Don't do that." "Do what?" "Underestimate me. My age doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing. Doesn't mean I can't make you feel good..." Summer lovin'. LifeguardWard. Lemons. Continuation. HIATUS.

This was my contribution to Breath-of-twilight's Countdown to Valentine's Day 2012. Bella's not a big fan of Valentine's Day, but will an older man change that? Now full story.

What happens when Nerdward gets trapped in a bathroom with the girl of his fantasies, the sexy and rebellious Bella Swan? Edward's floppy disc may turn into a hard drive. One-Shot EXPANDED. AUH Rated M.

Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?

Two years after The June Cleaver Experience, Edward and Bella take on two new cases. Marriage and Children. Oh and there's also the fact that Edward has taken on the job of protecting a beautiful millionaire with a price on his head. 2nd in The BM Trilogy

I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M

Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?

Bella wants Edward to join her small advertisement firm. How far will she go? Smutty O/S for a friend

She's new to Forks and seriously lacks a brain filter. He's lived there his entire life and has never met anything like her. One night changes everything. Do opposites really attract, or are some things just never meant to be? AH; ExB; HS fic.

A young lad from Forks had never had sex, it was true. Then, he met a slightly older lass. So...they did it on the grass. And, man, that girl knew what to do! A one-shot featured in Breath-of-twilight's Countdown to Valentine's Day 2012 Risque VDay!

It's Christmas time, and Bella receives a mysterious package in the mail. She has no idea who the sender Edward Cullen is. They must track each other down over multiple digital platforms and in-person encounters to get to the bottom of the mix-up.

Bella is a crude girl with a bad attitude. Edward is a good little church boy that Bella lusts after. Will she be able to seduce him? M for language, lemons, and corruption of innocence. OOC *Winner of Best Rosalie at The Sunflower Awards

Picture inspired one shot turned short story. An early morning car wash could brighten anyones day, but can it change your future? Mature and crack fiction.

Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.

One Hundred Percent-Chapter six featured a passing comment about Edward and Bella showing up to the birth of Abby in formal wear and a Santa Claus suit, this is their night leading to that. Originally posted for the Christmas Wishes compilation.

Sequel to A Twilight Carol. Edward's New Years Resolution is convincing Bella to marry him. Bella's resolutions are to get Edward to change her and convince him that he has a soul. Who will succeed? Each chapter is going to be a month in a year.

When two very different students - Edward an overachiever & Bella a slacker - are forced to both work the Valentine's Day bake sale together, sparks will fly. What happens when things get hot & heavy in the storage closet? V-Day ONE SHOT! M- lang & lemon!

Edward hates February 14th. When Emmett drags him to an anti-Valentine's Day party, a blast from the past might just turn Edward's least favorite day of the year into the best night of his life… AH/ExB/fun,fluff/EPOV

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

Bella has been stalking his new gorgeous neighbor. But there's something about him and the black plastic bags he takes out in the middle of the day...One Shot.AU.OOC.Lemons.

It's his last chance at confessing his love before he goes to college, but will Edward get the girl? Rated M for weed and cussing like a sailor.

Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.

Rumours are spreading around Forks High School about the new janitor could he possibly be an ex-criminal?Does the saying "do not judge a book by its cover" apply this time?Bella is about to find out... AU, Canon BxE, one shot, *LEMONY*

Here Kitty Kitty. Hungover Edward and his dirty male mind get him and his "Amigo" into trouble. No Zombies, Hookers, Vegetables, or Farm Animals were hurt while writing. M for language, Adult situations. O/S

Bella Swan knows that her boyfriend, Edward, has been cheating on her with the school whore, Jessica. Usually shy, Bella decides to step up and teach Edward that maybe he should think before he cheats. AH based around title song by Carrie Underwood.

Bella lusts after one of her customers. Will she ever have him taste more than her cookies? AH; BxE. 100 word drabble. Drabble War Prompt: Chocolate.

When Bella needs help controlling the overgrown landscaping around Charlie's house, she hires some help. Edward Cullen arrives to give her just what she needed.

Whipped cream flavored vodka, Justin Bieber, skinny dipping & Birthday Sex! Spend 24 hours in the life of Edward Masen. While celebrating their dirty thirty, twins Edward and Jasper, and their bestie, Emmett, carve a path of destruction through the city.

Edward and Bella start out hot and heavy but Edward turns fickle. His past includes a crazy ex and her psycho new boyfriend. Lots of laughs included. My first attempt at FanFiction. Rated M. PS: Yes the football schedule isn't correct and the Spanish is sub par, but the basic story line is fun!

Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.

My brother, Emmett, saw the Craigslist ad, but I was the one who found the deal of a lifetime. A blank DVD case never looked so good, or, after meeting its owner, held so much promise before. AH, ExB

Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.

A story about growing up, finding friendships that last a lifetime,and finding yourself up love's creek without a paddle. AH Rated 'M' for language and sexual content.

Bella's brother Emmett has lots of friends, only one though that Bella sees as more than just a family friend. Bella/Edward OOC. M for lemons and language

Edward returns from Italy to find Jacob Black has become Bella's BFF and is interfering with their relationship. Jacob Black is never going to know what has hit him. AU Eclipse Satire. ExB

While Bella's asleep Edward finds her Journal. From reading her Journal he finds himself and a side of Bella he has never known, once titled "So many fantasies so little time". SET AFTER NEW MOON BEFORE ECLIPSE

Bella's thousands of miles away from the Irish Christmas she has always known; she shouldn't worry about this year being anything less than eventful though, as a surprise is waiting just outside her door. In festive underwear no less. O/S AH

Bella's had a rough day at work. All she wants to do is come home and spend some time with her sexy husband, Edward. Little does she know, she should've just read a book and gone to bed.

Bella talks in her sleep and Edward decides to wake her up to give her a little 'present'. This is my first proper fic and my first go at writing a lemon as well so i hope it's okay!

What happens when a hybrid-vamp throws a tantrum before the birth of his triplet calves from his hu-cow? Diapers, hu-cows, and... ExB, Rated M, OOC, CRACKFIC.

Sometimes the road to self discovery leads you into a path you never knew existed. Bella always thought she was happy, until she realized that there were other options out there. AH; BxE eventually.

Three boys. Three girls. Two peepholes. One big mis adventure. A Round Robin Collaboration. All human. Rated M.

Edward and Bella grew up down the street from each other in suburban Boston and have been dating since high school. They're finishing college and are beginning their lives together. Marriage, children...What could go wrong? All fluff. Prequel now posted!

What happens when you stumble across an old friend and the sparks fly, as well as the clothes. Written for Twilight Fanfic Advocacy 12 Days of Christmas

1st place WINNER of JaspersDestiny's Worst Story Ever Contest 2012! A journey through the Twilight Saga, a bleeding parody, a snark infested one-shot. Ride with danger as it follows Bella Swan's effed up tale. Crack fic.

Three days before Thanksgiving newly engaged Bella gets some surprises from her fiance Edward. What is his secret and will their relationship make it? And what happens on Thanksgiving day with his ganja loving brother meets her chief of Police Dad?

A retailing of Twilight NM a Bellar & Edgard love story at it greatest! Ass Crack-fic for JaspersDestiny The Worst Story Ever Contest 2012. Crack in it's purest form.

Edward has always admired Jack Frost. When he attends a holiday party dressed as his hero, he meets Bella who is pretty much his frozen wet dream. Humorous,lemony, and crazy.

Bella and Edward have been best friends for years. They've spent every summer together on the lake since they were babies, but this summer there's a change in the air. O/s Lemony

Bella has a gynecologist appointment at Dr. Cullen's Office. Do I need to say more? ONE SHOT. E/B lemonade! R&R.

Hoping for a night of 'romance,' Edward brings a little something home for Bella. Neither of them expected what follows. A one-shot written for Project Team Beta's Back to School Fundraiser.

After getting roped into attending Comic-Con by his boss, Edward is pleasantly surprised when Isabella is forced to man their company's booth with him. A geeky story about finding love in the most unexpected places.

What if Bella was a fanfic addict like us? This story is dedicated to the members of SMUTT.

"I HATE YOU!" i shouted at him as my brother helped me into his car. i forced my tears back and promised never to cry again. i never thought that they would once again fall for the person who broke my heart first.

My submission for Breath-Of-Twilight's Halloween portion of the Countdown to 2012 Countdown. Edward gets dragged to a Halloween party he refuses to enjoy... until a strange, crazy "Genie" makes him reconsider his opinion of the holiday. Lemon.

Bella Swan is hopelessly in love with her best friend Edward but he only sees her as 'one of the guys'. Or does he? "Then I hit third base with Edward. In front of his mom's cookies." ONE-SHOT. Laughs, lemons, fun...

It's Bella's birthday and with being a single mom, she'd rather stay at home with her son. But best friends Alice and Rose force her to go out for a night full of fun... And it may just turn out to be her best birthday ever.

Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.

Edward Cullen's trash is his neighbors' torture, and now his house is in violation of Chapter 36 of the Seattle Municipal Code. When Inspector Swan shows up to issue a citation, sparks will fly! ExB, AH

Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.

Em suggested I join Twitter to make professional contacts. Between new friends there, and the security of my diary, I may survive this move to New York./ Em said Twitter was a good place to blow off steam, but that's why I keep a journal. Bloody git.

Here is my fluffly little twist on the whole electrical charge that Edward and Bella feel. What if it really meant something else, something deeper? Would Edward be able to do what he needs to make sure Bella stays his forever? AU

Bella and Edward have a history - one Bella wishes to forget. Edward re-enters her life but isn't the same Edward. Will she be able to keep their relationship professional? All human. Cannon couples. Language and possible fun later. BPOV/EPOV only

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC

Bella is having an awful time trying to get home for New Years. However, all that is about to change as she garners attention from a fellow passenger who is about to change the course of her plans in more ways than one. A completed two-shot, for the holidays.

The Story of us Sequel. If you haven't read 'The Story of Us', please do so before you read this. What happens after HEA? Sixteen years later and with a house full of teenagers. This picks up after TSOU's epilogue. Multiple P.O.Vs

Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.

Bella has an amazing life as a teacher in paradise. She's doing all the things she loves: teaching, playing music, and Edward? Tattoos, and Choppers, and LEMONS! Oh, my! AH, OOC, LANGUAGE

Hollywood It Girl, Bella Swan, needs a vacation. Best friend/PA Alice convinces her to spend it in her hometown, but a reckless driver changes their plans. Will Bella get the rest she needs in the care of Alice's brother..or something much better? AH/AU

Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC

Edward is drawn to Bella in a way he has never been drawn to anyone. He is in love with her from the first moment he sees her, wanting her for his own. He chooses to woo her, hiding what he really is to be the man she deserves.

AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.

Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.

A twisted Twilight. An all vampire love story. She turned her face toward me, her black eyes pleading with mine. "I can't be saved. I've taken too much. I am no longer Bella. I have become something evil."

When Bella was 7 she moved away from everyone she knew. Now that she is 17 she is back in Forks and has changed completely. She left Phoenix with a bad ass reputation. Will her friends be what she expects? Usual couples. AH. Em&B sibs, EXA sibs, RXJ sibs

Bella has a secret, and when she meets 3 CIA agents on a rafting trip, they can't get her out of their head. Will they meet again? How will they all be saved? B/E EM/R J/A.

Is it possible to fall in love in five minutes? "He showed me what he was reading and, accidentally, I think he may have shown me his soul" BxE Written with Twanza AH

Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!

After a disastrous blind date, a issue with a chocolate cake & a annoyed Alice! The girls & guys start something with an out come none of them saw coming! featuring- sleep talking, pranking wars, water park fun & a Xmas never to be Forgotten. COMPLETE!

Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!

Edward, is a hot F.B.I. Agent who is immediately drawn to Bella, the Parole Officer, who happens to be a magnet for ridiculous situations. Rated M for bad words and lemons. AH/Canon pairings.

A botched rescue attempt leaves Bella knowing too much, and she ends up kidnapped for her own safety, because the odd boy she thinks of as her innocent captor has what everyone calls "episodes" around her. She's unable to go back to her old life, but given that her life wasn't that great anyway, will she find this a bad thing?

Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.

Bella volunteers to carry a baby for her sister Rosalie. See what happens through her whole pregnancy. Will Bella ever fall in love and with who? You can guess but what will it take and will she risk it for love. Bella and Edward AH/CP R&R please

Dr. Edward Cullen came to Port Jervis for a new career little did he know he would find the true love of his life, none other than coworker Bella Swan. What happens when you get everything you could ever want when you never asked for it? AH. Canon couples

Bella & Edward meet on holiday in Bali. They fall in love quickly but will families that hate each other and the real world allow their love to continue? AH M for language and lemons

Redo on the end of Eclipse and replacing BD; when Jacob kisses Bella in the woods after threatening to kill himself. Bella does not have any love for Jacob other than friendship. She embarks on her life with Edward. Canon/AU you decide. Rated M.

Chucks: 60 bucks...Hoodie: ehh, 30 bucks...The relationship of Ms. Sarcasm-Is-My-Middle-Goddamn Name Bella Swan and Mr. Arrogant-I-Can-Get-Whoever-I-Want Edward Cullen: friken Priceless.

An evil Volturi experiment, Werewolves and Vampires, Imprints, and our favorite clumsy girl. This will be a much different Twilight story...Summary is in the first page, so click it! I do not own Stephanie's characters as you all know. I hope you enjoy!

Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH

Alice, a successful Life Coach, has her work cut out for her with her two newest clients. Can she help ready them for the spotlight, as well as push them in the direction of each other? Will the cute lawyer she meets allow her to open up as well?AH/lemons

What happens when Bella transfer to the University of Washington and she meets a handsome coed, Edward? AU/AH I rated this story M for a reason, mature content and future lemons, Please don't read this if you shouldn't be!

Isabella Izzy Swan has worked hard to make it into NASCAR. Can she hold her own against the boys' club who want her out, none more than her teammate Cocky Edward Cullen? Rated M for Language, Eventual Adult Themes AH

Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...

New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.

Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.

Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.

It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV

Can you fall in love in 10 days? Can you drive someone to the edge of insanity in 10 days? Based on How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days. E/B, AU/AH, Canon pairings.

What do you do when you've literally told the entire world that you're in love with someone... and then you meet her? You convince her to love you back! *Lemons* AU/OOC/AH

Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E

Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**

Bellas life changes when she finds photos of her boyfriend, Jacob with another girl, she turns to Rosalie and her partying ways to help her get over him, however will the new boy in town help her forget him altogether. Enter the Cullens. AH

Bella and Edward are forced friends. Their parents are close, their friends are inseparable, but Bella and Edward hate each other. Will they ever get over the hate and realize that it may have been more than that all along?

Bella and Edward are forced friends. Their parents are close, their friends are inseparable, but Bella and Edward hate each other. Will they ever get over the hate and realize that it may have been more than that all along?

What happens when bad girl Bella is forced to attend church when her newly saved mother forces her to go? What happens when the handsome Youth Pastor, Edward, catches Bella's eye? She puts into effect Operation Seduce Mr. Innocent. Will Edward fall from

Bella moves in with her cousin Jasper and his group of college roommates. M for language

Bella has moved into Forks with her 2 brothers Emmett and Jasper. Meeting 3 skool preps cough Alice Rosalie and Edward cough can school take the shake? Can Bella?

Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.

After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R

Bella,Alice&Rosalie are Vampires who will do anything to save their beloved Forks from a bloody onslaught. Even if they have to carve-up or sex-up their enemies. The town has gone mad as heads roll and sides are chosen. AU! Canon couples.BxE etc. Lemonyum

Bella is unlucky in love and has been set up on one bad blind date after another by Alice and Rose. She finally agrees to one last blind date with Edward Cullen, but is this going to be the worst blind date yet? Rated M for language and lemons. AH, B/E

Being cruelly dumped is never fun, and Bella needs a fresh start. She moves to Forks, determined to keep the boys at arm's length. But Edward can be stubborn... AU/AH, some OOC, rated M for lemons and language.

What happens when the honeymoons over and you have to start dealing with life? Edward and Bella learn that being married isn't always easy and crazy MIL's dont just go away.

alice and bella are in a class together... they pass notes and here are their notes... the cullens might come in too... Written by me and my friend! HILARIOUS! READ and R & R! Warning Some Sexual Theme 14 and up

Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.

AH/AU Location: Seattle. Ingredients: a hot guy, lots and lots of cocktails, a comfortable bed and sex. Result: a baby. What will do Bella when she finds out she’s pregnant? Rated M, just in case.

Read this story...Trust me, you'll love it! Just read it, stop pissing me off, READ! Someone said my other summary sucked. How do you like these apples?.....Summary in first chapter.

Edward and Bella were friends in high school, but found love just before he went away to college. They haven't seen each other in 6 years. Will the lie she told him change everything when he finds out? Has years of struggle made a change in Bella? AH M

COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe

Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?

Desiderata is Latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness and biases get in the way of finding true love? Based upon Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice."

An awesome collaboration between XShear and kARLITALUNA. Based loosely on Bridget Jones's Diary. Sex and hiliarty ensue. AU/AH. Full Summary inside! :D

Edward over hears a very juicy secret regarding his younger sister, Alice. The plot to blackmail Alice in order to get closer to her best friend, Bella, forms in his mind, but doesn’t exactly pane out the way he wants it to. Rated: language & lemonade

A collaboration between xshear and kARLOTITA09. Based loosely on Bridget Jones's Diary. Sex and hilarity ensue. AU/AH.

Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon

Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!

AU, AH, spoof of the film Empire Records. A day in the life of Velvet Records as the gang battles shoplifters and threats of corporate buyouts, and torments the customers. Oh yes, and romance. Canon pairings apply; E/B focus. Meyer/Heikkinen own all

Edward Cullen's a lost boy until he meets a girl with a particular pair of brown eyes. Will she be able to save him? Or will he end up saving her?

Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17

Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.

Takes place where Eclipse left off. Includes the wedding, the lemon, the change, and after. Characters may become a little OOC but ill try not to. NOW DISCONTINUED

Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Rated M, and we're not kidding!AU/AH

And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!

A Crossover between Twilight and Bridget Jones's Diary. --- Bella is a 25 year old brit starts to write her own diary to tell the truth about her life and her relationship with men, her work, friends, and family.- some connections with Pride and Prejudice

Bella has been a naughty little schoolgirl. The principal decides he needs to punish her. But when he means 'punishment' he doesn't mean detention. R&R Please! ExB Now a series of smuty filled lemons :D

A fun little love story about the relationship between Bella and Edward. Bella and Edward try to pay each other back for all their teasing. Will they learn to just accept that love conquers all? Rated M to be safe. *Now Complete!*

What will happen when the Cullens go to an amusement park? Let's find out. Oh an Bella is a vampire and her power is invisibility. Rated for language

Edward moves to Forks with his parents and sister-Alice. He instantly gets on the wrong side of Bella during a debate in English over Romeo and Juliet which ends up in detention. They anoy each other as often as possible yet cant escape the attraction.

FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.

Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.

For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Bella's last few months as a human mean everything to Edward. Her health is his top priority, so it would only make sense that he took it into his own hands. ExB Sexy doctor smut.

On their way to Las Vegas, Edward and Bella have a little fun in the airplane bathroom. Includes a delicious rocker tee and jeans Edward. For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!

The way my husband proposed to me was something that could only happen once. And, well, it all started with a post-it. I suck at this summaries, its better than it sounds BxE Rated M For Adult Language

For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Governor Edward decides to talk politics and other things with fiesty Protestor Bella. Let's see how much work they get done. R&R please :D M for lemon!

Edward moves to a new town and meets the hottest girl on campus. Unfortunately for him, things aren't always the way they are supposed to be. AU, all human, and OC. Read and review please. Oneshot.

Sexy Edward Contest. Alice decides to have a murder mystery party with a western theme. AV slightly OOC. Lemons ***BD SPOILERS****

Semi AU and a little OOCness, but not much-Bella and the Cullens visit a club. Bella's changed, but Breaking Dawn didn't happen. 50 years later. Rated M because I'm too paranoid to call it a high T : For implied themes.

“I’ll be doing the nibbling from here on out,” Edward said in a deep, husky voice. The meadow is definitely a place you want to be right now!Poor Bella and Edward, all that sexual tension...Rated M for lemons and because this story is MARVELOUS.

She was a girl. He was a boy. Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk. He played football. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But Mike Newton threatened him. So he dumped her. They meet 5yrs later

AU. Almost all human. Edward Cullen and his family move to the rainy town of Forks from Chicago. What happens when he meets the incredibly beautiful and secretive Isabella Swan? I suck at summaries. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT.

Badass Edward had the looks, the attitude, the bike, everything, except Bella Swan, the one girl who treated him as if he never existed. Can Edward dazzle her? And change? Summary sucks. ALL HUMAN! Read and review please.

Almost a year after the transformation, Edward goes to the mall with Bella and Alice. Maybe shopping isn't too bad.

Let’s spice things up. Being reserved is never any fun. Bella gets distracted at the most inopportune moment so Edward remind her who she’s dealing with. Smutty, lemony goodness. BXE. R&R!

Edward catches Bella is a very compromising situation, which leads to a bit more than simple voyeurism. ExB Smut, Smut, Smut... but very fun smut.

How do Edward and the boys react when the ladies enter the club and their dancing isn't exactly innocent? Songfic.Rihanna-Don't stop the music

Bella decides that expressing her lust to Edward is the best way. What could this dirty, smutty filled song lead to? Smut. ExB. RxR Please and thank you :D

Bella and the Cullens go to a new arcade in Port-Angeles. Edward and Bella play DDR, but what happens when Edward can't control himself while watching Bella dance? ExB Smut.

Driving Bella crazy is the thing that makes eternity worth living. Edward/Bella, BD spoilers.

I refuse to let the scenes written in Breaking Dawn go unfinished! Each chapter is a one-shot ExB of every scene of their married life that wasn't finished correctly. Rated M for a reason, folks.

What starts off as an innocent chat between Bella and Edward, soon starts to heat up. Is Edward sexy enough? Will Bella survive the chat? Will Jacaob ever come back on? Will Alice find that rabb- oops, wrong story. Read and find out! Rated M to be safe.

Instead of feeling infuriated by Emmett's taunting, Bella feels...challenged? One-shot.

The title almost explains it all. EB one shot that takes place during Breaking Dawn. SPOILERS! Btw, it's a lemon ;

Bella asks Edward a question on their wedding night, and he explodes. Fluffy. OOC, set during and after Breaking Dawn. Second chapter by request!

Edward takes Bella hunting for deer, and they both realize they still have some things to learn about each other. Everyone wins, except the deer.

It was just a typical day in the Cullen household, filled with soap operas, aerobics, a perverted Emmett, a PMSing Jasper and our favorite sexing couple! Let the fun begin!

Emmett is Bella's Older bro. Jasper, Rosalie, and Edward are sibs and are new to Forks. What happens when Bella meets Jasper first, then he gets into Alice? Read to find out the plot. Summary sucks, but plz read! All Human, for now.

COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.

DISCONTINUED. Sorry.

Bella and Alice hang out after school, as the rest of the Cullen family 'hikes'. When Bella goes home, edward soon shows up...and things get steamy!lemon! please go easy on me! EDWARD AND BELLA!RxR

On one boring, rainy day, Edward shows Bella what makes rain so interesting. A CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRY! aka lemon R&R ;

Mr. Cullen, Mike Newton is here for an interview." I saw Bella eyes grew wide and she quickly ducked under my desk. "Mike is here! Edward how could you! Don't tell him I'm here!" She glared at me and I put a confused look on my face. ONE SHOT Lemon enjoy

Edward and Bella are married but finding privacy in the Cullen house is difficult. Lemony Fresh. Rated M for a reason. If you don't like, don't read.

Bella brings Edward to a Sex Emporium...What will they find? EdwardXBella Oneshot.

All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!

When Bella starts to reminisce about her childhood, Edward is hell bent on creating new memories. Fluffy and lemony, you'll never look at this famous structure the same way again.

I suck at summaries, but basically its all about Edward and Bella pre and post wedding. Everybody is involved in this story. LOTS of BXE some AXJ and EMXR.........rated m for future lemons

Bella and Edward one shot. Lemony goodness in the pool and under the moonlight. Graphic lemons! Reviews and requests are always welcome!

These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.

That damn blue, it gets Edward into a bit of a situation. This is meant to be completely out of character, it is meant to be sexy and for a good laugh. Edwards POV

Edward discovers the perfect way to curb Bella's reckless nature. BellaEdward. One-shot.

Edward plays the piano while Bella plays with something else. BellaEdward. One-shot.

After many years of marriage Edward brings up the subject of a threesome. One shot.