Nero Cenere is many things. Orphan, gutter-rat, thief and escape artist. But he has never been a familiar before. So when he finds himself becoming just that to the very kind of girl he stole from he knows is in way over his head. But that is where his other occupations come in. After all, when you're at the bottom the only way to go is up and Nero excels at climbing.

Kamijou Touma is a Huntsman. Or at least that's what he liked to think. In truth he never went to Huntsman school, he never forged his own signature weapon and he has never killed a Grimm. But he did have training and cheap homemade weapons and even his special ability. In the coming days he would need all of these things for the misfortune that awaits him.

Or The Importance of Safe Spellcasting. When Alex Mercer dropped the nuke out into the middle of the Atlantic he had fully suspected that he wouldn't be coming back. When Phinis Gestor started teaching the new students about conjuration he had never suspected that one of them would summon a pile of wet sludge. For better or worse, neither suspected right. Oneshot.