Adseculahide bio
Introduction: I'm in my twenties and a non-native English speaker. I both read and write fics, but it'll be a while before I upload anything. I primarily write for my own enjoyment and to pin down stubborn ideas that won't leave me alone. Hopefully you'll find something you like here too! Please feel welcome to leave reviews or to point out mistakes if they pertain to grammar, spelling or plot holes. Some things to confess: I am overly fond of villains and tend to write them too nice. I'm well aware of their character and I don't condone their actions, though. I generally avoid writing romance, but most pairings I pick tend to be highly odd or even despicable. I love focusing on character interactions and changes rather than on action or plot.Current stories: (none) Warning symbols for future stories: (odd pairing, to be mentioned case by case) #(AU or non-canon compliant) |
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A Taste of What You Paid For by ascxndent reviews
"You feel your child's every joy, and their pain. You watch their failings and you see your own. For that... I am sorry." Or, there is always a price to pay. Agent Kallus will soon learn this.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Agent Kallus, M. Tua
Lusankya by DarkJediJade reviews
The Lusankya has just been built, and in the aftermath of the Battle of Yavin she takes her first prisoners aboard. Jan Dodonna is among them, and Ysanne Isard is determined to turn him and other prisoners into sleeper agents and spies for the Empire.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Y. Isard/Iceheart, E. Palpatine
Distortion by DarkJediJade reviews
Padme's first vote as a member of the senate teaches her she has much to learn about galactic politics.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2014 - E. Palpatine, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Child Villain by glanmire reviews
Joffery Baratheon, King of Westeros, is universally loathed, and he deserves it. I mean sure, he's a thirteen year old kid from an abusive family, but he definitely deserves our contempt and not our pity, right? Right?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Cersei L., Eddard S./Ned, Robert B., Joffrey B. - Complete
Sandor Babysits by MasksandMirrors reviews
AU in which Sandor is forced to babysit Joffrey (aged 11), Sansa (aged 10) and Arya (aged 8). Chaos ensues.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Arya S., Sansa S., Sandor C., Joffrey B. - Complete
Cooking Lessons by DarkJediJade reviews
Tarkin discovers the Academy does not teach cooking skills and brings his concerns before the Emperor... cooking lessons from Tarkin, Mara Jade and the Emperor himself ensue for many of the top Imps such as Daala, Pestage, and Isard. Cracky fic suffice to say.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - E. Palpatine, Mara Jade
Darth Perniteus: Blackness of the Dark by Mister Buch reviews
The Sith are deadly, and they are patient. Centuries after the rise of the powerful Darth Bane and generations before the cunning Darth Sidious, somebody else has to tide things over and continue the line of secret dark masters with ridiculous names. That somebody is Darth Perniteus, and he will accomplish something, at some point, before the end of this story. Hopefully.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Darth Bane, Darth Plagueis - Complete
Downward Facing Sith by DarthObsydian reviews
"Yoda cleared his throat and retook his usual serene stance as he observed the scene before him. The Chancellor appeared to be on all fours, wearing nothing but a sleeveless red top and a pair of shiny, black 'booty' shorts." *What happens at the Chancellor's office, stays at the Chancellors office.*
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2012 - E. Palpatine, Padmé Amidala - Complete
King of the Beasts by DarthObsydian reviews
"He could hear his mother banging on the door, screaming as she did before. The scene would play again he knew; the night of the massacre. And he also knew that the scene would continue to play until he gained control. Until all doubts were erased. Until the Force returned to him his power. Then his training could begin anew. Then he could live again." -Following the events of ROTJ
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Plagueis - Complete
The Courtship of Padme Amidala by DarthRuinous reviews
She really should not have taken that last drink. A one-shot based off the story of Padme's old flame, Senator Rush Clovis. Read, enjoy, and review if you can!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - E. Palpatine, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Wounds Heal, But Scars Go Deep by DarthRuinous reviews
A Holonet reporter asks a few questions and brings up a few memories. One-shot that starts out light and gets dark. Warning: significant violence
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Plagueis - Complete
Deception in Starlight by Darth Lawyer reviews
He always enjoyed possessing beautiful things. A snapshot of the relationship between Chancellor Palpatine and Senator Amidala before the war, from his point of view. Creepy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2012 - [E. Palpatine, Padmé Amidala] Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4392 - Favs: 6,787 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Jocemum reviews
HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,583 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Walking Shadow by Ariadne AWS reviews
Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She wasn't expecting to find Severus Snape. PostHBP. WINNER, QuilltoParchment Round 2: Best Fanon Het. RUNNER UP, QtP Round 2: Trio Era & 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best HGSS, Best Original Character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 132,050 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Way of the Sith by Kynstar reviews
Slight Revenge of the Sith Spoiler - Dooku's last thoughts
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2005