dabossgandora
 Author has written 2 stories for Doctor Who, and Pokémon. oh hi you click on my fan fiction account or I signed in whichever it is hello everybody its dabossgandora here habits card games/thinking about story's in head and also video games I entered fan fiction on the 3/27/12 I entered fanfition for many reasons the big two are one I to practice writing stories second to get the stories of the characters stories left for everybody to see also to get them out of my head. things about me I am a little crazy. I am a follower of god. news iam writing a new story it will take a while but will be posted as soon as its done and looks good also if you have any ideas let me know. copy and pasties If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you love God with all your heart, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe in ghosts copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's un-cool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others Even when you can't see him, God is there. if you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe in angels, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you tend to talk to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile. [Iam a pro at this] If you're wierd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile! If someone has ever called you 'not normal' and you replied 'define normal,' Copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have at least one pet cat, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile[iam happy iam like this] I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you'd rather get hammered by chuck Norris than get hammered by alcohol, put this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven. Marth's story Why do they call me gay? I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war. Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful. I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back. But then, she was killed, her last word was my name. I cried until my eyes ran dry. My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me. She simply gave me her tiara and said to remeber her. And then she left me like Sheeda did. I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance. Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me. They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha". They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past. Did I do something wrong? Did I make them mad? If I did, I'm sorry. I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys. I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter. I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you. I'm sorry. Lucas' story Why do they call me a wuss? I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves. Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney. My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me. I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me. Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me. They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do. I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother. But now everyone calls me a wuss. They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth. They call me it because I don't want to fight. Was I being a bad person? Was there anything else I could do? If there was, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave. I'm sorry no one loved me. I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away. I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be. I'm sorry. Gamer4: Again, before I read this, I fell into the catagory of people who thought you were a wuss. When I read the story, I felt sorry about it. Roy's story Why do they call me a clone? I can't control what I do in a game. I'm not the one who wanted to have it be this way. I didn't want it like this! If I had it how I wanted, no one would be hurt! The planet would never have fighting! Peace would be the only thing to spread! And I could be who I want to! I wouldn't be forgotten. I wouldn't be a copy. I wouldn't be someone's puppet. When I was somewhat cared about, was I not good enough? When I was in a Super smash bros game, was I not doing my best? If I wasn't I'm sorry. I'm sorry I don't get a say in anything I do. I'm sorry I'm just a play-thing to you. I'm sorry I can't have one unique thing about me to please you. I'm sorry Meta knight's story Why do they call me cold? I used to open and friendly had a friend who treated me like a living being with feelings and a heart. His Name was Jerca, and he saw something in me. He cared about me and he felt like a brother to me. We were both in the army, and fought side by side. But then, when true danger struck across our homeland, he was captured and I was left to feel like I was the cause of his death. But then, he came back, and I was overly joyful. . .until I saw that our enemy had turned him into a monster. I couldn't stand to see him like this. I had to do the one thing that I swore I never wanted to do. In no time, my sword had gone through his chest. He gained some sense and while his heart pumped just a few more beats, he put something in my trembling glove. A locket, when I opened it, it was a picture of a baby. He breathed out that it was his son, his love for the baby was what set him free of the curse. Then he died. I didn't want that to ever happen to anyone I knew or cared about ever again. So I decided not to love anymore. I don't want to be left hurting like that again. Does that make me cold-hearted? Does that mean you think I'm being mean? If it does, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you didn't know that when no one's around, I cry like a baby, wishing someone would hold me. I'm sorry I was never shown not to feel this way. I'm sorry that you don't understand, and that you don't look at me like Jerca did. I'm sorry. Bowser's story Why? They call me evil. They say I’m an evil witchAnd they make fun of me because I was raised by one. Dark Magic makes me evil. I use my kids to kill my enemy. That makes me evil. They think I hate humanity. Truth is, it hurts It hurt that my parents died when I was a baby It hurts that the one I love loves someone else. It hurts that I was raised by a witch that kidnapped babies. That’s why I’m who I am. They call me an idiot, Because I can’t kill a plumber. They never stop to consider Maybe, just maybe, I don’t want to kill him. Peach loves Mario, and I love Peach. I can’t kill the happiness of the one I love. I only try to knock him out. Sometimes I lose it, and I do try to kill him. But can you really blame me? Samus's Story Why do people just play as me for my looks? Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl. And I forgive most of you. But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY. I love the stories you write. I'm just not that interested in guys. I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest". I want to be an example: No matter how much damage you take, You gotta keep on goin'. They also say that I'm a . I got news for you, I havn't had it easy. I was orphaned when I was 3. An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next. I was raised by the Chozo, but they died out too. Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes, excuse me if I burst out every now and then excuse me for being cautious with who I meet I try to be nice as best I can I'm sorry for how I look I'm sorry for how I might act I got news for you I didn't get so many choices... Peach's story Why do they call me stupid? I have the brains, I have been ruling my kingdom for years. You call me stupid and yet you don't know a lot about me I've been an orphaned child since I was a baby and yet I managed to lead my people. Does that make me stupid and ditzy without a care for anyone's feelings? I've been the only human in my kingdom for many years Being the only one makes you feel lonely. I'm not stupid enough to not know what feelings are. It's not my fault I was born with this hair colour and I like this dress. That's the way I am That's my identity I'm not some slut that goes for boys. I'm a princess and that's what I have been born to. I'm sorry I don't like violence and don't defend myself when Bowser attacks I'm sorry that I care for my people and I am willing to risk my freedom for them. I'm sorry that you hate me and think I'm stupid for falling for a plumber I'm sorry that I'm polite and friendly to everyone despite their natures I'm sorry Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile. Oh, and you have to C/P ALL of it. NOT just part of it! Either you agree that people are mean, or don't agree people are mean. Friends & Best Friends FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we really messed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile. 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? nope 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? nope 3) How many houses have you lived in? 7 4) Favorite candy bar? kitkat 5) Favorite shoes? dont have one 6) Have you ever tripped someone? yes 7) Least favorite school subject? advisoery 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? who is she? 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? in school yes out side that no 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind cardgames on motercycles 12) Favorite genre of music?
13) How many pets do you own? 2 14) What time were you born? between 10000000000 bc and 1000000000000 ad 15) Do you like beer? whats beer? 16) Ever made a prank phone call? yes 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? dont have a bad cd 18) Are you sarcastic? yes 19) Is anyone in your family famous? not that i know of 20) How many watches do you own? 1 21) Summer or winter? summer 23) Favorite color to wear? red maybe silver 24) Pepsi or Sprite sprite 25) What color is your cell phone? dont have one 26) Where is your second home? none 27) Have you ever slapped someone? no ive been slapped though 28) Have you ever had a cavity? many 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? none 30) How many video games do you own? the worlds mass would be small vs the almount of games i have 31) What was your first pet? a cat
not yet 33) Do looks matter? some times 34) Do you use chapstick? nope 35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. appels cookies fire 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? not in a millon years 37) Are you too forgiving? verys on the day 38) How many children do you want? 1-2 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? band shrits 40) Favorite breakfast meal? bacoon and eggs 41) Do you own a gun? not on the plant earth 42) Ever thought you were in love? nope 43) When was the last time you cried? whats crying 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? play on devpro 45) Olive Garden? La Panera? garden 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? once 47) Have you ever been in a castle? nope 48) Nicknames? attackforce,gandora,alien,bobby ,damario,norn 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? 50) Ever been to Kentucky? 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? yes bananas 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? in which way 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? my aunts nick name is aunty boo 55) Do you own a diamond ring? nope 56) Are you happy with your life right now? my alien or human one? 57) Do you dye your hair? why would i do that 58) Does anyone like you? in which way as a friend a ton as a girfriend reationship no 59) What year were you born? between 1-2014 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? waiting the solar eclipse while landing on plant earth 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? nope 62) McDonalds or Wendys? where the clostest gun 63) Do you like yourself? in what way 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? mom 65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender? i would say that but i find it bad saying that type of stuff on the internet 66) Are you afraid of the dark? can be 67) Have you ever eaten paste? yes its very good but unheathy and looks evan worse 68) Do you own a webcam? nope 69) Have you ever worn a stripped shirt? yes 70) Ever broke a bone? not yet 72) Do you chat on AIM often? if you mean alien online messing yes 73) Pringles or lays? lays 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? you have 75)rugrats or Doug? i guess rugrats 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? whos the boss 77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? i dont know her all to well 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? if someone did that i would smack them 79) Do you have a birth mark? yes but is in a place i dont talk about 80) Do you own a car? nope 81) Can you cook? very much so 82) 3 things that annoy you: 1) you 2) devil 3) anyone that says "i am perfect"or anything to say there perfect at something or someone 83) Do you text message often? no,dont have a cellphone 84) Money or love? what type of love? 85) Do you have any scars? does my alien body count? 86) What do you want more than anything right now? for you to stut up 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? idk does saw 5 count as a scary movie? 88) Relationships or one night stands? relationships 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? fruit 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? no 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? who and what is rocky? 92) Do you own a box of crayons? i did 94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? mom 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? you 96) Who was the last person that made you cry? the spaceship that hit my ufo.man they need to learn how to fly 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? in which way 98) Who was the last person that you fell for? no one 99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? blue eyes white boy on youtube 100) whats you favorite pokemon? eveee WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.' 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso. 7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.' 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.' 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?' 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!' 19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.' Fun things to do on an elevator: Try them today, kids! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22)WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there. THE MAN RULES It's simply hilarious. Oh, and I didn't write this, by the way. I have no idea who did. ALL OF THEM ARE NUMBERED ONE JUST BECAUSE. 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _" You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1. when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. Michael Jordan was a king. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. You collected those Beanie Babies. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls If you even know what an original walkman is. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . nough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! You remember Highlight's magazine. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob . . . Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. When gameboy was a brick. You did MASH to figure out your future Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. |
my dream (set up)
Gandora's life