MissMilky
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Joined 02-22-18, id: 10385076, Profile Updated: 02-23-18
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Ew this is awkward.

Hello I’m a BL fangirl that gets off reading series involving her ships.

HELLO

I AM A PERSON

You know that feeling where you’re in charge of something important, and you just completely blank out.

Like, when at the beginning of the school year they give you a piece of paper to fill out about yourself. I end up staring at each question for around 5 minutes before writing a single word.

I’m usually thinking:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY”

But you know, when in doubt, spam semicolons are words you don’t know the meaning of to seem mature.

So this is what my essays usually like:

Unquestionably, decreitly lying through your teeth is not an incapable act of self decripition. However, if you had understood the true meaning of an understatemented lie, then all would have simply been misused act of justice.

LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

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We Were There by scarylolita reviews
When Kyle books a flight to Hawaii, the last person he plans on travelling with is Eric Cartman, but that's exactly what happens. It's been eight years since they last met, but Kyle can already tell it's going to be a rocky ride and an even rockier landing. Fate has plans for these estranged friends, and so does Hawaii. Things are about to change. Slash, Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,919 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Victory by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Kyle is dating Bebe, Cartman lost his I-Pod and there is a big dance coming up. Cartman doesn't like any of those things. Kyman - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,176 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
There Is No Such Thing As Love At First Sight reviews
A collection of South Park short stories, in which I ship pretty much the very character in the series together. Rated T currently, will move up to an M once I start uploading "lemons".
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2018