Alex Vause is an English teacher who is gradually losing love for everything around her. When Piper Chapman is hired as her new colleague, Alex's life lights up. (I can't write these summaries without them sounding clichéd as s***, so here's the facts: slow burn, plenty of exposition. Sexual content coming up, some bad language. Prompts from Vausemaniac and Jamie Jay.)

AU. Alex runs a Burlesque bar and Piper happens to stumble on a show night. The usual suspects pop up to throw complications in the way of their immediate connection. Vauseman good times are on their way...which means a change in rating down the track. Long time reader, first time publisher. Gulp!

AU/ When the new neighbour, Alex Vause, moves in a few doors from Piper Chapman; the idealistic waitress who has lived a blissfully single life, sparks begin to fly and egos start to clash. It's a hate-love relationship that turns fiery right from the beginning.

Pipex/Vauseman fic that picks up immediately at the end of Season 4. I own none of it and this is all for fun. It is rated M because like I've said before: Have you seen this show?

Post S3 fic. Piper and Alex attempt to find the strength to put their lives back together after the last moments of S3. They are left scarred mentally, psychologically and physically, its up to them to heal and value each other and create a new life but it won't be easy.

Alex is the founder and lead guitarist of the all girl band, Solitary Confinement. When their lead singer unexpectedly quits, they need to find a replacement. Enter Piper, a talented, up and coming singer song writer. Will Alex find love where she leasts expects it? AU inspired by the Sara Bareillis song of the same name.