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So, uh, hi.

If you're here on this profile it means you either 1) know me personally; 2) I reviewed your story and you decided to check my profile out (which would be highly unlikely); or 3) you're some creepy stalker. GO AWAY YOU CREEPY STALKER.

I absolutely love anything that involves a story; whether it's a book or a TV series or a fanfic as long as it involves a story. I love writing too, but I'm not sure if I'll be posting any stories. We'll see.

I'm part of so many fandoms I don't even know where to begin. I support lots of pairings, too, including crack and slash.

So, yeah. I think that's all you really need to know.

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On We March by Fuzzball457 reviews
50 vignettes into the lives of Morgan and Reid. Mostly angst and h/c, but some fluff. Slash (nothing graphic) of the M/R kind.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,286 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 11/21/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,325 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Plane Talk by REIDFANATIC reviews
A series of one shots and drabbles of conversations between the members of the BAU team while on the plane. Mostly Reidcentric
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 41,095 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009 - S. Reid
Spencer Reid's Dilemma by orangekae11 reviews
Spencer fell in love with handsome Agent Derek Morgan but he can't tell him that. Derek's his best friend... That's a betrayal of trust. Penelope Garcia decides it is up to her to get her favorite boys together. Will she succeed? Will they stay together?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,729 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] - Complete
Independence by whimsical-one-ga reviews
The BAU goes undercover to Montana after another agent winds up dead and there is concern about a terrorist group. Now they're back and trying to sort things out as they figure out how to move forward back in their world. Hotch/JJ centric but the other team members are involved also. Finally complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,346 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Down by the Boat Dock by thecolorgrey reviews
Reid's in trouble. Morgan does the best friend thing. Will eventually be Morgan/Reid slash. You've been warned.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Drabble: MorganxReid, various prompts, less than T by freakingdork reviews
prompts include: heart (4x12 and 4x24), coming out, secret, honey moon, fluffy (7x16), rejection, first time, "why can't we," Clooney, first time kiss, blanket, paperwork, lemonade, more Clooney, and Alzheimer's Disease.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Bullet-Resistant by BoredInHighSchool reviews
In which Reid, not J.J., walks in on Garcia touching Morgan's body.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/15/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Lessons through Gingerbread by Pixie Altaira reviews
Sometimes everyone seems to forget Spencer Reid is more than meets the eye.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/5/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Can't Say a Word by wolfpawn reviews
AU - David Rossi goes to Emerson Sanatorium just outside DC to interview a schizophrenic patient Spencer Reid institutionalised after the brutal murder of his parents years ago and for which he's still is the main suspect. Upon meeting the young man, Rossi realises all is not what it seems. NOT SLASH COMPLETE
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,658 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
honeybee by sashlery reviews
The thing is, Spencer didn't mean for this to happen. The thing is, he's so glad that it did.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
My House, My Family by JustJasper reviews
When their child brings home a drawing from school, they're stunned. Part of the Come Daylight (mpreg) 'verse. One-shot. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/27/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Art of Addition by Pixie Altaira reviews
When Jack Hotchner's family vacation is threatened, can Spencer Reid manage to keep it together long enough for Jack to have the vacation he needs?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,099 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - S. Reid, Jack H.
Snow Angels by Mystery Hunter reviews
-For the Christmas Exchange on CCOAC- "Let it snow let it snow let it snow..." Spencer rested his hands on Derek's shoulders and looked over his own shoulder. "You're an angel," Derek told him. Spencer laughed quietly and smiled. "How about we go inside?" There was mistletoe in the kitchen when they got there. "Gosh your lips are delicious," Derek told him. "Mind if I move closer?"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Sacrifices by kalliopeia reviews
When Morgan is taken captive by a sadistic unsub, Reid surrenders himself in order to save Morgan's life, leaving the team frantic to find him
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/13/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Sperek The Collection by KittyBits reviews
All my Sperek oneshots collected and republished. The original stories will be taken down from my profile within a week. Includes My Life Is A Teenage Drama, Emotional Turmoil and brand new During Times of War. Rating varies from story to story. SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,040 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Night Out by torajune28 reviews
Derek wakes up in his bed...ah, wait. Yeah, nope, it's Spencer's.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/24/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Ten Moments by Evil Cosmic Triplets reviews
Ten moments shared by Reid and Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
It Began With A Storm by mywonderworld reviews
My take on how Morgan and Reid finally begin their "more than friends" relationship. The Tumblr blog "imagineyourotp" actually inspired this fic with one of their posts, so yay for them! FLUFF. This is only my second fanfic, ever. Be nice. :) EDIT: You guys should really go read part two to this fic: "It Ended With A Storm." :)
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Murder of Spencer Reid by gothina234 reviews
Reid cannot do anything but watch his team as a ghost as they struggle to accept the loss of a family member and as they struggle to find the man that murdered him. Reid wants justice but how can the team move on when the unsub is sending video after video of Reid's final and bloody night. Character death.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,165 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Five Times Morgan Could Have Kissed Reid and the One Time He Did by blueoleandar93 reviews
Hey, y'all. I love five and ones, so I decided to write one. The conversations in 3, 4, and 5 are all taken directly from the series, so I claim to own nothing but context for those chapters. Other than that, I feel that Morgan and Reid are so fucking canon that it takes someone just showing you the exact lines from the show to prove it. So, I did. Enjoy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,438 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Tootsie by Ren Kayashima reviews
When Derek Morgan notices some rather suspicious behavior on Spencer Reid's part, he takes it upon himself to find out just what it is that Spencer doesn't want anyone to know about. What happens when he finds the answer to be rather unexpected. Morgan/Reid Friendship. One-Shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
A Balanced Equation by PwnedByPineapple reviews
They fit neatly into his life, factors that produce a whole, and it disproves the collective societal misconception that one must have intimate partnership and sex in order to be satisfied. Team fic from an asexual!Reid's POV and introspective character study.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Smile, Spencer Reid by Muse2488 reviews
Nightmares are plauging a certain young genius and he just can't seem to shake them. Luckily, SSA Derek Morgan is there to help him see the light; with a little help from a technical analyst.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/29/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
When the rain falls by Duffy Supernova reviews
OS - Not far away from Las Vegas the rain falls. It's a sad day and it's burned for ever in his memory.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Pleasure Trips by dragondreamingsprout reviews
Hotch easily recalled Rossi saying once that their jet rarely made pleasure trips and after doing his job for so many years he could attest to the truth in that. Very, very rarely did these curved walls see anything positive. It made these moments more special. Short and fluffy, slight pre-slash Reid/Morgan, Hotch's POV.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Powerless by Bren Gail reviews
It never mattered to her illness what her I.Q. was or the amount of prestige her name once brought in the intelligence community. Mental illness strikes where it will and it scares Spencer Reid, because even super hero geniuses are powerless. Reid/Diana. Reid/Morgan. Two Shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Thriller! by gothina234 reviews
Reid dancing to thriller. Morgan and a camera. The team discovers that Reid does indeed have some moves. For LaRieNGuBleR. One shot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Philosophising by dragondreamingsprout reviews
Reid/Morgan, friendship/pre-slash, what do you do when your philosophy assignment's due? "You could come to mine." Reid looked at Morgan as if he'd spoken a different language. One of the few he didn't know.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Hold On by Eternal Soldier reviews
When Reid is captured and left for dead by an UnSub, he didn't want the team to find him so broken. But they're what helps him hold on. Drabble. Reid/Morgan preslash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/20/2012 - S. Reid
Morgan and Reid Shorts by legaldramafan reviews
Approx. 8 ficlets all starring Morgan and Reid. Most leave their teammates wondering 'are they or aren't they? Morgan/Reid SLASH. Most are lighthearted.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/18/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
He Who Knows by JoanIncarnate reviews
"You mean to tell me that Reid knows?" "Everyone and their mothers know! We know, Garcia knows, even Rossi knows. Morgan isn't exactly hiding it well." Hotchner, Prentiss, and JJ gossip about boys, love, and being awkward. Just a regular day at the BAU.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/18/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Drabbles: Morgan & Reid by hot4booth reviews
Each drabble is 500 words or less. Some of them will have other team members in them, but the central characters will always be about Morgan and Reid. Slash - Disclaimer: I own nothing! New - #9 - This story is based on spoilers and fan speculations for 8x06.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Follow the Map to My Heart by lilijuliet reviews
CM 7th Kink Meme fill. Prompt details inside.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/15/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Being a hero by me and Mr. Jones reviews
A bad feeling for Reid turns into a nightmare for Morgan. Established S/D. No smut. Please R&R My first CM fic. COMPLETED!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,574 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Sex Life Dispute by Palmer Blu reviews
Drabble. Word Count: 496...Reid and Morgan get into it over the genius's sex life. What happens when Morgan and Reid find the situation reversed?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
It's the Little Things by Avirra reviews
Hotch's office is in a little disarray, but can two people come to two very different conclusions from looking over the scene? Written for Challenge #25 - The Mix & Match Challenge. This one marks my 100th story on the FanFiction site.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
A List of Nicknames That Derek Uses on Me by Incy Little Spider reviews
Why was this list made: general boredom. Can't do anything because of the knee. Feeling mushy and sentimental. Also I can now quote every one of Derek's DVD's, books, magazines and CD's by heart. MorganxReid fluff.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Losing A Bet by cr8zymommy reviews
Spencer and Morgan argue in the car - but what is it they're actually arguing about? Poor Emily and JJ are stuck listening and they're not sure they want to find out. SLASH One-shot. Written at three am so pardon my corny humor. This is meant to be silly
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/20/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Not Quite Russian Roulette by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Oneshot: less than 1000-word super short story. "Jennifer Jareau, you are never going to guess who I found on chat roulette last night." Crack-fic inspired by real life events. Rated T for strong language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2012 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Coffee by locationpigfarts reviews
Coffee and love are best when they are hot - German proverb. A fluffy M/R oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Surprise in the Jealousy by hot4booth reviews
The women enter the BAU men in a silent auction for a date in order to raise money for a charity. When Morgan discovers that Reid is dating someone, he is surprised to discover he is jealous. Slash. Changed rating to M just to be safe. COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,375 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Christmas Vacation by cr8zymommy reviews
Part 2 in my M/R series-Follows Undercover. It's Christmas at Morgan and Reid's house, but vacation doesn't always go the way you plan!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,029 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Screw The Deadline by AhmoseInarus reviews
Written for the Pinch Hit Challenge on CCOAC - David Rossi is trying to help the team on a case... but his book agent, Lehigh Albertson, thinks that other things deserve his attention. Rossi can only take her skewed priorities for so long... T for language
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2012 - D. Rossi - Complete
Double Up by mywonderworld reviews
While on a case, the team is forced to bunk together in a cottage. Everyone has a roommate...everyone but Reid that is. Morgan/Reid slash. A little change in story from 5x21 - Exit Wounds. FLUFF. My first fanfic. Toward the end, when Garcia is "thinking", I accidently left a line out of italics. You'll probably notice it, but it IS her thoughts. :
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/2/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Ours by lostinspacexx3 reviews
Derek comes home after a long night and finds Spencer doing something unexpected. Light Slash, Fluff. Short One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/26/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Undercover by cr8zymommy reviews
The two men go undercover as a couple at a college campus to draw out a killer. But can Reid keep his secret from his best friend? Not just his feelings, but something bigger than that. SLASH, read warning on chapter one. Part 1 of M/R series
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,052 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Past and Present by cr8zymommy reviews
This is a short, crappy one-shot with a hooker!reid prompt. Written at 3am lol not meant to be serious. :
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/13/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
One Look by cr8zymommy reviews
A one-shot from Spencer's perspective as a craving hits him. A family moment from his view. Yes, there is mention of M/R slash in there. I can't think of a good summary, sorry, lol.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Wake Up Call by cr8zymommy reviews
One-shot M/R SLASH Funny little thing I wrote where Spencer gets a wake up call one morning when he's late for work and the team hears a little more than they're supposed to.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 170 - Published: 5/22/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Why Won't You? by freakingdork reviews
"There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out." Reid swore Morgan had feelings for him, but a simple statement has him doubting. Starts at "Exit Wounds" and is current up through "Lauren." WIP. On indefinite hiatus.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,722 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Hair Emergency by cr8zymommy reviews
This is a silly one-shot I wrote for a friend - not meant to be taken seriously! Garcia has a hair emergency and needs help. Who does she seek out? Reid, of course!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/12/2012 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
Ballroom Dancing by cr8zymommy reviews
A short fic for fun of Spencer teaching the others to waltz
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/1/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Like A Pro by SauvignonFierce reviews
Reid and Morgan break it to the team they've been seeing each other, and accidentally slip another tidbit of information in.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Venom by JustJasper reviews
William Reid finds out about Spencer's relationship with Hotch and disapproves of it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/16/2012 - S. Reid, William R. - Complete
Games by SauvignonFierce reviews
After a case, the team heads to a bar where some infuriating, frustrating and intriguing games are played and feelings and revealed. Morgan/Reid, light Prentiss/JJ.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
A Sinner's Fate by nebula2 reviews
Spencer Reid struggles for his life as he clings to the hope of his team finding him, while his team rush to rescue him from the hands of Tobias Hankle. An alternate ending to the episode of "Revelations".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/13/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
A Phone Call by ChocolateDivineDiva reviews
Takes place during 5.03 'Reckoner'. Reid's injury kept him from accompanying the team to Long Island. Morgan knew he missed him terribly. Just a little bit of fluff.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/10/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Out Of The Mouth by everything-is-eninalus reviews
When an unsub has killed far too many, Reid and Morgan have to go undercover. But Reid isn't looking forward to getting up close and personal with this man who he has feelings for... Especially not when the whole team has them under surveillance.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,942 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Clooney's Adventure by hot4booth reviews
One-shot: Reid gets a little more than he bargained for when he attempts to play a prank on Morgan using his dog Clooney to do the dirty work.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Down Side of Up by freakingdork reviews
Sometimes, things are more complex than they seem on the surface. Written for the angst bingo: wealth and poverty. Oneshot. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Holding Tight by Jeggers reviews
Tragic news leaves Reid unraveling right before a case review. Derek is fast on his heels when the genius flees the scene. Read as friendship or more. Minor character death. Beware the feels! Oneshot - Now a Twoshot. JEG
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid, Diana R. - Complete
The Family by cr8zymommy reviews
Just a little two shot about Seaver's view of the way the family works in the BAU
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/1/2012 - A. Seaver - Complete
Murphy's Law by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Derek Morgan does not trust happiness. So when Spencer Reid finally becomes his, he knows something bad is coming. He just doesn't know how bad until he hears the news; Carl Buford is out, and wants revenge. Slash, rape. Sequel to "He Could Have Said No".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
The Cracks by One day I'll be a dinosaur reviews
Short angsty piece for BxM about Reid and Morgan during Emily's death.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Life with a pretty boy by 898700 reviews
This is in the same universe as my "Life as a pretty boy" fic, where Reid is an undercover CIA agent posing as a male supermodel. These are snippets from before and after Reid meets each member of the BAU.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,130 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Helping Hand by Eternal Soldier reviews
When Reid still can't decide whether or not to go to Rossi's for dinner, and still needs to deal with the thoughts running around his head, it's Derek Morgan who steps up to help him begin to move on. Reid/Morgan slash, tags for '7x02' Proof.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/5/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Exception to the Rule by BlueSunflower reviews
Coda to 7x15 "A Thin Line". Reid reminds Morgan of a thing or two.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/28/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Patience of Dr Reid by Buridanical State reviews
Spencer loses his patience, and Derek loses Spencer.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2012 - D. Morgan - Complete
Five times Reid is a badass, and one time he isn't by 898700 reviews
What the title says. Set in my "Undercover Pretty Boy" AU, where Reid is an undercover CIA agent posing as a male supermodel, before moving to the FBI. I suggest you to read the other two fics first, otherwise some parts of this might not make sense.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Drabble: Love Illuminated by freakingdork reviews
"you'll be alright, no one can hurt us now, come morning light, you and i'll be safe and sound" - written for the cmpromptmeme round 4
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
500 Days Of Spencer by Greg'sgirl5 reviews
Some people are just meant for each other. But the journey to a happy ending is much more important than the destination, as we all know. Things sometimes dont go as planned, but other times they do. And that's life. Slash, for those who didnt know.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,219 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Imperfect by KittyBits reviews
AU. Suddenly everything Derek knew wasn't true any more and his entire world centered around a guitar player eight years younger than him. A man. Trying to achieve success and keep cool showed to be surprisingly hard. Companion piece to Perfect. SLASH M/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Perfect by KittyBits reviews
AU. Spencer played lead guitar in a famous American rock band, he really ought to be happy, right? But no, Spencer despaired everyday as he watched perfection treat him like the best friend he wished he weren't. Companion piece to Imperfect. SLASH M/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Anything Can Happen In Vegas by nebula2 reviews
When Spencer Reid's high school reunion comes up, only Morgan can convince him to go. Reid knows he's going to end up regretting going or will he? Warning: Will eventually be Morgan/Reid slash so if you don't like don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,761 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Whistle by Faceless Charmer reviews
Reid had been angry when Morgan put that whistle around his neck all those years ago. But now, laying bloody and bruised in the middle of the dark woods, he couldn't have been more thankful for one.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/30/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Clark Kent by Greg'sgirl5 reviews
"If you had told Spencer Reid that he was Superman six years ago, he would have looked at you as if you had gone insane." A look back, but also based off the end of 7x01, so there's spoilers. Rated T to be safe.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Cookies and Kisses by MelloJason reviews
The beginning of an amazing Christmas break to be shared between to very special people.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Hero Worship by Rayne McKenna reviews
"Oh wow Reid, I didn't know androgynous looking dudes did it for ya. It's the whole slide of hand thing huh." Morgan grinned. This is SLASH. Rated 'T' for more adult themes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/8/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Job by Indigo-Night-Wisp reviews
A story of friendship, loyalty, unsolicited adoption, Kevlar, and ponytails.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/6/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
I Raise My White Flag by planetofmars reviews
Morgan has the perfect life, a wife who's there for him and a son who loves him, but is it really what he wants?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,139 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Oh, How Things Have Changed by Eternal Soldier reviews
JJ tells Prentiss exactly how things have changed at the BAU while she was gone. Reid/Morgan slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Nature Vs Nurture by nebula2 reviews
*Spoiler Alert* A tag for the episode "From Childhood's Hour". The case in St. Louis brings up internal questions for Reid. Can Morgan help him sort them out? One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Silences by DZHoneyBee reviews
Spencer can't sleep and finds a coping mechanism. M/R Established Relationship. One-Shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Actions Speak Louder by allthingsanonymous reviews
Morgan is distracted at work, Reid's glasses are to blame
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/28/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Fix by DarkNightMistress reviews
Reid replaces one addiction with another. Morgan swears that this time he won't stand idly by. Morgan/Reid pre-slash. Warning: Self-harm.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,046 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Consequences of Lies by nebula2 reviews
When events unfold that allow Emily Prentiss to come back, she, Hotch, and JJ must face the consequences of the lies told. Not all the team is going to accept it well. My take on the Emily coming back storyline - not cannon.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Eternal Changes by nebula2 reviews
"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,279 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Strategy by Laurensdy reviews
Morgan gives Reid some sparring advice.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Wired Over the Thoughts I've Dialed by planetofmars reviews
They made mistakes, it happened.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
See You Again by Eternal Soldier reviews
He wasn't meant to be there long. He hadn't meant to even catch a glimpse of the BAU. But once he did, he couldn't help think about what they meant to him, and he couldn't look away. Brief Reid/Morgan slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Jackpot by CodeREDBazooka reviews
Reid is loose in a casino. What could possibly go wrong?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/13/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Life as a pretty boy by 898700 reviews
Even Morgan, who doesn't pay attention to male supermodels, knows who Matt Gray is. He has never understood the appeal, the kid is as thin as a twig and looks kind of sickly.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/2/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Reid Effect: Reversed by Ren Kayashima reviews
All he wanted to do was eat his meal in peace, instead he get's interrupted by an eight-year-old and her strange question. TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - S. Reid
Resident Bad Ass by Rayne McKenna reviews
A man's reputation is what other people think of him, his character is what he really is. Rated 'T' for foul language and subject matter.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/19/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Blizzard by AhmoseInarus reviews
A one shot to tide you over! - While out on a case, the team decides that they need a treat on the way back to the hotel. The lady taking orders at Dairy Queen drive-through finds them very entertaining. T for language... I think?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
Pretext by MistressNerd reviews
Morgan/Reid microfictions.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
2 AM by ShooBeans reviews
Morgan has trouble sleeping. Morgan/Reid Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
BAU Elfland by purplerayz reviews
Of all the things he could have possibly expected when he came into work today, this was... well, this wasn't even on the list. - Written for the-vampire-act's holiday contest.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Preschoolers by youdude reviews
It's official- the team is a bunch of preschoolers. Pure fluff.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
Elevator Revelations by MissdaVinci77 reviews
The BAU team gets stuck in an elevator overnight, so Morgan decides to play a little game of Truth or Dare! This will be fun... Slightly Reid centric if you squint
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Busted by Rayne McKenna reviews
The sequel to 'What's Up Doc'. What happens the following Monday. Yes, you have to read 'What's Up Doc' to understand this one.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/11/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
What's Up Doc? by Rayne McKenna reviews
After an awkward moment on a case, Morgan tries to talk to Reid when the relentless teasing from the team goes too far. If you enjoy this one I wrote a sequel to it called 'Busted'
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/4/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Logic by purplerayz reviews
The team gets stuck in an elevator, and Reid tries not to fall apart in front of them as a bad memory comes up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/30/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Eternal Hope of Youth by nebula2 reviews
Set after the hostage scene of the episode L.D.S.K., this story deals with Hotch's thoughts following the incident. A "missing scene" one-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/25/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Russian Roulette by they'recomingtotakemeaway reviews
Spencer has a thing for Russian Roulette. He plays it the same way he does everything else in life -alone.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Codex of a Killer by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
At four-thirty in the afternoon on Monday 24th August a letter arrived at the BAU... 20qfp-cofp...20qfp...20qfp...aoos... 02/08/10 - NOW COMPLETE! OH MY God... it's finished...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,234 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
From The Shadows by Batboys of Baker Street reviews
Women are turning up dead in the DC area and Reid realizes he has a stalker. Are the two things connected?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Behavioral Analysis K9 Unit by AhmoseInarus reviews
Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it's Garcia's dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! H/R Fluff
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/19/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] P. Garcia - Complete
To Be Alone With You by love will not hurt reviews
Spencer Reid keeps a lot of secrets. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
A Nerd Thing by tfm reviews
Sometimes their conversations aren’t exactly work related. Because really, what do zombies have to do with profiling? Reid, Prentiss, Morgan, Garcia - gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/5/2009 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Desert Desert by Amiable Loner reviews
Morgan finds one of the few ways to completely irritate Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/8/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
A New Form of Torture by withtheemoglasses reviews
Hahaha. I had to endure this yesterday, so Reid has to endure it today, the title syas it all.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2008 - S. Reid - Complete