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Hi! okay this is suppose to be a bio right? lets see... Name: Call me whatever you want Age: Somewhere between zero and dead Gender: Thats a good question... Okay I know I already gave way to much info (note the sarcasm) but... I haven't written any stories yet but I want to -_-" I have a bunch of story ideas but I have yet to write any... yeaaaah. If you see I have written something then I finally did it!! ... finally!!! Also chances are this part needs to be updated too cuz if I write a story why would my bio say I have yet to =_=" K byeeeeee I'm in AO3 under the same name. Still havent writen anything. Its been year get yourself together. The girl you just called fat?...She's overdosing on pills. The girl you just called ugly?...She spends hours putting makeup on, hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped?.. He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?...He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mom is dying. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. By the time you finish reading this you realize you have wasted 5 seconds of your life. This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is five cat. This is seconds cat. Now, go back and read the third word of every sentence. If you think that Sasuke from "Naruto" completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken/Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you figured out who Naruto's parents were on the first episode, copy this on your profile. Oh my god, a spider! Hi, little spider! Come here. I wanna pet you. WITH A BRICK! Good, nice, dead spider. :) Your friend, Your good friend and Your Bestie are in jail next to you. Friend: You did a bad thing. Good friend: My parents will bail us out. Bestie: You should have ran faster! Some people think I have a couple screws loose, too bad I lost the screw driver a LONG time ago! 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D Have you ever noticed that lol looks like a person drowning? _lol_ If you think your mother in law is evil, think about this:If you unscramble the words "Mother In Law" you get "Woman Hitler." Enough said. Have you ever started laughing at something in your head, then laugh even harder because you did it with a bunch of people in the room and now they think your crazy? I have. Friends will run away from the cops with you, good friends will laugh when you both get caught, and best friends will bail you out and say "lets do it again!" :D I am going to buy a straight-jacket, have someone put it on me, then run through a store screaming the "penguins are coming, the penguins are coming!" :P I suggest you follow at your own risk. I fall up stairs, walk into walls, and trip over nothing...all without realizing whats happening until its over. I've always wanted my last words to be.."Ooh what does this button do?!" If a cow laughs, will milk come out its nose? These are the questions that haunt me... I love walking into a store and pressing one of the children's toys and immediately walking away when it goes off! Dare ya to text someone and say,"Hey I accidentally erased your number can you text me back so I have it?" Hand sanitizer (noun) - A burning liquid that makes you aware of all the small cuts on your hands. When I die, I want my grave marker to say "Is chillin' with Jesus" If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween? I'm going to wait till five people are in the elevator and put my hands together and say in my evillest voice "You are probably wondering why I gathered you here." When you have a bruise 5% of the people wouldn't know how they got it 5% wouldn't know they had it, but I'm in the 90% who would poke it to see how much it hurt. I know I'm in my own little world but it's okay, they know me here =D Why is it that no matter how many times you open the fridge, there is still nothing there to eat? Bubble wrap...addicting people since 1957 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now! She put three small pale-purple seeds into my hand and three into Jonah's 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you ca 0n. What's there? My pillow 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? assassination classroom 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 12:47 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 12:27 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The song centuries 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? coming back from a restaurant 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Elvira Rayne's profile 9. What are you wearing? Marvel shirt and jeans 10. Did you dream last night? can't remember 11. When did you last laugh? tucking my sister in (my BIG sister... yep) 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? light switches, some pictures, awards, a white board, an empty picture frame, and a quote from the bible. 13. Seen anything weird lately? not lately (besides me in general) 14. What do you think of this quiz? pretty cool 15. What is the last film you saw? legally blond? 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? give some to charity and save some for collage... and buy bubble tea 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: any real information about me... I have a cat 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd get rid of problems. You can choose how to interpret that. 19. Do you like to dance? so so 20. Obama: I support Obama but that's my opinion. You are allowed to support him or hate his guts but don't try to say my OPINION is wrong or hate me because of what I believe. no hate. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Mai 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Gabriell (yes 2 l's) 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yes, I'd love to 24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates? Pray to go to heaven Pein/Pain - Nagato I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc. (x) - I have a piercing/s. ()-My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn. ()-My eyes are grey/gray. (x)- My closest friend is a girl. (x) - I'm a very secretive person. (x) - I like it when it rains. [Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4] Konan ()-Most of my friends are guys. (x) - Origami RULES! ()-I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects. () - I love flowers! ()-Your closest friend is a guy. (x)-I don't like having my photo taken. ()-I don't like water. Swimming etc. [Konan Score: 2] Itachi Uchiha () - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot. () - Many people find me attractive. (x) - I'm quiet and very mature for my age. (When I want to be) () - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight. (x) - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool. (x)-I'm the top of my class. Intelligence. (x)-My natural hair colour is black. [Itachi Uchiha Score: 4] Kisame Hoshigaki (x) - Sharks are AWESOME! (x) -I like gore :3 (x) - I dislike my own appearance. (x) - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery. (x) - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. () -I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender. (x) - I like water sports. [Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 6] Sasori (x) - I look young for my age. (x) - Puppets are fascinating... () -I'm very impatient. (x) - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno. () -My Grandma annoys me. () -I'm the smallest of my friends. () -Loud noises/people annoy me [Sasori Score: 3] Deidara () - I'm an artist. (x) - I like and appreciate art. () -My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde. () -I have blue eyes. () - I'm the youngest in my group of friends. () - I hate Tobi. () - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me. [Deidara Score: 1] Kakuzu (x)- I'm a saver, not a spender. () -My eyes are either green or hazel. () - I have had stitches. () - I hate Hidan. (x) - Younger people tend to tick me off () -I am the oldest in my group of friends. (x) - My skin is dark or tanned. [Kakuzu Score: 3] Hidan (x) -I have a cussing/swearing problem. () -I hate Kakuzu. () -I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list. (x) - I am religious. (x) - I am very strong-willed. () - I have cut myself on purpose before. (x) - I'm very prone to accidents. [Hidan Score: 4] Zetsu (x) - I have a split personality. Two sides. (x) -Nature is AWESOME! (x) - I'm usually alone. (x) - I don't mind the company of others. (x) - I don't have many friends. (x) - Tobi is not that bad. I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man! [Zetsu Score: 6] Tobi (x) - I'm always hyperactive. (x) - I have a particular person who I like to pester. () - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone. () -I LOVE the color orange. () - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic. TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D () -I look older than I really am. [Tobi Score: 3] Orochimaru () -I'm attracted to younger people. () -I have a very pale skin colour. (x) -Snakes are awesome! () -I love/like Sasuke Uchiha () - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME! (x) -I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals. (x) - People think I'm twisted or insane. [Orochimaru score: 3] I am Kisame Hoshigaki and Zetsu... hmmm Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school. He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack. Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye. I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry! When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother! Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Copy and Paste This In Your Profile: If you're a Fullmetal fan copy and paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile If you can spout a random character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, or on air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile. 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Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, True Colours, Owltalon, Elvira Rayne., lllanimepandalll If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read the 7th harry potter book and Severus Snape is now on your favorite characters list, copy and paste this to you profile. If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.: RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, alansquill, True Colours, Owltalon, Elvira Rayne., lllanimepandalll If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, True Colours, Owltalon, Elvira Rayne., lllanimpandalll 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, scarilyobsessed, teeny-weeny-munchkin, True Colours, Owltalon, Elvira Rayne., lllanimepandalll If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it) Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)Rainstorm007 (It’s just a tiny, little, big problem, gosh!) mysterys (sadly, mysterys is guilty), Adderstar(actually it was a half a flight of stairs, but it was humiliating enough. And painful...), alansquill (guilty as charged... how I do it, I have no idea) True Colours (I blame it on the floor-length brown skirts we wear to school), Owltalon, Elvira Rayne., lllanimepandalll If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile. If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List:Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Silver Eternity, Colorful-Crap, Elvira Rayne, lllanimepandalll 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (I'm not If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Silver Eternity, Colorful-Crap, Elvira Rayne, lllanimepandalll Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird/strange and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!(I'm odd and proud! I'm weird and happy, I'm strange but unique! Different is good and I'm damn proud of who I am! If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others. If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile. If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile. If you copy and paste things that you have already copy and pasted to your profile before, copy and paste this to your profile. Girls are like I am a Yaoi fan girl and proud of it! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Female come backs: (sorry for the bold and not bold) RULES ARE YOU? 1. Perfect? no LAST: 1. Friend you saw: Madison FAVORITES: 1. Number: 5 EIGHT EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? no ABOUT YOU: 2. Nick names? no 8. Hair color? Brown. 9. Long or short? LONG 13. Righty or lefty? Righty FIRSTS: 1. First best friend? ? CURRENTLY: 1. Eating? no 5. Plans for today? ? WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? 1. Shorter or taller? medium HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Drank bubbles? no DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 1. Miracles? Yes 1. Have you ever been asked out? 2. Where did you get your default picture? 3. What's your middle name? 4. Your current relationship status? 5. Does your crush like you back? 6. What is your current mood? 7. What color of underwear are you wearing? 8. What color shirt are you wearing? 9. Missing something? 10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? my grades 11. If you must be an animal for one day, what? Kitty! :D 12. Ever had a near death experience? 13. Something you do a lot? 14. The song you got stuck in your head right now 15. Who did you copy and paste this from? 16. Name someone with the same birthday as you 17. When was the last time you cried? 18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? 19. If you could have one super power what would it be? 20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 21. What do you usually order from starbucks? 22. What's your biggest secret? 23. Favorite color? 24. Do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows? 26. What are you? 27. Do you speak any other language? 28. What's your favorite smell? 29. Describe your life in one word what would it be? EXTRA: Describe your MIND in one word what would it be? Abyss 31. Have you ever kissed in the rain? 32. What are you thinking about right now? 33. What should you be doing? 34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? 35. How often do you talk to God? 36. Do you like working in the yard? 37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? 38. Do you act differently around the person you like? 39. What is your natural hair color? 40. Who was the last person to make you cry? You are obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist... If you find yourself interested in chemistry. If you find that you are better at science because of the things you have read in FMA and its fanfictions. If you wish your favorite character was real and you plan out your relationship with him/her down to the last detail. If you have read or watched the entire series at least 3 times each. If you own the entire series so far, disks and books alike. If you have found the easter eggs on the first anime series' disks. If you were incredibly sad when you read or watched the endings simply because there wasn't any more after it. If you have made an original character for FMA and try your best to be like him/her. If you have ever cosplayed as an FMA character. If you have read 500 or more FMA fanfictions. If you have looked at 500 or more FMA fanart pieces. If you spend time writing FMA fanfictions. If you spend time drawing FMA fanart. If you feel the need to put something FMA related in your schoolwork. If you have repeatedly annoyed people by recommending the series to them several times. If you mess up words and say something FMA related on accident. If you subconsciously draw transmutation circles on random pieces of paper. If your pen name is something FMA related. If you constantly change the subjects of conversations to FMA. If you fan about various topics from FMA nonstop. If you connect every waking thought to something from FMA. If you have random FMA fanfiction ideas every day, and plan to write them later. If you constantly wonder "What would (insert favorite character here) do if he/she were here in this situation?" If you stay up late every night to read FMA or FMA fanfictions. If you hear songs and make connections from the lyrics to FMA. If your icon has something to do with FMA. If your desktop has something to do with FMA. If you found this site by looking for FMA fanfictions. If you see people with looks similar to any character from FMA and wish that they could perfect the look. If you doodle anything FMA related on your schoolwork, homework, or anything else important. If you really want to own FMA merchandise, and think anyone that does own some is amazing. If you think of at least one "what if" statement for the FMA world every day. If you know the FMA opening and closing themes by heart and can sing them flawlessly. If you are actually taking the time to read this list, and are planning to make one like it. You might be a Pokemon fan if: You own stuffed Pokemon You own a Pokeball You own old Pokemon Cards You've cosplayed/considered cosplaying a Pokemon You have a Pokemon hat (like Pikachu) Whenever you see the mouse mask on Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, you think of Pikachu You like making Pokemon noises: 'Pika!' You draw Pokemon You wish that you were in the Pokemon world You get upset that they replace Brock and Misty You're not used to Ash's hat being different, or his clothes You have the Pokemon Theme Song as a ringtone You sing the Pokemon Theme Song often You take quizzes to decide what Pokemon you are You own some of the Gameboy Advanced Pokemon Games: 'Ruby' 'Sapphire' 'Fire Red' 'Leaf Green' 'Platinum' 'Mystery Dungeon' etc At times, you wish you were a Pokemon For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Stereotypes. They're stupid and they don't define who you are; YOU define who you are. Put THAT in your purse and clink it! FactsOfLife Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL! Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian and Bi friends, please re-post this into your profile: This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire. You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have often called you insane. Total: 3 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a good swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. You are very generous. Total: 9 .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild. You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. You prefer to have a strict set of rules. Total: 8 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. Total: 9 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. You don't talk much You are atheist. You don't mind watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. Total: 9 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. Total: 6 (\_(\ If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own two feet, copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnouxious preppy people, copy this into your profile. If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her. put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? HAVE YOU EVER Kissed a girl?: Yes My Mom Kissed a guy?: Yes My Dad Stole?: If I did I don't remember Licked a doornob?: No Ate something disgusting?: Yep Got drunk?: Nope Smoked?: No Stripped for someone?: WTF No!! Beat anyone up?: When sparring Got a tatoo?: Nope Had kids?:NOOO Bitch slapped someone you hate?: -Ish Rebelled in public?: Maybe... Admitted your love to the person you love?: Don't love anyone Gossiped with the poshes?: No Dated someone for longer than a month?: Nope! Dated a complete loser?: No Made a life changing mistake?: I dunno Mad black man walks into a café one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black,when I go in the sun I'm black, hen I'm cold I'm black, when I die I'll be black. But you sir... When you're born you're pink, when you grow up you're white, when you're sick, you're green, when you go in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you turn purple. And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. -If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile -If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. -If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. -If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. -If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. -Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile -If you use exclamation marks just because they make you sound all hyper and they're 'pretty' copy and paste this to your profile. -If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.(I could do this for days!!) -If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! -If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile -If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. -Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. -If you think America is AWESOME, copy and paste this on your profile. Have you ever tried to hit the back space button and accidentally hit the equal sign? It's so annoying! If you've ever wished you could go into a book or videogame and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing Man: I bet your face has turned a few heads. Woman: I bet yours has turned a few stomachs. Man: I'm not staring at your breasts, I'm staring at your heart. Woman: And I'm not staring at your heart, I'm staring at your breasts. If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a geek and love it, copy this onto your profile. If you like chocolate, copy this onto your profile. They hurt her 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name- you’ll find this to be true If you don’t repost this saying They hurt her then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you’ll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill YOU. FAIL!! David Gregory(born August 24, 1970 - still living) is an american television journalist, and moderator of NBC NEWS, Sunday morning talk show Meet the Press. Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog,Greendayluvr93, samantha james13301, its meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,toriorangeflower, Morning-Star57, lllanimepandalll When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed "No, Daddy Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty. Put this on your profile if it touched your heart. 1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9.Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock(I WAS FIVE DDXX) 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 35.Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37.Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole . 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.(all the time) 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jamb 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth Work vs Prison IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON... you get three meals a day. AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK... they are called managers. So why is it, again, that we work? YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture (Unless I'm buying music or art supplies) Sad movies suck. You own/ed somesort of gaming device. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice(I don't go to my folks for advice) You own like a trillion baseball caps You like going to high school football games You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth Sleep with your socks on at night Total= 12 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss You love to shop You wear eyeliner You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice You consider cheerleading a sport You hate wearing the color black You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(If I'm the one doing it that is...) You like wearing jewelry Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars You were/are in gymnastics/dance It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. Smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as a little kid Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it Like being the star of every thing Total= 0 I'm a girl... WTF I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.T he boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to."It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! Ialso wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart post this on your profile if you are still 5 inside... no matter how old you are My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, my daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up; all day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car; My daddy is back from Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name Sarah I am but three, Tonight my daddy murdered me Child Abuse: MAKE IT STOP! Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile! XD Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile! XD Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile! XD Quotes... "Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth." Ancient Proverb. --Actually, guns do kill people. --Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow. --Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. --You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder! --Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that? --I'm not suffering from insanity... I'm enjoying every minute of it! --We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction. --They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill too many people. --Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. --Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. --I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment? --Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong. --I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence! --Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? --Never knock on Death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it. --Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. --Some people are like slinkies: good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs. --It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. --It's not PMS...it's you. --Normal people worry me. --And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution. --There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. --Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. --I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now. --I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it. --I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads. --I don't need your attitude, I have my own. --I'm not mean, you're just a sissy. --You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. --Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!" --Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid. --I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. --Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. --That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast! --Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car. --There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. --My Reality Check bounced. --On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. --I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. --Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. --Eagles may soar, but wolves don't get sucked up into jet engines. --I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice. --Would you like a cookie? So would I. --"Pardon me while I find a container for my joy." Debbie of the Wild Thornberrys --"Of course, you realize this means war." Bugs Bunny --"You can't make people love you, but you can stalk them until they give in." Scoop by Rene Gutteridge --A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. --The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. --Slinky Escalator = Endless fun --Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random. --I ran with scissors, and lived! --If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. --A day without sunshine is like... Night. --Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. --"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat." Unknown --Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. --The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them. --Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. --One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. --It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. --Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. --Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them." I say "If you can't beat them, beat them," because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise! --"If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun." Unknown --"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed." --Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. --It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? --There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... --Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot. --Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you. --Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. --STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. --Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. --He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot. --Work now, make others work later. --I read somewhere that speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. --Men think one of three things at any given time: I want a sandwich, I want a woman, or I want a woman who can make me a sandwich. --Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. --There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose. (Which I have done. It was awkward.) --"What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window." Burton Rascoe --"The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes." Agatha Christie --I'm not fluent in stupid so speak slowly to me. --What are those football players doing on the band's field? --"The road to Hell is paved with adverbs." Stephen King --"It is impossible to discourage the real writers- they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write." Sinclair Lewis --"Loafing is the most productive part of a writer's life." James Norman Hall --"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." E.L. Doctorow --"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" Ernest Gaines --"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex; they should draw the line at goats." Elton John --"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16's going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"" John Stewart --"People fear death even more than pain. It’s strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over." Jim Morrison Boy: *cheery* I baked you a pie!! Dad: Oh boy, what flavor? Boy: *serious* PIE FLAVOR *Epic music* Man 1: Okay so all you have to do is yell yatzee really loud. Man 2: Okay, alright, you'll do it too? Man 1: Yeah and you all so have to flap your hands like this *flaps hands like wings* Man 2: Alright, you're doing it too? Man 1: Oh, yeah 1... 2... 3! Man 2: *flaps hands and yells* YATZEE!!!!! Man 1: Gay Man 2: YOU SUCK!!!! Boy 1: *mutters* Stupid, stupid, stupid... Girl: What's wrong with him? Boy 2: Maybe he's in looovvveee Girl: Who would fall in love with- Boy 2: Maybe he needs a hug! Boy 1: I don't want a hug! Boy 2: Give me a hug, Boy 1 Boy 1: NO! Boy 2: *hugs* Hugging! Boy 1: *pushes boy 2 away* I'LL WOUND YOU!!! REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile and your own reason to JOIN THE DARK SIDE!) 1. We have milk and cookies(that we stole from heaven) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. The chocolate chip cookies 9. Well, we just rock. You know we do. 10. We accept anyone, even if you're insane! (Like me!) 11. SCREW COOKIES!!!!! THE DARK SIDE HAS YAOI!!!!! TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! :D TEACHER: Mark, why do you always get so dirty? MARK: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie . . . Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right . . . 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIE: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No sir, it's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. xP You know you live in the year 2000 when . . . 1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a Facebook. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the T.V. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends . . . 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. XP Please read this: This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Ezlyluved96 (aka Renae), MyNameIsLambo, Crystal Prime, VectorPrime155, AnswerTheCall, GoldGuardian2418, Shadowclanwarrior, Morning-Star57, lllanimepandalll Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all Stupid: Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did.So throw off the Bowlines. Sail away from the safe Harbor. Catch the wind in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain 7 Ways to Scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon 55 things to do in elevators! 1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Put this on your Put this on your Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, Dragoon321, Ranpuryu, Inazuma Kanji, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Gingitsune Raposo, lllanimepandalll 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile. First of all: WHY DO YOU THINK THAT SAKURA AND KUSHINA ARE ALIKE! Sakura cried when kids made fun of her. Kushina beat them. Sakura was good at school. Kushina wasn't. Sakura was fawning for Sasuke at the beginning. Kushina thought that Minato was girly. Naruto got Kushina's personality. Does Sakura have the same personality as Naruto? NO. Now let's compare Kushina with another girl... Who was kidnapped by Kumo? Kushina and Hinata. Who aspires to be more like Naruto, who is practically a male Kushina? Hinata. Kushina loves Naruto? YES. Hinata loves Naruto? YES. Who would give her life for Naruto? Hinata and Kushina already did. Who vows to never give up his/her word? Naruto and Hinata and because we know that Kushina is like Naruto, her too. All of these facts are taken directly from the manga nobody can deny them. "Tradition is the illusion of permanence." -- Woody Allen "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." -- Groucho Marx "No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be." -- Isaac Asimov "... you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."-- Lord Vetinari, in Terry Pratchett's "Guards! Guards!" "If violence wasn't your last resort, then you failed to resort to enough of it." -- Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary "New ideas pass through three periods: 1) It can't be done. 2) It probably can be done, but it's not worth doing. 3) I knew it was a good idea all along!" -- Arthur C. Clarke "The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination."-- Albert Einstein "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" -- Albert Einstein "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." -- Bertrand Russell "Many a man will have the courage to die gallantly, but will not have the courage to say, or even to think, that the cause for which he is asked to die is an unworthy one." -- Bertrand Russell "One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny." -- Bertrand Russell "The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry." -- Richard Dawkins "The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference." -- Richard Dawkins "The police officer who puts their life on the line with no superpowers, no X-Ray vision, no super-strength, no ability to fly, and above all no invulnerability to bullets, reveals far greater virtue than Superman — who is only a mere superhero." -- Eliezer Yudkowsky "If I'm teaching deep things, then I view it as important to make people feel like they're learning deep things, because otherwise, they will still have a hole in their mind for "deep truths" that needs filling, and they will go off and fill their heads with complete nonsense that has been written in a more satisfying style." -- Eliezer Yudkowsky If life gives you lemons... Squeeze them in somebody's eyes and run like heck.- kid at my school A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you. 10 Reasons Gay Marriage is wrong! If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. We've got an educational system that's in the shitter, we've got a war going on, there's on thing after another, and what did our President think was important? Queers. That's what's important! That somehow, if we could stop the gays from getting married, everything else would turn out just fine! Everything would change - there'd be solar energy! The Sunni's and the Shiite's would lay down their arms: "He stopped the Queers! I love you too." I believe that the reason that it's difficult for the gay community to be integrated into this society at large, the way they should be, is because there are no champions for them in Congress or in the White House. And that is the way that every group of people has basically been integrated into society. That's the way it works. Instead, you have people like Rick Santorum, a senator from Pennsylvania, who says things that he should think and...shut his fucking mouth. You can go ahead and think it, that's fine, but you don't say aloud that homosexuality is a threat to the American family. Because that's prejudice. That's complete and utter prejudice and ignorance, on a level that is staggering at this point in time. It's very similar to the prejudice that the Jews faced when it was thought that during the first night of Passover that we would go into the Christian community and kidnap the firstborn of Christian families and kill it! And that, for those of you who don't realize, is bullshit! We would've kidnapped the child and made him work for us, and that's a big difference. Homosexuality is a threat to the American family, are you kidding me? How? No one ever explains it. How? It's like there's a Jehovah's Witnesses of Gaydom! "Hi, we're here and we're Queer, we're here and we're Queer!" "I brought swatches, I brought swatches!" But maybe I'm wrong! Maybe there are a group of Gay Banditos! Who get into a van everyday and wander from village to dell. And as night begins to fall, they go back into a suburban neighborhood, to that cul de sac, where only one house stands. And in the window, a young American family is just sitting down for their first meal. And these Queers...theseQueers...don their black cloaks and hoods and matching pumps - very tasteful - and they charcoal up their faces and they sneak up to that house and open the door and start: FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!! And another American family is destroyed! Lewis Black, Red White & Screwed Performance Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. Normal is just a setting on your dryer. Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head. I have no preference. I hate everyone equally. I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep. Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. He was so narrow-minded that he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones. "Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain. Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. "The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others." "If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them." The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before. You are unique just like everybody else "I'm gonna be over here, brooding, silently." Well, not all of us can come and go by bubble. They're just shoes - let it go! Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? Let the little girl go, and that poor little dog...Dodo. Glinda: Elphie...You mustn't blame yourself. It's dreadful, it is, to have a house fall on you, but accidents do happen. There's a goat on the lamb, sir. Elphaba: So you lied to them? Galinda: What's in this punch? Well, what could he have gotten me? I clash with everything. We've got men, we've got rockets, we've got Saran Wrap; fix it! God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" Well behaved women rarely make history. "Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid." If you're against gay marriage, don't marry someone of the same sex. “SHE IS THE FANGED SERPENT. SHE SEES WISHES IN YOUR BRAIN.” The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.” "I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'" "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." "Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?" “One of the mermaids is a closet-pervert and will try to molest my soul!” “How about this? The chances are better for Snape to suddenly declare his open armed support for inter-house unity by standing in the middle of a busy hallway and shouting ‘HOUSE UNITY HUG SANDWICH! SLYTHERIN MEAT!’ at which point Sirius and Remus could come up and warmly cuddle him in their arms simultaneously to which he would reply ‘I’m warm and toasty like pastrami caressed with wonder bread.’” “Whatever my grievances, Headmaster,” She said in a dead-on impression of Dumbledore. “I am sure I can address them best by pinning you to the outer wall of your castle and skinning you alive. Knife?” She asked in the exact same tone Dumbledore had used and opened her cloak to reveal lines and lines of glittering weapons. "What are you even going to do with six kids for a month?" Sam said. "We could summon Death, point to Voldemort and say 'that one'." VICTORY FOR NOW Finally get home, Strip yourself bare, Turn on the shower head, Enter with care. Body in pain, Feeling a bit queasy, Huffing a sigh, The day wasn’t easy. Feeling like crap, Watching the gore, Ooze from your body, And fall to the floor. Watching, enraptured, As it goes down the drain, You’ve won the battle, You lived through the pain. Congrats on your victory, You’ve beat me again, Enjoy your celebration, Until next month my ‘friend’. -Love, Your period. By Watermelonsmellinfellon. :) Meaning of color and your birthday!! Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.(I cheated and my wish did'nt come true TT.TT)adeadlyrose Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday I didn't agree with the first 4 but after that I did. Number 5 broke my heart because I thought of my sister. We fight alot but we're there for each other and we both know we love each other. It was sweet. Words of wisdom... Never assume that the worst has come, You'll leave yourself open, and more could be done, Press on through your trials, and you will see, That life's not as bad as it could be.:)-H.M.L. "Some say, that the glass is half empty. Others say, that it's half full. I say, shut up and be grateful that there's something in there for you to drink."-T.M.W. Letter from a cat Dearest Human, I am not a toy, I am not a mannequin, I am not one for your silly amusement. I am not a poodle. You may not shear me like a sheep, dye my fur a wacky color, or whatever else it is you do to my beautiful coat and mane that causes you great aesthetic pleasure. Yes, I may be as ferocious as a lion, but that does not mean I wish to resemble one. Please take heed of this warning, or I will be peeing in your sock drawer, and will stand post outside of your door singing the song of my people at 5 AM. Every morning. Sincerely, Your feline. (Now please feed me). CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...Cat (this is exactly why cats are better then dogs) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If your obsessed with anime and you know it, copy this and put in on your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you open the microwave door before the counter hits zero(to avoid the beeping), copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. IIf you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile. "In a Kakashi kind of way"-xXHaneliXx from He had no idea "What ever can go wrong, will go wrong. And at the worse possible moment" "Congratulations, you fail at life" "Sticks and stones might break my bones...but a 50 foot fall will kill y'all" "Every piece of paper has two sides...unless you use a magic marker. Then you're screwed" "You're a good friend. But if a horde of zombies is chasing us, I'm tripping you" "I use to have super powers but then my therapist took the away" "I'm not late. I'm just early for tomorrow" "You're only young once. But you can be immature for the rest of your life" "As long as it's fun, no one really cares what happens" "I'm the kind of person who can laugh at a joke 3 times. Once when I hear it. Once when it's explained to me...and 5 minutes later when I get it.." I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I WATCH ANIME, so I MUST be a freak I'm BLACK, so I must be LOUD and PICK FIGHTS I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. "Luck has a particular habit of favoring those who don't depend on it."-Anon Akatsuki Pledge: I promise to remember Kisame, whenever I catch some fish, I promise to remember Itachi, whenever I make a pure-hearted wish. I promise to remember Sasori, whenever I think of true beauty, I promise to remember Deidara, whenever I start talking alittle kooky. I promise to remember Kakuzu, whenever I'm alittle low on cash, I promise to remember Hidan, whenever I act too brash. I promise to remember Tobi, whenever I see a good boy, I promise to remember Zetsu, whenever I play with my food like a toy. I promise to remember Sasuke, whenever I lose my mind entirely, I promise to remember Orochimaru, whenever I plan diabolicly. I promise to remember Pain, whenever I hope for peace, I promise to remember Konan, whenever I put a childs mind at ease. I promise to remember Akatsuki, everywhere I go, I promise to remember Naruto, cuz' all the other 'tards know. Copy and Paste if you love the Akatsuki! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile 99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the sky scraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% that would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" Copy and paste this to your profile if you haven't died yet. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mommy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mommy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mommy I wanted to live But mommy I must go now The time is getting late Mommy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mommy I always have I know you know it's true Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) 8 reasons the dark side rules REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough cough*! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you're addicted to pocky, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?' I know I'm insane... It keeps me from going crazy. (It does!) I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing, in dead silence... because of something that happened yesterday. (Happens many times) Laugh and the world laughs with you, When arguing with an idiot just make sure they're not doing the same thing! (hehe why no one argues with me) I ran into my ex the other day... Put it in reverse and hit him again. (I have and I'll do it again [not literally]) When life gives you Lemons... Make Apple Juice then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did. (This is fun) You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you're all the same! (That I do) Never argue with an idiot... they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experiance (Being an idiot... This is how I win my arguments) Do one brave thing to day... Then run like hell! (Good advise) The heart wants what the heart wants... But when he's an ass... The friend wants a shot gun. (I have been the friend many many times) Drink up while you can... cause sooner or later you'll be legal. (made this up because it's true) I keep missing my ex... But my aim’s improving. (I've never missed) I laugh because I have no idea what's going on. (Too true) Life sucks... So be a dick and get somethin' out of it! (Again made up because it's true) If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. ('V') Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come to the dark side What makes life 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. If: is represented as: then: H A R D W O R K K N O W L E D G E but: A T T I T U D E and: So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, And look how far this will take you... A S S K I S S I N G Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :) I have yet to watch the entire Naruto series (I'M SORRY) so I don't know the personality of all the characters, but this was too good to pass up. Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions! 1. Minato 2. Itachi 3. Gaara 4. Neji 5. Rock lee 6. Sai 7. Shikamaru 8. Kabuto 9. Kyuubi no Kitsune 10. Naruto 11. Sasuke 12. Kakashi 1) Have you ever read a Six(Sai)/Eleven(Sasuke) fanfic before? Not many... I've read some where Sasuke was cheating on Naruto with Sai 2) Do you think Four (Neji) is hot? How hot? I mean... I guess he would be considered hot... 3) What would happen if Twelve (Kakashi) got Eight (Kabuto) pregnant? No... No... 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Kyuubi no Kitsune) Not any were he is the main character. 5) Would Two(Itachi) and Six(Sai) make a good couple? NO... maybe... depends how it's presented... nothing is impossible? 6) Five/Nine (Rock lee/Kyuubi no Kitsune) or Five/Ten (Rock lee/Naruto) The second I saw FIVE (Lee) I immediately felt sorry for the poor sap... (Unless It's Gaara or maybe Neji...) I'd have to go with Lee/Naruto. Kyuubi would probably kill Lee before the relationship develops -_-' 7) What would happen if Seven(Shikamaru ) walked in on Two(Itachi) and Twelve(Kakashi) having sex? X3 He would probably be like "Troublesome... you'r too loud so I can't sleep" then walk away leaving Kakashi and Itach to stare. 8) Make up a summary of a Three(Gaara)/Ten(Naruto) Fanfic. Easy... almost any Gaara/Naruto fanfic out there. No but seriously it could be like Naruto was going out with Sasuke but Sasuke cheated on his with Sakura (original I know.) Then Naruto goes out with Shikamaru but he cheats on him with Choji... basically he's cheated on a lot by the rookie 9. Those are the important ones cuz Sasuke and Sakura are both his teammates while Shikamaru and Choji where good friends with him in the academy. All the other bonds get severed pretty much when basically almost all the 9 rookies cheat. (Team 9 wouldn't cheat btw.) Finally Naruto goes out with Kakashi but he cheats on him with Iruka. Thats the last straw and he cracks. He is sent to sand by Tsunade cuz she sees he need a break. Gaara invites him over with open arms and slowly falls in love with Naruto. Naruto thinks of him as a brother but due to time and awkward circumstances that come with living with another person they fall in love. They deepen there relationship and when Naruto has to go back he comes home and becomes close friends with team 9. Tenten is like a sister to him while Lee is a brother (It took time to get used to him.) Neji is also like a brother and when he finds out Naruto's relationship with Gaara, becomes protective until Gaara comes to visit the leaf not long after Naruto comes back, and he sees how happy Naruto is. He probably still threatens Gaara with castration if he hurts Naruto (Neji would have deep respect for Naruto for saving him from hate in the chunin exams.) In the end he has friends from team 9 and a boyfriend from Gaara. He also has siblings in Kankuro and Temari. GOSH that took a long time... anyone is free to use this plot but give credit. 9) Is there any such thing as a One(Minato)/Eight(Kabuto) fluff? NO... Just... Just... NO... 10) Suggest a title for a Seven(Shikamaru)/Twelve(Kakashi) Hurt/Comfort fic. Geniuses aren't always smart 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four(Neji) to de-flower One(Minato) Uhhh... Drunken one night stand? Neji doesn't remember it and Minato couldn't look in Hiashi's eyes for a year. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Gaara) het? I don't think so but idk 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven(Sasuke) Probably 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Itachi)/Four(Neji)/Five(Rock lee) If they do... I'm not sure we should be friends... Who would mix Lee with Itachi? 15) What might Ten(Naruto) scream at a moment of great passion? X3 DATTEBAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight(Kabuto), what song would you choose? My Demons (k I legit just searched up Naruto AMV Kabuto and that was the first thing that came on youtube. I watched it and it was good so I picked it -_-') 17) If you wrote a One(Minato)/Six(Sai)/Twelve(Kakashi) fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Don't read if you don't want to be scared for life 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten(Naruto) to use on Two(Itachi) "I guess I just have a thing for Uchihas.” Ok, so here's what you do: mark your answers with a little 'x' inside the boxes if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then post it on your profile so people can see make them laugh.
8 You just tried to lick your elbow 17 People have called you slow 18 X You have accidentally caught something on fire (lots of times) 19 You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes 22 x Sometimes you just stop thinking 29 You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it 31 You sometimes Send Forwards on because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. 36 When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall. THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? I love and hate everyone. 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Any guy/naruto but probably mostly sasunaru. Come on! The only reason they're not together is cuz they're both guys. Yes Sasuke left but lets be honest here. If Naruto was a girl they would be together anyway. She chased him for years! They had 2 accidental kisses! They were written to be rivals and partners. The only thing keeping them from being lovers is the fact the author didn't want to write yaoi. You don't have to like yaoi to know they were made for each other! Also love Lee/Sakura. Probably my favorite pairing. 3. Are you a Naruto boyxboy or girlxgirl fan? Boy x boy but I like girl x girl too. 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I WISH! 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I can't get any TT_TT 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? I like both. I like guy/Naruto but NaruHina isn't bad 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU! I HATE SasuSaku. Sorry but it seems like she can't get over her useless bitchy fangirl stage being with Sasuke. Sorry but Sakura can't handle being with a guy like Sasuke. She should be pampered like the princess she is but also independent and powerful. Her partner should be someone who has got her back and love her with all his/her heart. Sasuke needs someone to challenge him. To put him in his place and not get a big head. To make him smile. To brighten up his life. Someone cheerful and energetic to contrast his gloominess. They can be friends but I don't like them as a couple. (Even though thats how it turned out.) 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7! It's the messed up team every year ;) 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I read some fanfics saying it was true but I didn't even watch up to the point Tobi was introduced so I didn't guess anything about a character I didn't even know existed. 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Legit I figured that out IN THE FIRST 3 SECONDS OF THE ANIME. I saw that flashback thing were the kyuubi was contained in Naruto and then the mountain with Minato's head on it and was like... The 4th hokage was Naruto's dad, wasn't he. I was convinced further when Naruto was revealed to be an orphan. 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi and Tobi 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Ummmm... I like him but hate that he abandoned Naruto. 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? NO TT_TT. I have yet to see past the first few episodes of shippuden! But I know most of the story from fanfics. 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? I've yet to read the manga. And I'm not planing to. 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? YES. 17. Sub or dub? I'm sorry but dub. I hate the voices but I watch stuff at 4x speed so it's easyier to do dub becasue I can hear faster than read. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I'm in the middle. 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? A GOOD BOY! And funny. 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Obito right? 21. Gai = $3xy beast or Ugly nerd? He is THE GREEN BEAST Tittles in the bingo book include: The one screaming about youth but killing people The guy in the bowl cut The guy in the green spandex who keeps killing everyone ect. 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku. 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? BOTH! 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? IDK 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? I'm on this site reading them aren't I. 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? I WANT TO! I have so many ideas but I'm lazy -_-' 27. Do you like lemons? Emm... ish. They strengthen relationships. 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? HAHA NO. They don't even know what anime is! 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Which abridged series. I've watched several. 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? I HAVE NOW 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? NO. Everybody already knows Naruto so not really. I've gotten people hooked on anime:) 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No. I've only drawn unrecognizable pictures cuz I think it's fun. 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WT7 is this?'? Nope 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Life - yes. Grades - No 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope. 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? NO... well maybe. I don't really wana read porn but it's NARUTO porn. 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. No 39. Is Sasuke still $3xy in his second stage of the cursed seal? HELL NO 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? No I don't really like OCs 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Well no shit, Sherlock. Fuck you Watson Who was that? "Dude, you are one seriously crazed-up fruit loop." Danny Phantom/Fenton, Bitter Reunions "Just because you have the emotional range of a tea spoon." Hermoine Granger, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix "Dear God, what is it like your funny little brains? It must be so boring!" Sherlock Holmes, A Study In Pink "Fuck this game! It's three in the morning, Grandma! YOU WIN!" Dane Cook, Monopoly "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." Duke Nukem, They Liv Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies "The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper." If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected. I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish? |
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