Xenavia
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Joined 09-03-12, id: 4239127, Profile Updated: 10-14-13

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so that when you judge them and their shoes, they have to run a mile without them."

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What's going on:

WOW! I'm finally doing something with this account! :D Nah, just kidding, I do plan on writing some story's but I've been pretty busy lately, and writing story's isin't my top priority right now so, It may be a while before I do anything :P.

What my stories are usually like:

I usually write crack fics because they are so much fun. I honestly don't know if I'll make a continuing story. I might when I get better at writing, but I almost always suffer from writer's block when I try to write any story. Also, I hate most OC's(they really shouldn't be called 'original'), so I'm sticking to the original characters.

Story's I'm currently working on:

In this section the titles and descriptions for the story's I'm working on are not final. Meaning I might change the description or title later.(Warning: this section might contain spoilers for the anime/manga the story is based about)

I'm currently thinking of story's to work on, and while I'm writing a few, I'm too lazy to update this section right now.


About Me

Things about me/What I like:

Hair Color:Brown and occasionally some natural streaks of blonde (usually only in spring and summer time).

Eye Color: Brown

Hobbies: Video games, creating video games, drawing, watching some tv shows, running, drums, and skateboard.

Hobbies I plan on trying: I'm going to create computer art once I get the money for a tablet(the kind you draw on).

Favorite genre of music: Rock,Folk,Some Pop

Least favorite music genres: Jazz, Country, Most Rap

Favorite video game system: Computer

Favorite genre of video games: Survival horror, action, adventure,Rpg's, and some FP'S (like TF2 and Half Life), and pixel horror rpg's(Ib, Witch's house, Misao, Corpse party, Ao Oni, Ao Oni spinoffs, Mad father, list goes on.)


Random Stuff

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

― Cave Johnson

I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!

― Demetri Martin

“The root problem with Christianity is that their god is supposed to be all-powerful and benevolent. It sounds like an easy sell, but when life turns completely to shit, you have to come up with all kinds of whacked-out reasons for why kindly old Jehovah saw fit to run over little Timmy with a combine harvester and leave him in a state of vegetative, limbless agony for eighteen years.”
― Yahtzee Croshaw

“Making the decision to leave Valve strikes me as right up there with turning down the throne to Narnia, but then call me an idealist, and I guess I probably wouldn't want to spend my whole life making new hats for Team Fortress 2 either.”
― Yahtzee Croshaw

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

― Bertrand Russell

If we don't end war, war will end us.

― H. G. Wells

To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing. Mostly they're just gonna kill you. Why am I still talking to you?

―Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Atheism:
Benefits:
- Free on Sunday!
- Get to focus on the now.
- No guilt!
- Can claim full responsibility for life's achievements.
Drawbacks:
- No afterlife. :(
- Must take responsibility for life's failures. Dang!

Willow: Buffy has a really important date.
Buffy: Owen!
Giles: All right, I-I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Buffy: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.

Giles: The influx of the undead, the... supernatural occurrences, it's been building for years. There's a reason why you're here and a reason why it's now!
Buffy: Because now is the time my mom moved here.
Giles: Something's coming, something, something, something is - is gonna happen here. Soon!
Buffy: Gee, can you vague that up for me?

Sam: Cas, we found something. It-it's this gold box. Apparently Nazis were after it back in the day. Someone tried to open it and their face melted off. I think its the - ready for this - the Arc of the Convenant. Yeah, so-
Cas: I'm here Sam. Where is the box?
Sam: I can't believe you fell for that! That was the plot of Raiders, idiot.

Dean: [on the phone] UFO! UFO!
Sam: Oh. Dude, stop yelling, you're breaking up. I didn't catch that last part.
Dean: Close encounter! Close encounter!
Sam: Close encounter? What kind? First? Second?
Dean: They're after me!
Sam: Third kind already? Better run, man. I think the fourth kind is a butt thing.
Dean: Empathy, Sam! Empathy!

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Eureka In a Matter of Time by MasterJedi231 reviews
Alex Carter never thought much about time travel, but now its the only way to re-write a great tragedy. Before his birth, his father was murdered and now its up to him and an unexpected hitchhiker to save the sheriff, and restore time as it should be. Only one thing must be figured out: Who killed Jack Carter, and how is he connected to the Carter family? Only Eureka knows for sure
Eureka - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,153 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 8/30/2012
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
To Grow Up by Rotom reviews
Eevee aren't supposed to die...yet this unfortunate one does.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete