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Author has written 1 story for Devil May Cry, and High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D.
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Professor Arc II: Headmaster Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,315 - Reviews: 2527 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 3,603 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 2/28 - Jaune A.
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 2,736 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium by erttheking reviews
A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,014 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
Pineapple by Imyoshi reviews
Everyone but Jaune Arc failed the initiation. Ozpin was speechless. He knew the boy's transcripts were fake, indulged the act, but never foresaw this outcome. Now the numbers were skewed, and a team wasn't possible. Exploiting his forgery would backfire. No, he reluctantly folded the hand Fate bestowed upon him. The Arc must explore Beacon Academy alone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,052 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 769 - Published: 2/20 - Jaune A. - Complete
Swords of a brother by Ray O'Neill reviews
Death it's not the end. It's only the begging. For one who was alone most of his previous life, his new one gave him people to love and protect... but life is cruel and has its way of making him suffer. The story of a hero who is now a brother to three younger siblings. (One shot)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Shirō E.
A Monster's Marriage by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,216 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Butter by Imyoshi reviews
Outside of being a loyal companion and trustworthy friend, Yang Xiao Long hardly thought much of Jaune Arc. He was a noodle. She liked him. He was nice. Simple and easy! So, why did he have to throw the whole status quo into whack by getting some ridiculous haircut and not shaving for a week? What? No! He didn't look or acted like a younger version of dad! Stop saying that, Ruby!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,073 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 391 - Published: 7/28/2018 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Weiss Doesn't Understand Slang by Mallobaude reviews
What happens when Weiss Schnee doesn't understand the intricacies of slang, puns, and innuendos? All sorts of awkward and unusual situations. Written as an entry for RWBY Writing Prompt Wednesday #85.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,904 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/2/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Yang X.L. - Complete
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 3,606 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
Mr Sacks! Take My Bullets by Quinn Mallory reviews
On surface, you cut Gordian knot. In Neath, Gordian knot cut you.
Sunless Sea - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2017 - The Captain - Complete
West of Here by MK-ONE reviews
Harry Potter accidentally disappeared to another place and time the night his godfather fell through the veil. Voldemort has taken over and Harry is needed now more than ever to fight the growing evil. The only trouble is that Harry Potter is no longer a teenage wizard, but a full grown territorial marshal who uses weapons of a simpler, harsher time period, somewhere- west of here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,888 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 2,664 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P., Katie B.
Tending to the Soul by potNpaN reviews
Alcohol is a presence in all aspects of Humanity and Faunuskind. It breaks, helps, and heals. The people who serve it find they're the people who can help. After a rejection at Beacon, Jaune finds his place to belong at a bar, hoping to recover from his past mistakes by helping others in need. Cover: Hanisu93
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 129,597 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
One Punch-Gamer by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
He KNEW this was some sort of karmic joke. He shouldn't have laughed at other's seemingly 'silly' problem, even if said other was a fictional character. Now, he was forced to accept that, yes, ending everything with one punch could get frustrating, especially for a Gamer. Then again, when trapped inside a game where Death is very much real, that can only be a good thing...right?
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 527,935 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Sinon/Shino A.] - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 11,021 - Follows: 6,900 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Birdy no! by blaiseingfire reviews
Do you remember that bird Ruby presumably killed during initiation? Yeah, that was Uncle Qrow.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Ruby R., Qrow B. - Complete
Cry Me A River by VereorFaux reviews
Zoe Thomson wasn't really sure what to think of Harry Potter when she met him. That ugly ring on his hand, that weird clock in his hands and the way he looked at her made her uneasy. It was as if he knew something she didn't know, and she didn't like that at all. (No pairings, One shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 11283 - Favs: 12,862 - Follows: 9,666 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
A Farmer Or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 2120 - Favs: 5,662 - Follows: 5,330 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
Joining the Fight by DigitalSorceress reviews
It's Blackest Night, and new Lanterns are called into the fray. One Shot.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Complete
My Youth Encounter with a Death Note is Wrong, as I Expected by Kurogyo reviews
What would happen if everyone's favorite cynic, Hachiman, found a Death Note? This is my take on what would happen.
Crossover - Death Note & My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 9,207 - Follows: 2,610 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Outside These Walls by silentclock reviews
The fires of resistance fade one by one, the walls close in, and Harry forsakes his last ties to his homeland, fleeing Britain's dark shores with Daphne at his side. -Oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Wrong Dragon by Vanbor the Fire Mage reviews
Dragonborn see dragon. Dragonborn kill dragon. Someone should had told him it was the wrong type of dragon. one-shot
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
The Makings of a Hero by Cian'Perrel reviews
What if, when Scott Summers ran away from the orphanage, he was not discovered by Jack Winters, or even Charles Xavier?. This story will tell the tale of a new origin for the X-Men's first leader, the man known as Cyclops. Marvel universe, but slightly AU
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,044 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Scott S./Cyclops - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 7,742 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,714 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On Four Legs by gabriel blessing reviews
At Camp Wannaweep, their was more horrors than bugs, poison ivy, Gill, or even monkeys. There one who travels on four legs. There was Yee Naaldlooshi. There was the Skinwalker. And now it's awake. And man is it pissed off.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,631 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Ron S. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,239 - Follows: 5,638 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Famous Last Words by Kitsunesongs reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Damnation! reviews
What happens when you introduce a son of Sparda to the supernatural world? OP Issei ; Issei is Vergil. Manipulative n-perverted! Issei,OP!Issei. One-sided Harem.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 6/4/2016
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