Well recently my friend has been wanting me to start watching more realistic shows. Aka: not anime. So she told me to watch Sherlock. I had no idea which show it was but then when I looked at one of them I noticed a very sexy man with another person I didn't care about on the cover. I watchEd the first episode and fell in love instantly with Sherlock. Luckily when I called her a week later to talk about it, it was the right one.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA)

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Tawnyfur, Child of the Storm, WhispertheWolf,Catwolf109, justiceintheworldofhp-yearight.

You know you live in 2011 when..

1.) You enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards in years

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with friends is because they don't have MSN

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think of sending it to all your friends

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5

10.) You scroll back up to see if there was a number 5

11.) Now you're laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Now you're thinking 'I have to put this on my profile!'

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, idiot?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will beat up the whole crowd that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up"

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I single-handedly destroyed the whole school computer network! I feel so accomplished! - James C.

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, Andrazuria, Trouble For First Degree Hell, justiceintheworldofhp-yearight

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I don't obsess. I just think intensely.

If you have tried to convince everyone you know that David Bowie does not exist and he's really Jareth in disguise, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you or anyone you know thinks that Jareth needs to quit pining over Sarah and start pining over you, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you are a rabid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste this into your profile, or Ozai will GET YOU.

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. (both of us)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you personally hate Wonka-haters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on the lookout for a purple top hat, copy and past this into your profile.

If you believe that the world tastes good because the Candyman thinks it should, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've heard a Lemon Demon song that ISN'T Ultimate Showdown, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sanity is a playground for the unimaginative.

If you immediately associate Larry the Cable Guy with Mater the Tow Truck, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

I want a man who, when I come running up with tears coursing down my face, smearing my mascara, my hair a mess, and sobbing hysterically, the first thing he says is: "Baby, you're beautiful. So, whose butt to I have to kick?!" and really means it.

IF YOU'VE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO CONVINCE YOUR SHRINK THAT JARETH IS REAL, THEN YOU'RE CRAZY AND DESERVE AN AWARD.

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EDWARD CULLEN, THROW HIM BACK AND DEMAND DAVID BOWIE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS? THEY'RE NOT JARETH.

IT'S A BIG, BAD, BEAUTIFUL DAY.

omg ok so i love my recently aquired obsession {and it's here to stay!} all the fanfictions on it i have read and reviewed so far are brilliant beyond belief [and all the others too]

well anyways have a good day every 1:-D

wow

i love harry potter ff

lol i'm very hyper yet confused cuz right now i'm useing a freind's computor and it's german and i can't seem to figure it out

lol

but yea sorry i havn't added any ff's yet i am having major writers block like i start writing 1 then i get stuck

grrrrrrrrrr

i hate having writer's block

How do you tell the difference between fake and real friends?

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

i love this! it describes friends sooooo well...

any questions please e-mail me at:

princess.96@live.com

happy birthday tom and bill kaulitz.whao go TH.be happy ur 20!

hallo wat up? r u having a good day.good well this tokio hotel fan is like the rest of them. sorta.

i'm a happy person because tokio hotel has a fan # and i found it at last.

justiceintheworldofhp-yearight : Logout .

I single-handedly destroyed the whole school computer network! I feel so accomplished! - James C.
sorry about not updating any of my stories lately. i have major writers block and add school to the equation and you got a mess. again sorry for not updating.

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
97% of people would yell "STOP!"
2% of them would cheer,
1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet.
Post this on you profile if you are that 1%..

(\_/)
('.') Copy and paste this Bunny
('')_('') into your profile to help him gain
world domination

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

here's a 13 year old girl, and she wished

that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH!

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Best BBC Sherlock Quotes

“A Study In Pink”

John: “A place like this must be expensive.”
Sherlock: “Not really. I know the landlady, Mrs. Hudson. She owes me a favor. A few years back, her husband was sentenced to death in Florida. I was able to help out.”
John: “You stopped her husband from being executed?”
Sherlock: “Oh, no, I ensured it.”

“The Blind Banker”

Sherlock: “You took your time.”
John: “Yeah, I didn’t get the shopping.”
Sherlock: “What? Why not?”
John: “Because I had a row… in the shop… with a chip and pin machine!”
Sherlock: “You had a row with a machine?”
John: “Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse at it.”

“A Scandal In Belgravia”

John: “What are we doing here, Sherlock? Seriously, what?”
Sherlock: “I don’t know.”
John: “Here to see the Queen?”
[Mycroft walks in]
Sherlock: “Oh, apparently yes.”

“The Reichenbach Fall”

“You … you told me once … that you weren’t a hero. Umm… There were times when I didn’t even think you were human, but let me tell you this. You were the best man, the most human … human being that I’ve ever known and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie, and so … there. I was so alone … and I owe you so much. But please, there’s just one more thing, one more thing, one more miracle, Sherlock, for me, don’t be … dead. Would you do that just for me? Just stop it. Stop this…”

"The Reichenbach Fall”

“You look sad. When you think he can’t see you. Are you okay? And don’t just say you are, because I know what that means, looking sad when you think no one can see you. “

"A Scandal in Belgravia"

Sherlock Holmes: [being strangled by John] I think we're done now, John!

Dr. John Watson: You don't remember, Sherlock, I was a soldier! I killed people!

Sherlock Holmes: You were a doctor!

Dr. John Watson: I had bad days!

"A Scandal in Belgravia"

Mycroft Holmes: Just once, can you two behave like grown ups?

Dr. John Watson: We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his

pants so I wouldn't hold on to too much hope.