Hi well i geuss i will give you a summary of me!

Ok well my name is Kayla, i am 14 years old and i love twilight. i have shoulder length blond hair, blue eyes and look alot like rosalie. i am single weird and have no life

MEANING OF PEN NAME!

ok the meaning of edwardandemmetts girl is i love edward and emmett and cant decide so im both of their girls

MY FAVORITES!

1. my favorite books are all the Twilight series, the vampire kisses series and the blue blood series

2.my bff's are andrea (browneyedgirl1901), gwen, cassidy, madisonand the list goes on

3.mint choclate chip and cookie dough ice cream

4.EdwardCullen and Emmett Cullen

FAVORITE SAYINGS!

im a special cookie

and so the lion fell in love with the lamb

farfignugen (dont ask)

akfdldhc (agian dont ask ) (hahahaha dre)

fart

yummy

stupid

shutup

what a stupid lamb

what a moschaotic lion

yo

Inside Jokes!

akfdldhc

brownie boob wika wika run

hows your cat

read between the lines (then stick out 3 fingers like you do when counting to 3) lol

HOTTEST GUYS!

1. Edward Cullen

2. Emmett Cullen

3.Carlisle Cullen

WHAT I HATE THE MOST!

1. Jacob Black (i hate him so much)

2. Paige Quavis

3.sushi

4. Dan Thomas

5. sluts hores Ect.

RANDOM THINGS:

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies-Willy Wonka

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Come join the dark side - we have cookies!

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

My favorite word is sarcasm.

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken. (i m part brunette:D)

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

Friends...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

When he breaks up with you, friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?"

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Good o.

You are the piss to my pants.

Be kind to a stranger, coz you'll never know; it just might be an angel, knocking at your door.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions; just stupid people.

Well, sorry just doesn't cut it...scissors do.

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

It doesn’t mater if you win or lose, but it matters if I win or lose.

There is no ‘I’ in team, but there is me.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying

Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it.

There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.

Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

Save water, drink beer.

Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

I’ve got a problem for your solution.

Avoid hangovers: Stay drunk.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.

I don’t pray because I don’t want to bore God.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.

I’m not afraid of heights. I’m afraid of widths.

If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

He who laughs didn’t get the joke.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.

I’d rather be pissed off than be pissed on.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to shut a revolving door.

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.

Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.

Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humour.

It is no accident that ‘stressed’ spelled backward is ‘desserts’.

If you rearrange the letters from mother in law, it spells out female Hitler.

I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at the insides of my eyelids.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper – long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong time.

I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Never criticize someone before walking a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, make it into grapefruit juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the water washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be beside you and say "Damn that was fun!"

To love or to be loved is recieving a glimpse of heaven

Cracks on sidewalks are reminders that you never too strong to fall apart

Don't love roses; because roses die in summer: Love a river, because rivers flow forever

Studying: Take the first 3 letters off, and it's just dying.

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you inthe heart, but BEST friends only poke you with straws.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

i loove this part expecially the last line !

Bella Swan, will you be my girlfriend?”

yes, YES, YES! Say something!!

But I couldn’t. I don’t know why, but nothing would come out.

NOTHING!!

Edward stared at me expectantly.

Why is today the day I can’t speak??

Before I could argue with myself on this issue, the world went black.

Yep, you guessed it. I fainted.

FAINTED!

The potential love of my life asks me to be his girlfriend and I faint!

Ack! My life blows.

from the story surviving MUST READ !!

Summary: Edward leaves with Alice and Jasper and Bella are left on their own. Edward returns and doesn't like the idea of Jasper and Bella. Thus begins a rollercoaster of events

“What the fu…”

Jasper’s hand clamped over my mouth.

“Don’t swear in public, honestly, Bella, be a lady”

His eyes followed my gaze.

“What the fuck!?”

“Jasper what happened to not swearing in public?”

“Screw it that was before Edward Cullen “-Jasper spat his name out like it was poison-”showed up”.

FUNNY RIGHT SORRY TO U WHO LIKE EDWARD BUT I LOVE EDWARD TO AND COULDNT HELP MYSELF LOL !!

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when..

1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times.

2) You own all above mentioned books.

3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
you want to see it anyway.

4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.

5) You have reread a lot of these pages.

6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.

7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.

8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says
something about Twilight or its characters.

9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.

10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read
them.

11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".

12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.

13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.

14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk
about.

15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for
Eclipse to come out, you almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when
you read the first two books, I guess!)

16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.

17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.

18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,
you never get tired of it.

19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
you read.

20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
vampire.

21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.

22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.

23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
who don't understand it just haven't read the book.

24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.

26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information

27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns

28). You're keeping track of all the "Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean

29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website

30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series

31). Your screen saver reads "Twilight Movie: November 21"

32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition

33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it

34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books

35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them

36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines

37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die

38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care

39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco

40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter

41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown

42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown

43.) You ACTUALLY noticed there was no 25.

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~MY 9 NAMES - IT'S FUN!~

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Kayla

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)

kaylizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)

Blue Hedgehog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Christine willow wood

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

cilka

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)

Purple Sprite

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Actilje

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

christine allen

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Martha

ohhh and my stripper name is

Isis Lustytower

Miracles Happen

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Miracles Happen if you truly
believe
in
God..

From the story Betrayal and Needy love

By changing Bella we were subjecting her to the worst kind of torture. The pain would never cease. For the rest of eternity Bella would be fighting her blood lust, and that was after our venom burned away all of her blood, memories, and normality.

Fun stuff.

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